Woohoo only ten minutes into episode one of The Summer I Turned Pretty, and my team is winning! (Team Therapy)

Anyone else keep getting jumpscared by Cam Cameron in movies lately? #tsitp

At work today and accidentally left my meds at home. I can’t believe I used to live like this all the time, I can’t focus on anything at all.

I never got into the whole “romance lit covers look like kids books” because as a parent, you should be checking what your kid is reading anyway. But I’m obsessed with the fact that the paperbacks of Hannah Grace’s books got so much of this, so they went with… storybook style for the hardcovers???

I’ve time traveled four months forward in animal crossing, day by day, and Marina still won’t move from my island. Every day she mocks me.

i saw rfk jr swimming through the chuck e. cheese ball pit like an eel

I don’t think it’s talked about that in Bones, the main characters are called Temperance and Seeley. What the fuck kind of names are they?

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

I’m on dex for ADHD. Literally the moment I have coffee my heart rate goes over 100 and stays there, and my jaw starts clenching. But no coffee me = exhausted brain. Dex doesn’t fix that. 😭😭

Frodo oh no

I am SO GLAD people asked.

I enjoy watching Bones but with every rewatch I just can’t understand why they write Brennan to be so completely unaware of how to be human. Anthropologists study society, you’re telling me she doesn’t understand her own?

Sesame Street is so unhinged for having a vampire be the numbers guy. Like to have a Count… …ohhhhhhh….

5 years ago: “An incalculable loss” Today: Banning masks and restricting vaccine access

If their assets go for auction after bankruptcy you could have it all, their empire of yurt

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

im not a ho and if i was being a ho my boys would tell me to stop being a ho and i would stop doing it

Today’s style aim was “dress in a way that keeps the Trumpet of Patriots, One Nation and Liberal how-to-vote campaigners from bothering to approach me” and I’m pleased to share it worked!

If you’re changing the definition of human rights, it means you plan on violating people’s human rights.

Look, for over a year, one brave Cassandra was warning you that massive tariffs were coming and that they’d wreak havoc on the economy. But no one listened to Donald Trump.

It’s my favourite movie so I let it get away with a lot, but the fact that Meg Ryan’s character in You’ve Got Mail is all “independent business is so important, no heartless big businesses!” But still gets her coffees from Starbucks?? Girl

national. high speed. pneumatic tube infrastructure. for corndogs

my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20

Everyday I wake and I hope today is the day my microwave dies so I have an excuse to replace it. Yet it perseveres.

Man I just wish the kindle app was a bit more clear about what book I’m currently reading 😂😂

Booksky, please convince me these books get better. I don’t really want to DNF either but I need some kind of motivation that they’re not this painful all the way through.

good morning ♡

I’ve maxed out all the levels in Happy Homeroom. Every camper has been invited at least once. I’ve designed all levels of the cabin and my camper. What am I supposed to do in Pocket Camp now? 🫤 #acpc

watching trump have to be informed in real time on camera by billionaire david sacks what's in the executive orders he's signing might be my cue to log off for a while

Gyroids just doing their thing...

Mass market paperbacks are the best and I’ll die on this hill

A little nap in bed on my fifteen minute break from work, what could go wrong?

Me: in 2025 I’ll be more financially responsible and not make impulse purchases Also me: heehee I can make my phone a nookphone! Please take my money, app!

As best you can, ignore him.

The comments on this, I never knew so many people didn’t know dril

Have whatever kind of day you want. I’m not demanding merry if you feel differently

Why did I take so long to add these to my game? This is so cute! #acpc

I’m not saying Pocket Camp is my new hyperfixation, but I started playing 21 days ago and I just finished inviting the last available camper… #acpc

It’s gonna take weeks to air out the cabin after these guys leave #acpcc

When you click on a camper sitting on a bench in Pocket Camp and it does that slow zoom that means you’re about to have to endure a treatise on how good sitting is before they get to the point… #acpcc

I’ve been really powering through all these maps to level up and earn leaf tokens but there’s a few animals I really can’t bring myself to unlock… #acpcc

New outfit means new camper card! #acpcc

I’m a Spotify user so maybe I’m just missing something, but I wanted to buy an album that wasn’t available for streaming, but sold by Apple. The buy link had me download Apple Music. Set it up, and to play it in Apple Music I had to download iTunes separately to buy it. 🤔