Mitch McConnell (Parody)
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Just an old man who appreciates his free healthcare - Parody account
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Trump doesnāt support NAZIāism! Heās just the most popular among Naziās.
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People shouldnāt be using Signal to send confidential information. This is why I use SMSās to send top secret info
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Rick Hegdahl
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10 months ago
The beast has been awoken!!
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Fuck Schumer!
10 months ago
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The Onion
10 months ago
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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We need to ban spank banks in the USA
10 months ago
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I will be proposing legislation to ban turning right on red lights for left handed people.
10 months ago
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praying mantis
10 months ago
Trump Renames Eric āEric Of Americaā ā
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Nobody loves you, Eric.
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Trump Renames Eric āEric Of Americaā
https://theonion.com/trump-renames-eric-eric-of-america/
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The Easter bunny is woke!
#BanTheEasterBunny
10 months ago
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Trump delayed tariffs to Canada and Mexico. So happy Canada and Mexico is caving to USA š¤£
10 months ago
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When are we planning to ban left handed people?
10 months ago
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Trump's 'Noble' Peace Prize
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Fuck Rapist Trump
10 months ago
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Congrats my USāanians, youll be happy to know everything got more expensive today
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We will rename French fries to American fries after we take over France
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Isnāt it nice to see Russia proud of us? /s
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Why should we fight Putin? Why not just give him everything he wants?
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All heil King Trump
11 months ago
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Chrissy - A resister with a plan
11 months ago
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11 months ago
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Yes. Youā¦. did a thing, Senator š„°
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Welcome to all my McConnell fans out there!
11 months ago
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Canadian geese shall henceforth be known as American Geese
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The Onion
11 months ago
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
WASHINGTONāRebuking President Trumpās decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to continue falling down stairs in the face of an apparent fascist takeover. āI can no longer physically stand upright for a party that excuses a violent insurrection that targeted our Capitol,ā the 82-year-old lawmaker said as he [ā¦]
https://theonion.com/mitch-mcconnell-vows-to-continue-falling-down-stairs-in-face-of-fascist-takeover/
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Barron W. Tramp
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Trump doesnāt support NAZIāism! Heās just the most popular among Naziās.
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11 months ago
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Senatorrrrā¦ Please. Sign Thing š„°š¢
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These are not the egg prices your looking at
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We need to abolish the TSA
11 months ago
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11 months ago
@mitchmcconell.bsky.social
š„°thanks, Senator šš¾
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Gender should always be defined at conception!!
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Itās time to invade Greenland!
11 months ago
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USAānians love us for banning TikTok
12 months ago
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Trump never meant he would stop Ukraine/Russia war on day one. When he said he would, what he was intending to say is that he wonāt. Thus, he always tells the truth
12 months ago
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12 months ago
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Did you guys know you can like your own post??
about 1 year ago
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Another day towards my goal of becoming the most banned account on BlueSky lol
about 1 year ago
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This is beyond my bed time. Please stop talking about me until I wake up. I shall be back at around 11am EST TIA
about 1 year ago
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@realjdvancescouch.bsky.social
sir: I donāt know what your account is about, but I applaud you!
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Happy Christmas & Merry Hanukkah to my favorite dinosaur,
@mitchmcconell.bsky.social
Before you know it, Senator, itāll be the year 3000. Time flies when you are a dinosaur having fun on December 25.
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#SupportYourLocalDictator
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Elon musk should pull funding from NORAD If children want to talk to Santa, we need a visa or Mastercard first!
about 1 year ago
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Greenland shall be known as Trumpland moving forward
about 1 year ago
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Someone just replied to me and then blocked me. Not cool! I have a fragile ego
about 1 year ago
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I was in Mexico recently and they had guards with military guns at the entrance of my resort. I never realized how safe Mexico is
about 1 year ago
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The biggest gift we can give Americans this season is to not pay our employees
about 1 year ago
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