I know with some of the big coverage sites crashing, writers are looking for new options. If you want some in-depth, comprehensive screenplay feedback focused on getting your ideas across as clearly as possible, consider moi!

Real discussion: CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me? CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking

Well, I didn’t LOVE the Starbucks guys shouting my name in the airport just now.

far be it from me to tell scientists how to do their jobs but i feel like there might be value in surveying the <365 hot dogs per year demographic

I’m hiring a reporter for London Centric, looking for someone smart who can use a phone, knock on doors and wants to cause trouble. Don’t care if you’ve got qualifications, just want evidence of caring about news. Initial six month contract, pay above national rates. www.londoncentric.media/p/jobs

@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social Question ONE - are we seeing you in NY in a few weeks? Question TWO - do you need a sack of Yorkshire Tea or any useless British shit bringing over?

Imagine making a horror film and the scariest bit is it makes people in the real world talk about Jimmy Savile.

Last re-post for anyone wondering why there's suddenly a million posts about Jimmy Savile.

Brexit, bootlicking, the bullets in the bandoliers - 28 YEARS LATER is the defining horror movie of modern Britain. Here’s why.

Giuseppe Grimaldi has logged on.

Fuck. Yes.

My "President Trump is not a child predator" tweet has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tweet.

Started outlining a new feature script with @adbarker.bsky.social last week. First crucial step was to spunk a whole week away making a playlist. A shiny and enthusiastic high-five to anyone who can solve the subtle and cryptic clues to figure out where this one is set...

Perfect, no notes.

Oh no I am in danger of enjoying the Yurtel story too much

@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social Congratulations, you made it into my IG algorithm.

fair play, that’s a decent signing

This is partly what i wrote about here: www.andreamann.com/blog/the-myt...

A friend will help you move on. A BEST friend will help you move the body. Funny feminist thriller EAT SLAY LOVE is out in paperback in ONE WEEK. Includes kidnapping, murder, and three women who would kill for each other. You can pre-order here: bertsbooks.co.uk/product/eat-...

so you’re saying they had ants in their pants www.reuters.com/world/africa...

Here's the opening to the immigration white paper and it's just utterly shocking in every way

An insufficient number of English voters care about working class black people because if they did then the Windrush scandal alone would have destroyed the Conservative Party. The fact that it didn’t, now that’s a legitimate concern.

This is one of the most incredibly deranged photography projects I've ever seen and will appeal enormously to anyone who has had to cover Leveson / press reform / vaguely remembers when British newspapers had power. www.jenniferforwardhayter.co.uk/leveson-proj...

We saw Ocean at the cinema yesterday, and this sequence is genuinely one of the more harrowing things I've seen on film in a long time.

I haven't seen the same outpouring of support for Rodney Hinton, Jr. that we saw for Luigi Mangione. GoFundMe took down the fundraiser for Hinton, who is accused of killing an officer shortly after he watched bodycam footage of police killing his 18-year-old son.

Join Your Union #uptheworkers

Hahaha, oh come the fuck on. “I’m declaring a holiday, and you can’t have the day off, you get too many days off already”

A thing you can do if you’re skeptical about a fundraiser but don’t have the energy to dig in to it and find out if it’s real or not is just scroll by and pretend like you never saw it. Your choices are: ruin someone’s life based on vibes, do the work to confirm it, or mind your fucking business.

In the end, it was totally easy and chill. [unclenches arse for first time in 6 weeks]

Have signed, and if you're a writer of theatre, film, TV, radio, prose, poetry, comedy, or journalism based in the UK, you can too - docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

l read this as a teenager. Literally just realised that Arnold Rimmer had ADHD

There's always a @mattielubchansky.com panel.

HOLY SHIT HERE WE GO www.its-a-gas.com

I recently learned that Leslie Nielsen had a bespoke, hand-made fart button that he used to take to interviews and press conferences, and it's the most Leslie Nielsen thing I've ever heard.

LRT with every of these “NFTs deleted; now worthless” stories coming out I need you to remember that we were told it’s the future, it’s inevitable, its the future of money and your house will be registered on it and your car will be registered on it and if you don’t get it NOW you’ll be left behind.

lol, lmao, etc

"Frankenstein but in the Wild West" - oh my god shut up and just ship it to me already.

You do it as a mass event, not as an individual. Signs and all

Hey gang, here’s that animator I mentioned during the Twitch stream that I think everybody should be going apeshit over: k. pakiz, AKA Moon County. It appalls me that their latest animation has less than 1,000 views, let’s fix that. (CW: some gore, brief satan-penis.) youtu.be/XTXesoHO53Q?...

yeah, this piece is nonsense. And I'm being polite as Simon is a former colleague.

Fair comment, apart from the first thing. And the second thing. And the third thing. And the quoted comment. And everything else. So apart from 100% of the claims made being fact-free assumptions, great article.

the sweaty desperation of Hollywood studios to try and find SOME way to spin “Sinners” as a flop to keep other artists from following Coogler’s brilliant example just looks more and more absurd with each passing day as we see what the actual numbers look like

#ProtectTheDolls #TransRightsAreHumanRights

This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic www.crabmuseum.org/visit 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Asking what else vanilla is in is like asking what else WD40 can fix.

Just took my 9y/o to see Minecraft, and it was the loudest, rowdiest (in a good way) movie I’ve been to in years. Absolutely rammed with teens and kids about Tove’s age, all cheering and applauding every big moment - and if this is what TikTok does to teens, then I’m all for it.

Related - has there ever been a better gag, in film or television, than the original Police Squad fake freeze-frame endings? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj7W...

New Naked Gun teaser... www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8-N...

This is such a lovely tribute to Val Kilmer from Hilarie Burton ❤️