Buying this but exclusively for the most ironic lesbians in my life.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Dear, wonderful, beloved students, if a professor signs her email off with Dr., don't address her as Mrs. If she has never called herself Mrs, it will piss her off.

The computer: yeah I'm gonna let you all cry this one out for a bit

Loaded hash, coffee, 5 bucks for the table, 5 bucks in my pocket for later, probably gonna get some mango with lime and chili

Up to no good in a jumpsuit and cardigan

Pissed off to hear my old think tank decided to replace all research assistants with LLMs, as though the idiots making the choice believe senior researchers appear from the heavens and not, you know, as the result of a research assistant + 20 years of experience.

Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone

tag urself im women

Summoning my daughter's Canadian citizenship certificate by blasting Nickelback and Godspeed You! Black Emperor

Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.

Toad sat on the edge of his bed. “Blah,” said Toad. “I feel down in the dumps.” “Why?” asked Frog. “I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.

The kid is asleep, I have a four day weekend, let's goooooooooo

Becoming a nightmare parent because my 2 year old insists on calling buses trains. 3.5 days of back labor did not break me. A year of non-stop asthma-worsened head colds, I shrugged off. This? This is madness.

Funding adult education classes so you can learn stuff for free or very cheap just because it interests you. Removing the requirement that all classes should lead to a qualification and/or be a route into the student being "economically active". Restoring third spaces for children and teenagers.

me, buying a book written by someone who I've never met but we sometimes like each other's posts on Bluesky: my friend wrote this

I watched the Marx brothers with my dad, as God intended.

The toddler has important updates. "Manon" is no longer the all purpose "help" request it had been (sorry, Manon from daycare). It is now only tomatoes. And "pizza" means flour tortillas.

Like every Mother's Day today I am asking that you consider a donation to @nationalbailout.bsky.social to help free mamas who are separated from their families by the injustices of pretrial detention systems. secure.actblue.com/donate/freeb...

In a classic mother's day gambit, my toddler has been calm and cuddly all day, only to reveal what is likely gastroenteritis in the late afternoon.

The toddler had a panicked moment where she lost a sock. Once we found it under her blanket and put it back on her, she was able to pat her foot gently, whisper "sock sock sock" and fall asleep.

MOTHER’S DAY FOR MOTHERS, ALL CRIME IS LEGAL

lol, they gave Artemis II astronaut (and Philadelphia sports fan) Christina Koch an astronaut Gritty

Looking at this and seeing my brother-in-law, my sister, and @raevpet.com back when I woulda not talked to him and oh man what a wonderful movie

Brb hiding my firstborn so she never has to hear about this

another classic of the genre

Direct train from Brussels to Copenhagen, when?!?

Direct train from Oslo to Berlin????? www.vy.no/aktuelt/dire...

One problem with living in East Bumblefuck is, we finally worked up the emotional energy to walk the 50 minutes to our nearest restaurant on winding country roads only to find a sign out front saying it was closed, so we had to turn around and walk 50 minutes back.

Really makes you think……..

Give me your favorite non-Trek performance by a Star Trek actor

Drag him

Dear #entomology BlueSky... I'm looking for help from an expert on European ants. Please help connect me :)

Number four is a very little guy in very big pants and shoes on a regular sized stool, viewed from below

I just heard that the final book order needs to be submitted TOMORROW (Tues 5/5) and they are still pretty low on the Chinese/English picture book, "Loving Kindness" headhousebooks.com/list/donate-... Many food pantry guests are Chinese-speaking grandparents who want to read to their grandkids <3

You're not longing for the 90s, you just want to solve mysteries while having sexual tension with Gillian Andersen. It's a universal feeling.

What is the traditional cocktail pairing for a Kajkage?

This is for @gigansprogress.bsky.social only: NATO HQ/ JATEC/ JWC

Love my trilingual toddler who really likes the color pink but rarely pronounces the 'n' meaning she is currently walking around Jutland shouting "dick" in Danish while pointing at flowers.

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

Mount Pleasant/Petworth/Columbia Heights

Anyway, since January 20, 2009 the Republican Party should have been razed to the ground, set aflame, and sown with salt. The best time to do that was January 21, 2009. The next best time is now.

Explaining how I learned Danish to people and realizing it is basically "I watched all of CSI: Miami and the Teletubbies and then I taught at West Point"

Went to Bones Real American Restaurant in the exurbs of Copenhagen and I regret to inform you all that the local response to military threats is to only offer pie when you request "real American cake." This is a PSYOP.

The toddler figured out door handles recently. But now we're in Denmark, where all door handles are a couple centimeters higher than they are in Belgium, rendering them inaccessible again. Honestly? It's great.

L’Italie sanctionne un cartel de chips

The primary reason my partner has asked me to provide extensive warning before traveling is because we have a toddler and a dog, meaning there's household logistics to manage. Risk doesn't factor, except re: literal combat zones or going back home- where the primary concern is healthcare coverage.

Dried mango with threatening aura

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

Happy Miss Congeniality Day to all who celebrate!