donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

Every Category 4 and 5 Atlantic hurricane since 2020, all together, in one group photo. H/t to @ferragamowx.bsky.social for the inspiration.

I don’t think EVA gets it. The whole point of having a “girlfriend in Canada” is that nobody can see that she doesn’t exist. You’d have to be a pretty socially inept to want to show off the fact that your girlfriend is an iPhone. geekspin.co/the-worlds-f...

A Fox News poll this week found Obamacare is more popular than Trump, either party and congressional leaders. Only 3 points below Fox's all-time high for the law reached in 2023 static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/...

The cruelty is the .... Am I over doing the bit?

"Hows it going SpaceX" "Oh"

omg they made Jeffrey Epstein Inbox Simulator '25 jmail.world

"Department of Education will reclassify and no longer consider professional" Education 😐

"Before I left the NYC Conflicts of Interest Board back in 2022, I created (along with Dan Iwrey and Rob Casimir) what might be the greatest municipal ethics-law-based D&D one-shot module ever conceived… or at the very least the ONLY municipal ethics-law-based D&D one-shot module ever conceived."

JUST IN: A federal judge says one of the Venezuelan men — illegally deported to El Salvador in March before he was swapped back to Venezuela in a prisoner exchange — is now missing, possibly a victim of the violence he was seeking asylum from. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Every day... My expectations are at ground level, yet they still manage to dig and trip over them in the most horrific way. What the fuck

This is nuts. Yesterday in the Comey hearing, prosecutors *repeatedly* confirmed that the full grand jury never saw or voted on the two-count indictment. Now they’re claiming the grand jury *did* vote on it.

Don't threaten me with a good time

this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-

The cruelty is, after all we've seen, the point

missile motel sign, port hueneme, california, 1991

I know that there are still some important differences, but as a non-expert aviation nerd, this really feels eerily AA191-esque. The DC-10/MD-11 family had such a troubled start, and I've got a feeling this will be its final legacy. Bookended by disaster, remembered for its flaws, not its successes

Just hammering away at the metaphors. These writers suck (Seriously though. Horrible)

*holds hands on ears* It's the serving sizes and the availability of the food. At least in our family Thanksgivings, the food is actually not terrible (compared to the average American meal).

...... lol

As you sit at the murky cafeteria, eating your cold vomit sandwich, you sigh and remember that local place that was so nice. But you didn't go there. The Vomit Sandwich shop was so much cheaper and more convenient. 4/fin

im fucking crying dawg

I'm sitting here slightly confused (as in not fully aware of the story) How is it just now coming out to us

Great even the hurricanes are locking their doors when they drive by now

Me liking posts in other peoples conversations that concern me not

The cruelty is the point

Pockets.

What

You know, I would grumble but accept it if they said, "The science is controversial," because it obviously and unfortunately is. But to say it isn't "evidence-based" when there is so much evidence is utter horseshit. And the other studies haven't been "ignored"--they've been carefully refuted.

Assume a spherical pigeon…

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

The cruelty is after all, the point

Too many homeschooled kids end up in the position her mom put her in, where they're grown adults unknowingly stumbling into minefields because of the massive educational gaps that they don't know exist.

Any excuse to make mac and cheese is one I jump on

i would consider macaroni and cheese a "core" thanksgiving side as quintessential to the holiday as green beans or mashed potatoes. some however would disagree *steeples fingers* much to consider

Vintage dollhouse cat from my collection. Pictured on Francie for no particular reason at all.

Out There is one hell of a "I want" song. Just give the dude a day

@ nvidia

If I had more time I'd write a shorter letter

You will need YES, Amazon Prime, Apple TV+, ESPN, Netflix, NBC/Peacock, FOX, and TBS to watch the Yankees next season.

TheCrownJewel

I mean listen I'm sympathetic to the idea that standards of quality have maybe gone down a little but let's not pretend there was a lost golden age of delivery pizza. And tbh Domino's is still pretty damn good.

I need to opt out of learning new things about Olivia Nuzzi immediately