Influencer is another way of saying freelance QVC host

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

There's an old saying in the U.P. April comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.

BRANDON FLOWERS READING TRUTH SOCIAL: he doesn't look a THING like jesus

First they came for the billionaires, and I said nothing, because I wasn't a billionaire. Then they came for the millionaires, and I said nothing, because I wasn't a millionaire. Life got really good at that point.

How countries feel about food

I keep telling myself that this is Bluesky and we don't RIP mentions over here. So I will just say that I think you are wrong, and I wish you well.

G̶o̶o̶d̶ GREAT Friday

🎶I will not forgive you Nor will I accept the blame I will see you on Good Friday On Good Friday🎵

Miss you so much, bro 💔

Enshittification and capitalism are the same thing.

I don't rake my leaves in the fall. The grasses, insects, and microorganisms use the leaves as habitat all winter. As a result, deer walk through my yard nightly, happily chomping on what is naturally there.

It doesn't matter if it's 31 degrees. When the local ice cream stand opens for the season, Yoopers go get ice cream sundaes.

I love popcorn. I love chicken. It makes sense that I'd love itty bitty chickie nuggies.

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"When all is said and done I couldn't ask for more." I'm straight up bawling on a Friday morning. 😭

Point of order: he is not in the Hall of Fame.

TIL the line is not "gin to your Marlin Perkins." It is "Jim to your Marlin Perkins." I still like "gin" better.

If the axiom is true that you pay for what the player will do and not what he has done, then this is a very bad contract.

Every time I see the Livin' on a Prayer State Farm commercial, I have to remind myself "at least it's not Fumblerooski." It becomes instantly bearable.

Just filled up at 3.79. I fill up once every other month, will revisit this in May.

I hate waiting

BRB, I need to go fight my first grade teacher

Hot take: I would rather shovel snow for 4 hours than mow grass for 5 minutes.

Blizzard of '26 totals: 25 inches dropped. It snowed for 52 hours. Max wind speed -58 mph. Minimum temp was 12. No mail yesterday or today. Accumulation up to 6 feet in some spots. It took 2 people 4 hours working in shifts to clear the driveway. No power losses locally 🙌

Better sign that deal fast before they back out!

PENDING A PHYSICAL PEOPLE THE TRADE ISN'T DONE YET

Approximately 1 day later and we have added about 11 inches. The winds are supposed to pick up today so some of this might get blown away.

What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

My backyard is up to 13" of accumulation. This breaks the record of 12" that was set in January 2026.

The blizzard is blizzarding outside.

I can see my city's name! Mama, we made it!

Approximately 24 hours apart. And it's going to snow until Tuesday 😶‍🌫️

March Friday 13th > Feb Friday 13th I don't know why, I just know it's true.

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It Was Always The... nevermind.

This is the year we finally beat the Bengals 🤣

Hendrickson should back out of this deal at 3:45 this afternoon. Embrace the Chaos!!!

Sure wish I could see if it snowed last night, but NO. We have to save that daylight so people don't drive home in the dark.

Boselli: So we doing this Hendrickson deal or what? Jimmy Stones, licks finger, holds it in the air: Hold up. The wind shifted.

I was low-key hoping we could poach him away

Buster made a play in New Orleans on TNF by knocking a Carr pass out of the endzone, penultimate play of the game. I was at the perfect angle to witness the athleticism on display. I am so happy he is coming back. He is the very definition of homegrown talent, & keeping thise players is so important

In hindsight, starting a new position the day the tampering window opens may have been a poor decision.

Yeah, but once a Raider, always a Raider. RAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYDEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS

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