Black!

My life goal

It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends. We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over. We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.

I hope Tinashe is having a good day today.

I’m sorry I wanna be this unserious at his age lol

Makes sense. She usually has plans on January 6th.

What do you call a cow’s knees? A burger joint #DadJokeOfTheDay

This is a production. 10/10 😭😭😭 THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lawd I need drafts on here. I have lots of thoughts but I’m not always ready to hit post yet

I reserve the right to unlike someone upon further reflection. lol

I know y’all love y’all husbands but can yall please leave them at home this holiday season. Just put on they football game or something cause this aimlessly standing in the middle of store aisles like you on time out is crazy.

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

every day i wake up and think ok today i’m going to try super hard not to go insane

Megan Thee Stallion walks into the federal courthouse in Miami this morning for day four of trial in her defamation lawsuit against online commentator Milagro Gramz.

I love magnolia trees 🌳 and I also love the smell of pine trees 🌲 in the morning. But magnolias are my favorite. The leaves 🍃 🍂 are so beautiful.

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It’s not enough! They need to go to hell!!!

And if you're a slow talker, please send it in a text

I hope the people of Tuvalu are doing okay today.

This the same nigga that was talking about he's " The New Black" 😂😂😂 Not surprised

Yes, and I absolutely love it. I love the way they command attention when they start and it’s like everyone is in a trance as they watch. I love the way the hold their culture close to them and educate their youth.

Literally get chills every time!!

Many people attended schools that did not care about standardized tests scores and it shows. Very unfortunate.

I know my social anxiety has caused me to have some weird interactions on my part but I thank God I’ve never done anything like this. This is actually soooo creepy! A block would’ve save so much time and energy!

I already hate advertisements but if you make them with a.i now I’m definitely NOT buying whatever you’re selling🖕🏾

dragged him for filth

Currently looking for a button helper because I saw some jeans that I really like. Then I thought about it, PSA: Don’t dangle off of any cliffs, rooftops, or any heights in general and need help if I’m the only person around. You WILL be in trouble. 😭😭

Everyday I’m tempted to go stand on the corner with a bag of books and throw them at people. READ A BOOK!

Who else is up looking stupid cuz they got so anxious they threw up n then went to get some soup cuz they felt hungry but then spilled the scalding hot broth all over their legs trying to take the bowl out of the microwave?? Oh, just me? 😅😓😓

😭😭😭 Of course it was! Could it get anymore Scooby-Doo?

People never learn their lesson about spinning the block! DON’T DO IT!!!!! 😩

What a waste of court time and resources.

Krispy Kreme is sweet enough without all that junk. If you’re gonna risk ya legs 🦵🏾 to diabetes, you might as well just give them to me!!!

Trying to decide if I should just get rid of my Chucks. It hurts to tie laces n I can barely maneuver to put the shoes on. I’d have to get help if I wanna wear them and it’s just feeling like too much work.

Yayyy!! Pack ya bags!!! I know who I want to leave first! 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani wins New York City mayor’s race.

"Whatever the cost of our libraries, the price is cheap compared to that of an ignorant nation." -- Walter Cronkite, born #OTD 1916

- now why would she say this? 😭😭😭

🤣🤣 cause girl whet?!

Guess what? My joints still hurt. I’m a lil angry about it.

*schadenfreude intensifies*

Bout to start throwing stuff... soon as I get my strength back.

I'm ready to flip allll this shit over!!

DOES GOD NOT KNOW I AM NOT HIS STRONGEST SOLDIER?!?

RA has literally been the craziest thing that has ever happened to my body. What do you mean I have the flu n now I can't stop tingling???

I hate Black Halloween, what do you mean you’re going as the furniture in my auntie’s house in the 90’s

I’M SCREAMING THIS IS THE WINNER!!! 😭