On May 1st, 1997, AOL Instant Messenger was released, and the internet should have never gone any further

Coco Jones in Maria Lucia Hohan "Qiana" gown

Act iii is actually going to snatch my money

Did my generation have an excessive amount of teen pregnancies or am I buggin?

I'm jealous of people who have a signature style

No longer doing any favors. Don't even ask me for well wishes

Getting on the phone to start coughing in my ear isn't insane?

Should I?

I hate what Coachella turned into

are niggas okay? repeatedly calling me “friend” does not indicate to me that you’re interested in being more than that 😭 that is not flirting omg

FFFFAWK no

No way these are the new adults

Probably a good idea that man has his comments disabled

Got my tooth pulled and they really gave me a pat on the back for recovery

Last night I had a dream about a dream.. about youuu

MY FOCKING EYE

Of course my eye would be swollen on a Monday

is this soft enough for you 😭

lol we can all agree that MBJ pre-Sinners was a good actor, but #Sinners pushed his limits FOR THE BETTER.

Having very little or no friends is not a red flag to me depending on the circumstances

Wait why is Call Her Daddy popular again??

I need general Mills to start listing off how many grams of CRACK THEY PUT IN CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH

Gotta put in my PTO.

No shade to jb but what does "stuns" mean to you?

April be good to me✨

Drank coffee off a craving and didn't get a headache.. am I getting old???

I wish people would stop calling to say what they WONT do. I do not give af. You're just wasting everyone's time

Took my own passport photos and now I finally have a good ID pic 🙂‍↕️

mhmm

Folks of a PARTICULAR age will recognize this lil guy.

You know what randomly pisses me off? Remembering Beyoncé‘s mute challenge and how people couldn’t follow basic instructions.

I'm never buying food from someone's house in today's age gtfo

Why am I awake right now? My body is on some bs like I'm not tired af

#1 grabba hater

Finally with my bff again. Life feels ok

They should've gotta Raven to do the Hannah Montana special instead

I don't have a problem with time flying by fast when i'm at work, just when i'm off cos i feel robbed. 😭😭

Here come the think pieces about Jay Z. I have so many words muted already

Tommie Lee is buggin wtf yuck

I haven't had a good ass bagel in a long time

The fact that I have to mute words/characters from new shows. I hate it here

Scallion pancakes are going to be my downfall

So bored

Ngl I thought this was fake. I had to go look them up.. omg

I'm just going to pretend Scream 7 isn't part of the franchise

I really jumped up like someone called me

I can barely keep my eyes open today