Are they gonna make women pee in a cup at the airport? Or just eyeball it based on her body?

Mental healthcare for me but not for thee

Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."

PSA: If you dip your hand in the Reflecting Pool, you will be arrested and prosecuted. If you do this, Trump will pay you. 👇

Pallone: "I am in favor of a national AI datacenter moratorium until we can find a way to ensure they don't harm our nation's air, water, and power bills"

👀 @senchrismurphy responds to former chair of @thedemocrats @harrisonjaime 👇🏽

Michelle and I had fun surprising the first group of visitors to the Obama Presidential Center on Juneteenth. Come check it out!

I had one rule this week: no one plays on Home Court until some old friends and I get some shots up. Who’s got next? 🏀

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

Utility company website: Are you a robot? Me: No, but if there are robots trying to pay my utility bills, mind your own business.

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

It was a beautiful day

Elon Musk spent $290 million getting Trump elected. During this midterm cycle, he's spent $85 million. In total, that’s 0.0375% of his $1 trillion net worth. Oligarchs can rig the system at the expense of everyone else, and only spend pennies doing so. We must get Big Money out of politics.

Sorry for the poor sound quality, but stay for the ad.

Living rent free.

A society with one trillionaire and millions of people in poverty is something to be deeply ashamed of, actually

Thank you Senator for highlighting the REPUBLICAN woman who registered her dog to vote and GOT CAUGHT BECAUSE of an ID requirement.

Iranian FM Araghchi: "Our Powerful Armed Forces will leave no attack or threat unanswered. Leave our region if you want to be safe."

Slightly different 😬 🏀

Canada confirms opening of Gordie Howe Bridge, despite Trump’s threats https://aje.news/e29btx

The biggest story in America is a president who has completely lost touch with reality. Who thinks the FBI let all the January 6 rioters into the Capitol, that he really won the 2020 election, that the Iran War is going well. Who, when occasionally confronted w reality, panics.

The America 250 stuff feels very pizza party after layoffs coded.

No. There’s limits. We’re not doing Jan 6th for Spencer Pratt. Stop. Get help.

I’m floored that Spencer Pratt is a thing in 2026. Even in the bizarro upside down hellscape we’re living in.

The majority of people are not voting for your agenda, the thing that is wrong is you can't accept it.

The Cure's Robert Smith perfectly sums up the difference between Americans and Brits.

Came up in my feed like this

Every reporter who interviews him moving forward should just keep telling him, “but there’s no evidence of that…” so we can watch him implode on national television again lol

Screwworm: as if you needed another reason to give up eating meat.

I had one full-time job when Biden was President. I had to get a second job to pay my bills since trump has been in charge. Fuck this billionaire regime.

I do not have an extra car (whatever that is) to donate to Tunnels to Towers or Kars for Kids. How am I in the demographic to get these ads non-stop????

Aren’t we at war?

June 24th, darn...I have to give my goldfish a bath that day.

Billionaires should not exist.

WATCH: “Ivanka is Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka… the people of Albania are not particularly pleased… she & Jared have caused an international incident…” The @thebulwark.com crew on Javanka’s obscenely corrupt Albanian luxury resort island grab.

I was not even sure what sport the Knicks played, but now I am rooting for them. If I wasn't working 2 jobs to pay my bills, I would buy a Knicks hat or something.

“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

Trump Can’t Negotiate for S**t, and the Iran Peace Talks Prove It youtu.be/xoHsosBXukA

Scott Pelley fired from '60 Minutes,' deepening turmoil at CBS News apnews.com/article/cbs-...

I had to get a second job, I already work a full time job, to pay my bills. But the stock market is high so cool.

I guess we're really never getting the strait opened.

RUBIO: The video you just showed me now he was not falling asleep LIEU: So you're lying again? You're lying to Congress, Secretary Rubio. Here's video from a French news channel mocking Trump for falling asleep at a Memorial Day ceremony.

oh my goodness - Lieu played Rubio a video of Trump sleeping while Rubio tried to talk to him during a cabinet meeting. Then this exchange: RUBIO: I've never seen him fall asleep LIEU: I'm gonna show you a video that shows you just lied to Congress *plays another clip of Trump sleeping by Rubio*

I know nothing matters any more. But this one should matter.

What in the dystopia fuck?!

Pentagon bans journalists from press office, designating it a classified space www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

"I just ask America to give me a Ball Room" - Abraham Lincoln

If the Knicks win...it's extra recess and pizza for lunch.

BREAKING: Mayor Mamdani just signed an “executive order” to repeal bedtime so NYC kids can watch the Knicks play in the NBA Finals!

This is why protests need to be non-violent, in the Satyagraha way.