BREAKING: Serial quitter sees an unwillingness to commit as a dealbreaker.

Going to a place that has a $10 mezcal margarita happy hour in this economy feels like a cheat code.

My mom has such unusual complaints..she hates watching the halftime performances of NBA League Pass games.. “turn this shit off and give me commercials or something” 🤣

Had a boss exactly like this. I immediately applied for a new job in the same company, still saw her and never spoke to her again.

Accountability for Green is missed more than his jump shot. He’ll shit on any ref openly and will say “why are you talking to me like that?”

OKAY! There’s going to be some great matches with Champa out there to have #AEW

Bringing back the Seattle Steelheads!? That’s dope as hell

West Ham nooooooo

I don’t have an issue with snow/ice but I need it during the week to mess work up..don’t interrupt my weekends lol.

4 episodes into Wonder Man and I’m really enjoying it.

There’s a law enforcement issue in this country..they haven’t solved the police issue and I’m supposed to believe this will help ICE?

This is why I’m never going to be apart of any Bush eraser.

What is shorter..Greg Bovino or his time as Border Patrol commander, eh?

Mmk..

Toro y Moi-Anything in Return

This is the most I’ve seen and heard from Jody Allen..

They’re not the worst team but they’ve put up some of the worst performances I’ve seen this year

Arsenal’s defense has been super sleepy today. Can’t happen

I’m so lucky I can text my mom at 2am about the Australian Open and know she’s awake and has thoughts and opinions.

I wasn’t prepared for what this match ended up being..😮‍💨

yeah put that shit in the smithsonian if there is one in five years

Pretty soon they’re going to call him the “Parking Ticket Bandit”

I learned about him WAAAAAAY too late. He might have the most interesting Wikipedia page I’ve ever seen, he’s worth a full read

This album doesn’t come up enough in casual conversation.

I’m old enough to scroll, see this and immediately know “that’s Artie” and go on about my day.

That’s crazy.

Bro what the fuck is this shit.

The gymnastics of the Astros cheating vs PEDs is interesting..and the deeper dark secret is the MLB is running out of players to put in for a bit.

Oregon patiently waits.

This was great.

I don't understand holding a football game at an F1 race site but whatever I guess

Is this where I make fun of LeBron for not finishing books?

Stunner is correct.

One of the most beautiful things I’ve watched in my life.

Nottenham Forest holding in there eh?

Leon Slater/Carmelo Hayes didn’t disappoint one bit. #Smackdown

Had a couple of cardinals come to my bird feeder today..let’s go.

His antics are outweighing his actual play for the record..both have been bad.

Oh!?!

Now that I’ve seen a commercial for what Kalshi is..this world is cooked.

I’m a little surprised but I wouldn’t want to play for the Raiders or Jets either.

The difference between ICE and an Applebee’s menu is that the menu won’t shoot me in the face when I try to scan its QR code?

We can’t fathom the level of stupid that will be displayed on this set..

Not sure if there’s a clearer example of what is prioritized here.

Um…this was pretty interesting.

I don’t have a lot of NFL thoughts but Caleb Williams can fucking spin it.

Just out there running around