Germany, Italy, and Japan all holding out with the US? ... huh. No, no, don't worry about it. It's probably nothing.

Just gave a homeless person some pop tarts in the bus station, and some lady came up yelling at me about how he was just taking advantage. I had to explain (at a rather high volume) that if somebody asks me for food and I got it, I don't care about anything else, we're both gonna eat.

Watching wheel of fortune on peacock and it autoplayed Jeopardy after the episode

sorry i was sleeping instead of watching the horst wessel televised grief pageant

Remember when there was that lawsuit about banks structuring overdrafts to maximize overdraft fees? I swear there's some similar fuckery going on with autopay because what do you mean Netflix just happened to renew during the exact 61 minutes that account had money in it, on a Sunday?

It is my misfortune to announce that Disney adults are now officially better than Harry Potter adults

I mean, there *IS* a center-right that wants to find common ground. It's the Democrats. They are the center-right. But they've deluded themselves into believing that they're on the left, so they keep reaching to their right over and over, always wondering why they can't find the center over there

I hope some people do get raptured on Tuesday so the rest of us can buy some houses

Soup is the best medicine. I'm not even sick, this shit just hit like a B12 shot.

In 2020, I reported to the Virginia Capitol Police that a Culpeper County Sheriff's deputy was threatening to assassinate me on 1/20/2020. They did nothing and also would not remove Culpeper from the list of agencies they were coordinating with for that day's security. Dems acted like I was crazy.

OHHHHH HELL YEAH I THINK HE MIGHT WALK AFTER ALL

the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents

[Marcus voice] ROBERT,

The fascists have assessed that they have nothing to worry about from National Democratic elected politicians. In fact, if they were ever to retake nominal power, many of them will do what they can to destroy their own voters who insist on action against the fascists.

I’m telling you they’re coming after normies and this shit is not going to fly. they aren’t popular enough for this.

I'm gonna be extra belligerent on Charlie Kirk day just to spite that dead piece of shit.

There's gonna have to be tribunals for ICE agents when this is all over. Consequences can't be optional this time.

"On the level of individuals and civilizations, personality predates ideology, meaning before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole." - Brennan Lee Mulligan

We are in a new McCarthy era, only an even more stupid one.

It's been so long since I've seen anybody be so confidently wrong about who they're talking to.

Bookmarked for when "It" happens

[Severed liberal voice] Donny T won't get away with it this time. This time I'm going to sing a punitive rendition of Kier's Hymn and send him to the Break Room.

If the right actually thought the left was violent, they'd be too afraid to fucking say it.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

For every person I see getting fired for being mean about Charlie Kirk, I will fire three people for being sad about it.

Elon keeps saying he wants an AI that only deals in facts, and then lobotomizing it every time it gets it right. It would be extremely funny if he didn't have enough money to buy entire countries.

Twitter users discussing bluesky: "it's a radicalization chamber for political violence and we need to literally kill everyone who uses it, right now" Bluesky users: "so how far up the shaft do you think ALF's fur really goes? Does it stop at the base, or..."

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

A plane hit a Richmond Applebee's on 9/11. Every word of that sentence is true. God bless America. www.wcvb.com/article/jetb...

Game over on ante #8 😢

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.

the wsj coverage of the shooter might be one of the worst and most irresponsible handlings of a story i’ve witnessed in the last 10 years

Putting away all the "CIVIL WAR NOW" banners at the news station and bringing out the "Mental Health Crisis in America" banners with a heavy sigh

Lmao they couldn't make him Horst Wessel because he was killed by his fellow fascist.

*watching innocent people rapidly acquire the cursed knowledge that has driven me to madness* oh no

I seriously don't know how to explain to people that it is not in fact a sign of maturity and democracy to peacefully debate whether certain groups of people should be allowed to exist

posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

Goddamn PIers Morgan is fucking stupid. Dangerously stupid. Still ranting about the "woke left" even after we know the shooter was a groyper who killed Charlie Kirk for not being nazi *enough*.

National political reporters: consult your gaming desk. You likely have a massively blind spot — this isn’t a dig at anyone, because I have this blind spot too b/c I’m not a gamer and am trying to adjust for it in real time — covering this very important moment if u don’t game & don’t know the memes

internet culture desks aren't just for cute meme trend stories. ever since gamergate, understanding how and why info moves online is critical to seeing how we got *here*

So about that “transgender ideology” WSJ report

Called it. Dude was a groyper who killed Charlie Kirk for not being nazi enough.

Idle thought while out for my run: the Dems are still doing some degree of “when they go low we go high” genteel politic w/r/t their reaction to Kirk’s murder (“violence is never the answer”) because if they weren’t they’d have immediately launched an attack on Kirk’s character

The Wall Street Journal is now walking back its earlier reporting that "transgender ideology" messages were found on the shooter's ammunition. But it's too late. That story is all around the country and the world. Most who have read it will not see the update. Thanks, WSJ.