JD Vance's Couch
@realjdvancescouch.bsky.social
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The official account of JD Vance’s Couch
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Apparently JD Vance is botting his Bluesky Account.
#JDVance
#Couch
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Stay away.
#FuckVance
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I go inactive for over a month and I come back to see 2,000 fellow couches.
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Penguins beat Trump in the trade war.
#Penguins
#FuckTrump
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Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President
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Mel 🎼🎶🌚💫🐸
4 months ago
C't'une fois un gars, on va l'appeler
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social
qui rencontre un sofa, qu'on va nommer
@realjdvancescouch.bsky.social
. Ils vécurent heureux et eurent beaucoup d'enfants. 🤗
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Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President
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Penguins beat Trump in the trade war.
#Penguins
#FuckTrump
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7 months ago
Says the republican in a democratic hoodie.
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Damn if only a certain senator named John could actually vote against the T/ump agenda instead of selling out 🫠
#JohnFettermanIsAMAGASellout
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Sean
7 months ago
Damn dude it'd be real embarrassing if you voted to confirm the woman in charge of defending this in court.
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Beautiful ratio. As always, fuck John Fetterman the MAGAt sellout and fuck Trump
#JohnFettermanIsASellout
#FuckTrump
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"Your gonna win so much you'll be tired of winning"-T/ump *Crashes Economy*
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Ron Filipkowski
7 months ago
Bad day to have China as your largest business partner.
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The Lincoln Project
7 months ago
Last time he told you not "not to worry" half a million Americans died of Covid.
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Santiago Mayer
7 months ago
All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.
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How do you add a reporter to a private Government group chat??? This administration is a joke.
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Tony Michaels 🎙
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8 months ago
🇺🇸ICE
#FreeJasmineMooney🇨🇦
This is an illegal detention. 🇺🇸Wake up!!! Start fighting back!!!
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Canadian woman put in chains, detained by ICE after entering San Diego border
YouTube video by ABC 10 News
https://youtu.be/dTsIzFryEBg
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Ed Leonardi
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Secular Talk
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Secular Talk
8 months ago
IS AMERICA GREAT AGAIN YET????
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Aaron Rupar
8 months ago
Merkley: "The best time to take on a tyrant is as early as possible. And this is the moment."
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8 months ago
BOTH REPUBLICAN AND DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS HAVE FUCKED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY, MEDICARE, MEDICAID, & 401K.
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Todd Lambert
8 months ago
Democrats are really just going to sit by and watch the country get raped and pillaged by billionaires. The time has come folks... we either shit or get off the pot.
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Morgan J Freeman
8 months ago
Trump Is Still Trying to Undermine Elections! Now that Trump has installed election deniers throughout his Administration, he has been busy dismantling the guardrails protecting voting and voters.
www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
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Trump Is Still Trying to Undermine Elections
Now that Trump has installed election deniers throughout his Administration, he has been busy dismantling the guardrails protecting voting and voters.
https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-lede/trump-is-still-trying-to-undermine-elections
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🕊️KatarinaKriz🕊️On the turning away~Pink Floyd
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A measles outbreak was not on my 2025 bingo card.
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jamelle
8 months ago
one of the things i truly believe is that a significant portion of this country is in the grip of a death cult
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The Lincoln Project
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Aaron Rupar
8 months ago
X engineers clocking in this morning
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Eggs are still more expensive
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Not technically a plane crash, but still…
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CJ Fogler
8 months ago
Yes, Toronto booed the US anthem at Elimination Chamber, they also sang along loudly to Oh Canada
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8 months ago
@realjdvancescouch.bsky.social
JD was given the bad cop assignment but Trump can’t do good cop. So the result was a shit show with poor Lindsey looking like he just got ran over by JD’s couch. The EU and Ukrainians should talk to China about military aid as a FY to Don and couch boy.
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Brian Tyler Cohen
8 months ago
Perhaps Nikki wants to consult a mirror?
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Joe Mama ™️
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Just Jack
8 months ago
Current mood:
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MeidasTouch
8 months ago
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Middle Age Riot
8 months ago
"Don't call me a dick." - Elon Musk, dick
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Adam Parkhomenko
8 months ago
If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.
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Ukrainska Pravda 🇺🇦
8 months ago
💀 Russia loses 1,180 troops in past 24 hours
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Russia loses 1,180 troops in past 24 hours
Russia’s losses in the war against Ukraine have surpassed 867,180 troops
https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2025/02/23/7499659/
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Amy Oddo✌🏻💙☀️
8 months ago
He’s GOLFING in Miami😏 So very Marie Antoinette😏
#LetThemEatCake
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God
8 months ago
Reminder: Zelenskyy refused to leave Kyiv as bombs fell. Donold hid in a bunker from protesters with cardboard signs.
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Tux means tuxedo IKEA means JD’s heaven
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Governor Tim Walz
8 months ago
NEW: Minnesota was just ranked a top state both to retire and to raise a family. By investing in the things that matter – economic opportunity, health and safety, and strong communities – we’re building the best state for all Minnesotans from childhood through retirement.
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