See Hobi’s Elle interview today! I’m scrubbing off the clown makeup as we speak! 와ㅏㅏㅏ

It’s yoongi and he’s holding a metal delivery box and he only lets me see the gift inside for 0.00000043 seconds. With enough cheating I finally get the $5 gift certificate.

Oh god what if they’re starting a BAND? Jin on piano, Yoongi on guitar, Jungkook on drums, Tae on sax, Hobi beatboxing?

Some people did not listen to rpwp and it shows.

Today a coworker asked if I had an oura ring and I said “what goes on in my body is none of my business”

May your chamchi always be super

More fish and onion chatter than expected. I will not be taking questions!

The premise of Are You Sure 👯

Locked in, ass out

Usually vertical, but not the way you think… 🙃

Read me for absolute filth 😾😹 iseej.github.io/LovePawsona/

What if min yoongi is silent because he’s not ready for his shirtless era? (I kid, I know he’s cooking something fierce🔥)

Was talking with my work peeps about what skills we each bring to the apocalypse team (normal work chat) I said that I bring housewifin’ (cooking, sewing, knitting) … oh yeah and hand to hand combat (taekwondo). Whaddayall bringing?

Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”

Is JK sniffly? A certain Park Jimin will NOT be pleased to hear about this!!

Is he on a Kancho Cleanse?

Jimin and Tae are speaking formally to each other. I’m not fluent but the vibe to me is like work besties who have to behave in a big meeting. Except they’re just gaming haha

Ok lil bro JK. It’s late, im an adult with Responsibilities(tm), and my cat is mad. I must go to sleep.

Why am I watching a millionaire fight a cabbage?

look alive people, it’s kancho o’clock

CBS went to a military food pantry (those words, in order) to interview moms. 13% of military families rely on SNAP/WIC. When a military spouse of a deployed soldier on enlisted salary was asked if people should be surprised: “No they shouldn’t. We live in poverty just like everybody else.”

I got a bad bitch stuck between my teeth 🏍️

I am here to miss Yoongi and fight fascism (which is also part of missing Yoongi)

Food stamps are set to run out of funding in early November & I’m just here to remind you that if you catch someone stealing food at the grocery store then you should immediately call the ghostbusters because you clearly saw a ghost and they clearly vanished into thin air and you didn’t see nothin.

Total federal spending is up +7% in 2025 over 2024 year-to-date to Oct 20. The story that the fed govt is tightening its belt is contradicted by its own real-time expenditure data. Admin spectacularly hammering some things but raising spending elsewhere. Was -7% just after Inauguration Day.

Park Jimin.

You all heard the 🐟. Start writing!

DC No Kings Protest this weekend. Do I wear my unicorn onesie or go normie?

“Don’t need user feedback” I’m a human centered designer. Y’all need user research and probably Jesus too.

It says K-pop doeneun hyungdeuls - hyungs who have become K-pop. But sounds very close to the original title. It also says sasip boys. Sasip means 40, as in their ages. A masterpiece

I know RM's comments about loneliness and marriage not being the solution to it are the cause of much conversation this Chuseok in SK, but I think if you're not in SK you may be missing an important part of the "marriage or no?" conversation: SK does not have unilateral no-fault divorce

Dolly I’ll be ok 🤝 Jimin don’t get sick. (Also can you IMAGINE a collab?!?!)

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day? Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

Making some tasty treats! I also want to make an apple pie filled version this season… #붕어빵 #littletreat

As a child of massholes, when are we gonna start throwing shit into the harbor again?

Mario Guevara faces imminent deportation after being detained by ICE for over 100 days. His crime? Livestreaming a “No Kings” protest. If you were outraged about Jimmy Kimmel, you should be more outraged about Guevara. It’s time to #FreeMario now!

His tiny an dwae! never fails to charm me 🥺

Jiggling his 촉촉한 eggs on main. Shameless.

Oh no is he gonna make hobis gross ass jelly egg toast?

The tiny restaurant packs of butter is sending me

I was being so brave and strong then he broke eggs with one hand

I am learning that it’s possible to do dishes the same day as cooking with them? Is this true? 🤔

Heads up my fellow Americans. Take notes.

Sama deshitaaaaaaaaaaaa

Just cancelled Disney plus. If you can’t even support democratic values then why would I give you money? Y’all should try watching your show Andor?

13/Initial data is in. DC occupation = sudden stop to economy. Foot traffic, bike share usage, hotels all see fall. Some up to 20%. Mass scale deterrence scares people from engaging in daily life. Businesses and economy take the hit. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/u...

SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool

세상이 미국한테:

🚨HAPPENING NOW: If you’re in DC and are able, JOIN US and @freedcproject at Freedom Plaza at 11 AM EST to march against the occupation of DC. #FreeDC #WeAreAllDC

People think DC residents aren’t fighting back because there are fewer large protests, but the actual resistance work is in our neighborhoods not on news cameras.