Apparently JD Vance is botting his Bluesky Account. #JDVance #Couch

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Stay away. #FuckVance

I go inactive for over a month and I come back to see 2,000 fellow couches.

Penguins beat Trump in the trade war. #Penguins #FuckTrump

Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President

C't'une fois un gars, on va l'appeler @jd-vance-1.bsky.social qui rencontre un sofa, qu'on va nommer @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social . Ils vécurent heureux et eurent beaucoup d'enfants. 🤗

Maybe

Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President

Penguins beat Trump in the trade war. #Penguins #FuckTrump

Says the republican in a democratic hoodie.

Damn if only a certain senator named John could actually vote against the T/ump agenda instead of selling out 🫠 #JohnFettermanIsAMAGASellout

Damn dude it'd be real embarrassing if you voted to confirm the woman in charge of defending this in court.

Beautiful ratio. As always, fuck John Fetterman the MAGAt sellout and fuck Trump #JohnFettermanIsASellout #FuckTrump

"Your gonna win so much you'll be tired of winning"-T/ump *Crashes Economy*

Bad day to have China as your largest business partner.

Last time he told you not "not to worry" half a million Americans died of Covid.

All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.

How do you add a reporter to a private Government group chat??? This administration is a joke.

🇺🇸ICE #FreeJasmineMooney🇨🇦 This is an illegal detention. 🇺🇸Wake up!!! Start fighting back!!! youtu.be/dTsIzFryEBg

IS AMERICA GREAT AGAIN YET????

Merkley: "The best time to take on a tyrant is as early as possible. And this is the moment."

BOTH REPUBLICAN AND DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS HAVE FUCKED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY, MEDICARE, MEDICAID, & 401K.

Democrats are really just going to sit by and watch the country get raped and pillaged by billionaires. The time has come folks... we either shit or get off the pot.

Trump Is Still Trying to Undermine Elections! Now that Trump has installed election deniers throughout his Administration, he has been busy dismantling the guardrails protecting voting and voters. www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...

A measles outbreak was not on my 2025 bingo card.

one of the things i truly believe is that a significant portion of this country is in the grip of a death cult

X engineers clocking in this morning

Eggs are still more expensive

Not technically a plane crash, but still…

Yes, Toronto booed the US anthem at Elimination Chamber, they also sang along loudly to Oh Canada

@realjdvancescouch.bsky.social JD was given the bad cop assignment but Trump can’t do good cop. So the result was a shit show with poor Lindsey looking like he just got ran over by JD’s couch. The EU and Ukrainians should talk to China about military aid as a FY to Don and couch boy.

Perhaps Nikki wants to consult a mirror?

Current mood:

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"Don't call me a dick." - Elon Musk, dick

If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.

💀 Russia loses 1,180 troops in past 24 hours

He’s GOLFING in Miami😏 So very Marie Antoinette😏 #LetThemEatCake

Reminder: Zelenskyy refused to leave Kyiv as bombs fell. Donold hid in a bunker from protesters with cardboard signs.

Tux means tuxedo IKEA means JD’s heaven

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