NO bluesky i would NOT like to import my contacts actually :))))))()

big win guys

i'm gonna be at work when theyre streaming 😭😭

i'm so tired but i have work :( all shook up no thumbs up or wtv autoheart said

Someone at Channel 4 had to caption Phil calling Dan dad

in need of a sweet treat but the bank account says no

someone's sticking tiny pokémon stickers all over campus and i love them for it someone ripped squirtle's head off tho :((

has anybody ordered a calendar from the uk shop and received yet? do we have any news?

scaly changing my name to rudolph the orange crotched dick man

wikipedia i love you❤️ you can't have my money tho i don't have a lotta that ☹️

fnaf movie: so so peak

trans discourse on twitter fr always has me like this

recalling that one time i had to get my bloods drawn cause my mam thought i was drugged and they just,,,,, never told me if everything was good

you're making me study a guy named Klump and you don't want me to giggle

great day :| slept in, missed breakfast, forgot my assignment, got my period, no tampons, haven't eaten so i can't take my meds all gone wrong

i hate not being able to sleeepppppp

AI will never recreate whatever the fuck this was

lads i just submitted my details to a casting call

just spent almost an hour writing something and none of it saved. this is like my first time actually story writing, gonna end it all

me when i stab someone and they die

lowkey 1D does not have a single bad song they're all bangers

I ❤️ PANTO

im actually hard all week long

dnp should release wrapping paper again

just braved a 3 minute walk to and from subway in the depressing northern downpour (😏) of england and it was the MOST decadent sandwich experience in the history of sandwiches

feel like a traitor 😔😔😔 i fall asleep to reddit stories okay 🙏

doxing myself. i live here

i HATEEEE when bus drivers run early like what is the point???? i get on at your VERY FIRST stop why are you leaving 3 minutes early and shutting the doors in my face

ooohhhhhh i may cry

writing an application theyre gonna knoowwwww they're gonna know im a fraaufuddddd im a faakeeee i dont know what im talking about they're gonna knnwwwwwwoowwwwww

Bring back keyboard smash

so me

shocked by willow and arctic monkeys, nothing else

becoming very jealous of the people around me who decided to pursue the arts they love,,,, why didn't i do that,,,, :((

you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you #wicked #wickedforgood #gelphie

KNOWING WJAT WE KNOW KNOWING WHAT WE DO. NOT. KNOW.

eating a panini, awaiting a brownie, downing a dr pepper, jamming some tunes, alone, in a spinny chair, nice and toasty and warm, raining, distant chatter this is the LIFE

wait my birthdays gonna be on a monday the launch is gonna be so hard

happy monday let's get hard 😃😃😃

my nose piercing is all fucky i need to put a hoop in or something

save me foreigners god,, save me aosdatcs,,,, save me sedated,,,,

SHES GONNA SAVE CALL ME BABY RUN HER HANDS THROUGH MY HAIR

remember when this was like insane 😭😭 we had no idea

will wood fans hmu (don't) (i have anxiety)

ma soul was crushed likeatallboy unnerneatha boots onna curb an' im still pickin up ma molars n puttin em back in ma faaccceee

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