Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

I find myself reminded that I once suggested that JD Vance's drag name was Ilka Chaise.

He knows he’s lying. We know he’s lying. He knows we know he’s lying. It’s a dictator thing.

There may have been some sold out showings of Melania this weekend but I’m rather surprised, given the previews of abysmal ticket sales, that no one thought to snap a quick photo of those crowds. I guess the attendees were all conscientious enough to turn off their phones. How thoughtful.

The ICE surge in Minnesota has meant dogs losing homes. If you can foster Murphy, get in touch at the email listed.

FF & FG have had literally over 100 unbroken years of governance to do something. Yet they constantly act like they popped into existence five minutes ago and throw a strop if you suggest otherwise. Refuse to govern, refuse to take responsibility, refuse to do anything except say "DONT BLAME ME"

Not having a car is great 99% of the time but once in a while I just want to park and load stuff into the trunk. I wish I had a donkey…

When the hell does Simu Liu sleep?!

“i just don’t really do politics” well i suggest you do them before they do you

ME: I knew Pagliacci was a stage name, but the joke didn't work unless I pretended it was his real name. CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor. M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers. C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends. M: Hold on

The Morning Monty has a case of resting Monday face.

My wife and I were on a beach in the Wellington area and found this at a car park, in the grass. It is approximately the size of a person's hand,made of bone, and intricately carved. I've masked the lower half,as only the legitimate owner will be able to fully describe it. Please share this...(1)

Chotiner shot that man right in the face with his own gun and he never heard the *click*.

I would rather perform in a tent in winter than any venue Trump had a hand in building.

one thing that's great about Bluesky is when there's new Chotiner piece we all meet up like fans of a band for a surprise listening party

trundle, trundle, trundle 😍 🌿

#Minneapolis (et. al)

This photo made me understand class in America in a way that I was unable to process before seeing it. The rich enjoy class solidarity on a level that is unimaginable to most people.

While being told every step of the way that Texas should be abandoned and it was their own fault, by people who should damn well know better.

I’m so glad he’s out now and I hope he sees this lovely card.

Lá Fhéile Bríde #imbolc

Hundreds of community members gathered to light candles and luminaries as part of a massive “ICE OUT!” message on Lake Nokomis for overhead air traffic on Saturday. Live updates: bit.ly/3MMvefi

anyway good night or else

“One day you’ll agree with me, Charles… We must be the masters of the humans, not their equals.”

You need a lot of confidence to rock a hairstyle like this 😆 A pink cockatoo at Kinchega National Park, New South Wales.

The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.

I didn’t know Michelle Obama had a documentary out! It’s good. And a nice break from current events. #Becoming

Asking everyone with Netflix to watch Michelle Obama's documentary "Becoming" to shoot it to netflix #1 the opening weekend of Melania's bullshit project

I remember a college professor of mine going on a rant about how the world was owned and ruined by “five old white men on yachts” And I remember thinking, well, it’s probably more that people don’t examine their own actions, it’s not like a couple of people control the world But you know what

I can't get over how Poilievre's campaign manager is named Steve Outhouse and i don't think I ever will

The New York Times gets it. #cdnpoli

We need a cartoon family called “Gark,” headed by a patriarch named “Olly,” to simplify and put faces to the word “oligarch.” (I have two university degrees but “oligarch” EVEN THOUGH IT IS THE CORRECT WORD still bugs me).

A large part of my life has been spent looking for a surface to put things on

Why, yet thy scandal were not wip’d away

Stephen Colbert said that his last show will be on May 21, so I'm thinking he will be free to play D&D that weekend.

This is another one that's great because it can go either way. Are you an asshole to bees? Then may all the bees swarm and sting you. Are you kind and caring for the environment? Then may all the bees pollinate your garden, and you will have abundance.

Listening to PP's speech, unbelievable! Those folks need a civics lesson. Why isn't Doug Ford building homes? Why is BC building more homes than Ontario? He omits the $500B invested in BC in LNG, Mines and Ports projects. #Cdnpoli

If anybody out there is like, “kids so young would never do this without adult prompting!“ 1) you really don’t know kids 2) when Reagan met with Gorbachev, I was in 5th grade & still managed to get my class to sign an anti-nuke petition Don’t underestimate how much the kids are paying attention

Friend: What are you doing today? Me: Working, watching GBBO reruns, and hoping that guy dies. Friend: Same!

Catherine O'Hara

Read this. Share it. Get baking.* *or whatever.

If your Wikipedia article looks like this, you done fucked up

*yells over mountain's edge* I am so fucking tired. *echo bounces back* So say we all.

I'm sure ICE agents being deployed to the Italian Winter Olympics would expand their horizons immensely. Imagine learning how spit in their food tastes differently than at home.

We’ve been watching Schitt’s Creek again. Catherine O’Hara is a masterclass all by herself; together with Eugene Levy, they were a perfect comedy couple. So flawed, so human, so hysterically funny.

People will quote a lot of Catherine O'Hara in the next few days and with good reason because she has a lot of quotable lines but I think the main thing she did was permanently change how people say "David"

Now I just need 35 famous people to publicly talk about my book

oh my god, i’m crushed. catherine o’hara you queen

Fuck this fucking year. RIP Catherine O’Hara