Trump’s new appointee to a key federal prosecutor position, ladies and gentlemen.

This is amazing.

If you’re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noem—South Park already nailed it.

this is what they (the normans) took from you

Richard Dawkins most famous reply to: "What if you're wrong?"

oh my god

America was given a choice between a lawless, amoral monster and a qualified, intelligent, joyful woman of color—and it chose the monster. We need to reckon with the reality of what that says about so many of us here. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/america-ch...

LEFT TO RIGHT: HERO, ZERO, AND WEIRDO

The best messaging is to state what everyone knows to be the truth in the simplest and clearest way possible. So it’s hard to imagine more effective messaging than this.

Just saying.

There is a reason TikTok is so good at figuring out what you want to see, and why it’s better than everything else: it’s a weapon, and the best weapon is one you don’t know exists, or worse, one you think you can’t live without

Taylor Swift- $10 million Selena Gomez- $5 million Beyoncé- $2.5 million The richest man in the WORLD- $0

Zuckerberg went super homophobe the same week he started publicly sucking dick.

Let’s see - I’m being sentenced for 34 felonies on Friday, I’ve nominated a bunch of unschooled idiots for my cabinet, and I owe E Jean $483 million. What can I distract the idiots with?

If you try to steal a loaf of bread, and hurt no one in the process, America will throw you in prison. If you try to steal an election, and hurt lots of people in the process, America with throw you a party, give you its most prestigious job, and millions of dollars to squander on your vulgarity.

This, if karma doesn't intervene soon, will be me for the next 4 years. Consider yourself notified, I will not bend the knee.

I need one of these!

I can hardly wait!

They have a point.

#NoSympathyForDictators 🖕

And yet the leader of this insurrection walked free — and returned to run the government he tried to overthrow

Dear Magaidiot, small in the pants, incel, chucklefuck trolls, Yes. I will block you on here. I put up with enough of your rage jerking on the Nazi rapist hellscape. I’m not doing it on here too. Bluesky ain’t for you anyway. Folks here talk fancy & we don’t fuck sheep. Now… shoo.

Ukrainian boxing legend (and brother of Kyiv's mayor) Wladimir Klitschko responds to Joe Rogan...

In case you're new here. The grandaddy MAGA blocklist. bsky.app/profile/skyw...

Ladies and gentlemen, the 47th President of the United States. ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)

Starting a phony transgender bathroom debate and hiding behind the guise of “protecting women” to distract from your attempts to push through the confirmations of alleged rapists, sex traffickers, and fraudsters at the highest levels of government is peak Republican Party.

I’m not calling that asshole felon rapist traitor “President-elect.” Fuck him.

Spot on!