tomatoads on the vine 🍅 🐸

all plans i had for the 29th are gone, gotta mentally prepare for wdapteo

type shit

she’s here and she’s beautiful

“he and his boyfriend” “he and his boyfriend” “he and his boyfriend” “he and his boyfriend” “he and his boyfriend” “he and his boyfriend” “he and his boyfriend” “he and his boyfriend” “he and his boyfriend” “he and his boyfriend” “he and his boyfriend” “he and his boyfriend” “he and his boyfriend”

ooooohhhghhhhhh my godddddd

i’ve had such a busy and hectic day but i got the podcast vid and pj’s bts vid queued up and made myself some hot chocolate to end the night with

👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

being a phannie lately feels like getting shot every day with a bullet of devastation, whimsy and yaoi

i need to jump out of a window

16 years later and dan’s still making sure it’s not a wig

he’s arresting phil for being too hot #phanart #dnp #sabrinacarpenter

having phil dressed up as a toaster on my wall for a whole month is going to be the silliest shit ever

THE PEOPLE'S PRINCESS

inside you there are two wolves

SMASH SMAJS MSAJ SMASJ SMASH SMASJ SMASH SMAJS SMASH SMSJS

omg pj and sophie ate so hard with this calendar spread!!! probs the quickest i’ve ever bought a calendar 😂

forget the turkey im eating my arm

he's sofunny

you know what that means guys, another livestream next week 😭

every time dan and phil directly talk about being in love and dating the whole time i feel like ive been tied to a malfunctioning electric chair

the first vet bill was a total of $563.18, and i’m having to take the little girl in for a second opinion tomorrow because the first vet dismissed her eye infection and it’s getting worse. if there’s anything you can contribute to help this baby out, i would be so grateful ❤️ venmo: @atlantismoses

Femboy Dan (Phil coming soon)

Petition for Phil to take every selfie at this angle

they're everywhere

obsessed with them making this face 😛

🎶what’s dan wearing under the skirt?🎶 #phanart #dnp

Phansky meet up!

"Forcing" Phil to watch Dan's liked insta reels when

that's husband material

Dan you greedy motherfucker

we're out of towers to hit atp

I NEED TO BE PUT DOWN

i’m looking respectfully but also not respectfully

i’m actually too scared to watch this WHAT DO YOU MEAN FEMBOY BANANA BREAD?!?!?

my jaw actually dropped when i saw the thumbnail and the video title

pink news 🩷 phil lester reveals finally: "i am 26"

this is like buzzfeed unsolved if they were boyfriends

sorry im not scared im too busy being mesmerised by phil

WHERE IS MY WIFE AND HER WIFE <///////3 ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

seems like it ended up doing the opposite 😭

about to test my luck and go out to do some errands. let’s see if that summons dan and phil to upload earlier than yesterday

pov phil just gave birth to you and you're meeting your dads together for the first time