Feelin jaded huh

You have 1 time to act a fool and after that I’m washing my hands fr ! Depending on the years of friendship I may cut grace but it’ll never be what it was !

If you're going to steal a trash can then also steal the phones recording you

No bud mean no sleep 

They're manufactured by D.A.R.E

Does the romance in the movies exist in real life?

I'm about to delete every contact I don't talk to because why are there 300 numbers saved

Wow people love lying

I really hate when they put my package in the mailbox and not in front of my door

Remember when they looked down on Ebonics? And now the whole world wants to adopt it

How come you can't eat when you're sad and how do I turn that off?

Chipotle bottled lemonade is so damn good

I had to explain prepaid phone minutes to my niece and nephew yesterday..

They won't stop with the AI slop but WHY use AI to make photos that already exist????

Kissing with yo eyes opened should get you put in solitary confinement

Lissen… A MAN

When her thighs expand when she sits down >>>>>

30 years of Reasonable Doubt, JAY-Z transformed a subway station into a living tribute to one of hip-hop's most influential albums 💿 !

Jay Z and his daughter Blue Ivy at his pop up shop today in #NYC

I need to know if this has EVER worked for him before because YUCK

Phone etiquette exists btw

It's too much work for them

If I don’t wanna see your genitals on your main page you got to know I don’t wanna see a burner full of it. Blocked!!! 🤣😭sorry, still love y’all. But I don’t see none of y’all sexually

Crying

If my man ever told me to go first because they might be looking for him, I'm not coming back

That katseye choreographer can't dance

Yuuup

Currently accurate

It’s a rare condition, in this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper page…

I’m so sorry, Halle ate that up.

Forgot I have a meeting after work and just drank some eddys 🙂‍↕️

The mug on that kid needs some attention

Imagine taking a payment from a customer over the phone and they read out your card number

and why does UPS move so slow when you want to ship something

Spending your break running errands <<<

It is in fact not pouring rain today and I have on a sweater for no reason

In the mood to get down to business to defeat the Huns

7 day trip, how many pairs of panties you taking? 25 at minimum

Top THREE?? That's not a fair number

I was just thinking that to myself, smfh let’s get this week over with already.

NO. WEDNESDAY. FORMED. AGAINST. US. SHALL. PROSPER!!!!

Woke up hungry af AND nauseous. Wtf I got going on??

I’m just here to remind you to fight for your happiness. You deserve it.

Probably $500 now though

I want a vhs camcorder so bad

I should've waited to restock 🤦🏾

There's still so much time left in the week holy shit

I feel a little bad for that trash can lady