And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV. There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

[a drop of alcohol enters my system] time to flirt

I don’t worry about my student loans bc I’m gonna

sometimes I wonder how much my personality is just symptoms

BREAKING: Over-glorified blogger continues to demand unearned respect from people whose journalistic reputation she is destroying

I hear Jote is nice this time of year

“Yeah doc, gimme the 2010’s Mickey Rourke”

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I want what they have

same. I miss feeling less afraid all the time.

I'm prepared to eat it whatever happens can't be worse

I'm just a girl and I'm trying my best

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

I do this thing and reassure myself it’s okay when it’s not.

mfer no one's got money

every video game is either sonic the hedgehog or silent hill

the long walk but it’s queer people getting thru the holidays without doing it for real this time if you make it to the new year Mark Hamill grants you a wish

sometimes sleeping next to a partner is how you find out that you cry in your sleep a lot more than you realized

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

The most annoying thing about genAI is that eventually the genAI proponents are going to get to the end of the novelty of it, realize its limitations, and then claim to be the innovators of doing things the long way without genAI. Call it "slow productivity" or something.

This is more or less every review I have seen for both Nuzzi's and Kamala's books.

My favorite thing about the holidays is the endless, abyssal dread that seeps into everything. And peppermint mochas.

me when i'm male socialized: "wow i wish i was a woman"

Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better

has watched all 9 saw sequels in less than a month

It’s amazing how some of the wealthiest institutions in the world both caved to the admin & its billionaires. Yet, individuals, journalists, small groups and institutions can easily draw a line in the sand. Palmer Luckey is the founder of Anduril. Anduril produces hardware for Palantir.

I’ve read this fic

that folgers ad but the sister has a knife

Today’s a day for noisy punk.

would like to see more Ds make statements like this.

Support workers, not slop. bsky.app/profile/prop...

this is exactly what I think when I see an AI-generated header image on someone's newsletter.

have you considered that for some people this specific fire is the one burning down their livelihood and a lot of those people are on this app

Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu

Texting my therapist right before the appt "coming in hot"

I love this season but I’m so sick of holiday music. So here are some albums that feel cozy, warm, and wintery to me without any of that department store jingle jangle.

me encountering a likely very normal and easy to fix technical hiccup for my newsletter: i'm being silenced.

Yooooo! My girl @gracemachine.bsky.social got to write about Angeline Era so I'm not even mad I didn't get to! Go read it! GO READ IT!

Just from a character design perspective, Erika Kirk looks exactly right.

My favorite thing about my late 30s: laying in just the right position for my lower back to pop

I beat Metroid Prime 4 a couple nights ago. 100% items, it took 16 hours and change. It did weird things to my brain, and I needed to write about it. So enjoy this unplanned meditation on the fourth Metroid Prime game. Please repost and share it around :)

the existence of momfluencers implies the existence of momfluenza

It's Mari Lwyd season

there's never been a better time to tell the new york times to fuck off

okay but drone music is a natural outgrowth of medieval liturgical trad-

I mention black snake moan in a horny post one time and now my ads are all kinky body chain jewelry