My daughter, any time you let her try to brush her own teeth

I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

you ever just sit in the hvac exhaust corner and think about your choices

dropped it after they funded rogan and haven't regretted it since

racist tradcath has to be seen, I think, as its own form of heresy

Captain Torture

inspired by @dialacina.com

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

this is such a great encapsulation of why this race feels existential even to people outside NYC. Cuomo as the final boss of everything wrong with the current Democratic Party, Mamdani happily grabbing the third rails everyone’s told are too dangerous to touch (trans people, Muslims, socialism)

get in loser, we're speaking ill of the dead

personally, I work from third principles at the *earliest* because I figure they probably needed a few iterations to get good at principles.

got a new phone case

ok what's next? let's just say after 10+ years in journalism this is the most excited and responsible i feel to contribute to something because i believe in it so much. beating out everyone else's coverage of ICE/tech/your privacy in this dystopia, @404media.co, its an honor to join your badass team

got a new phone case

B. Kliban drew one of the funniest comics I have ever seen before

now that's a dang tooltip

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

"Person who, upon finding out a guest is allergic to sesame dressing, sprints to the FamilyMart to buy a replacement, and then pauses to catch their breath at the traffic light on the way back" x.com/dailyportalz...

happy poisonman day [comic from 2018]

It’s a beautiful country and I refuse to surrender it to these traitors

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OFFER LETTER WITH THE VAMPIRE ONBOARDING WITH THE VAMPIRE PROBATION REVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE EMPLOYEE EVALUATION WITH THE VAMPIRE CONCERNED CHECK-IN WITH THE VAMPIRE SERIOUS TALK WITH THE VAMPIRE FINAL WARNING WITH THE VAMPIRE EXIT INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

Belgium you have got to fucking work with me here a little bit, I am losing my damn mind

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OFFER LETTER WITH THE VAMPIRE ONBOARDING WITH THE VAMPIRE PROBATION REVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE EMPLOYEE EVALUATION WITH THE VAMPIRE CONCERNED CHECK-IN WITH THE VAMPIRE SERIOUS TALK WITH THE VAMPIRE FINAL WARNING WITH THE VAMPIRE EXIT INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

I set out to do gobs in a tiny sketchbook with handmade paper that's uneven and bleeds easy so as to force myself to do imperfect stuff and keep the scope of doing dailies in a deeply chaotic and tumultuous period of my life somewhat manageable. I think I did that okay.

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

Noe nifsere enn en transkvinne på offentlig dametoalett finnes ikke, ifølge de skribenter Danby Choi har slik forkjærlighet for i Subjekt. Så dette blir mitt Allehelgensaften-bidrag. Halloween for dere USA-groupies.

Happy Halloween! All aboard the Spooky Express! 🚂 All the passengers are just dying to ride... spooky.express

Happy Hallowmas to all who observe

very fried today, here's a redraw of a gob from a while ago

in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them

“Der er kun 2 køn” Ja hvem gider følge med i biologiundervisningen, når man er 12

Teorien om den amerikanske realitet: alle er 12 år gamle. Nu oversat til dansk politik: “Jeg gider ikke sortere affald” Nej, det er også så træls når man er 12

this isn't what im saying, what i am saying is im sick of how a gormless reactive media has to read this mans online ramblings and credulously report on it all. all of media is just "here's what i read on the computer today." do some reporting

where are they going

It's become a much bigger problem that the entire upper echelon of US management thinking is so psychotically hostile to workers. It's hard to say whether the pandemic and remote work made it worse, but it's so clearly a religious belief now, untethered from evidence and reality.

I apologize for my previous message where I said that I do not endorse these people getting the shit kicked out of them, I do actually think that would be the morally correct course of action.

SUCCESS!!! WOW!!

words can mean anything actually language is a playground

Så er der atter dømt podcast på dansk! Det er et fremragende sted at hoppe på, idet vi begynder en ny sæson hvori vi snakker om Niels Klims Underjordiske Rejse. pca.st/hwqea4qg #dansk #dk

ICYMI: Last night the White House replied to my request for comment about their use of AI-generated Halo imagery. Their reply was yet another reminder that this administration is downwind of internet culture.

Republicans built a massive propaganda infrastructure that weaponized public fear about trans people they've never met pundits from a Dem party that hasn't had working media reform policies since the 80s: "the problem is dems talked too much about trans people and we should abandon them"

I've sort of inadvertently backed myself into an extremely sports heavy timeline and it's really paying off this morning

I was planning something different for this prompt but then @smolanalyst.bsky.social mentioned teeth