nightwalk #ofthedevil

i tried to watch a hockey game tonight but had to turn it off pretty quickly. within one minute flat they'd already broken basically every rule of basketball

The great forest that encircles the world.

It’s an honor to be blocked by the technical advisor who dipped their phone in a pool when it was overheating in order to cool it off and was surprised when it stopped working

I swear this was an image I saw at one point but I couldnt find it so I recreated it from memory but this is how I feel playing Tetris without hold and 7bag

Some moooore bullshiiiiiit.

Previously unreleased footage of the recent Artemis II moon mission has surfaced. #MoonChild

say it with me everyone the p in jamie p stands for

i had to go into my archives to find this

100% real Chapter 5 leak Toby told me so #Deltarune #DeltaruneSpoilers

All hail Avis Rex

I'm still eternally thinking about this

Wouldn't be surprised if Xbox flew him over to let him know they're canceling OD, and these are the pics from seconds before the meeting

AMAZING THINGS are happening in desktop customization

Damn soup has no texture

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

OSRS leagues gives you a variety of tough choices

Remember when Rooster Teeth did a rebrand with garish colours that hurt to look at and a logo that made it look like a fast food chicken place and the official twitter got really defensive over it any time people complained about it and then the company closed less than a year later

Help!

I learned recently that it’s an insult in Germany to call someone “hobbyless” or to engage in “hobbyless behavior” and it’s become my favorite way to think of assholes who have nothing better to do than to make other people miserable. Get a hobby. Build a model train and calm down.

We need to stop accepting views expressed on Twitter as real opinions. The sooner everyone assumes that the median post on that website is done in bad faith and principally designed to chase clout, the sooner we stop letting these fake controversies take up all the oxygen in the room.

They had a TWILIGHT ZONE episode all about this #Television #Vintage #Scifi #RodSerling #TwilightZone #TVSky

Reviews are in for Dianas dumbass drawings: IGN - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! GamesRadar - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Metacritic - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Gamespot - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! NintendoLife - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Game Informer - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Miyamoto - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!

i'm starting a side business as a tour guide for new york's worst sodas. i know which corner stores have the dustiest and most expired sodas, but my real ace in the hole is the one with a really loud fridge that doesn't work and stores room-temperature bottles that reek. $35 for the stinky pop tour

the fascists are articulating a vision for the future to the public. the liberals' vision, were they to take power, would be to slightly meddle with some of what the fascists want to do while enabling the majority of it and setting them up for total victory once the liberals are again out of power.

we all know I have no life, so:

component cable hair ties go hard

everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

happy lesbian week

Welcome to Moreau Island, we got gay furries and fuck all else

The issue with many "cozy" games is they're so vibes-focused, they lose sight of the CONTENT of the media they're emulating. Yes, "The Wind in the Willows" involves sitting around drinking tea, but it also includes such heartwarming episodes as "Mr. Toad steals a car" and "Rat and Mole meet God".

wish

This power is what all true friends strive for

I love grocery stores and their colours

i just tried to type an emoji in Discord using parenthesis instead of colons and i'm so pissed dude

I think the PS4 era cemented the idea that melodrama equals story into the minds of gamers harder than any other specific time period, often to the detriment of storytelling, and it’s gonna take years to unlearn that.

ELDEN RING Movie!

"The Onion lives in a false reality"

TRIP REPORT wearing the mask from The Mask 00:00 Putting on the mask 00:01 Already hitting. Playing honky tonk piano with 5 arms. 00:12 Bouncing around like flubber […] 03:50 Omg finally saw a mirror. Why is my head so big. Kids are yelling "John Fetterman" 03:51 it won't come off it won't come OFF

tim cook is like 90% responsible for why the Internet sucks so much shit now (Sex-Negative Appification) so it is my sincere hope he is retiring due to accidentally swallowing a bag full of the scarabs that eat you from the inside from the 90s the mummy

“there’s no ai bubble” actually an underspecified take. while the technology is real, many companies are fishing for investor money and throwing literally anything at the wall to see what sticks. more refined: “the ai bubble popping will kill the agentic vape”

Smoked that shit that made Sonic an .EXE