RIP Ted Turner, you would have loved CNN getting the scoop that Ted Turner died.

The person who primaried me out of office in 2021 just abruptly resigned from that office today so she can go peddle AI slop. Good job, Democrats.

The fire fatality rate for occupants of the hideous Cybertruck is 13 times higher than was that of the infamous Ford Pinto. You might want to share this data with any owners of these rolling death traps you might encounter in your daily roaming about.

Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.

people should outright own their video games and be able to play them without unnecessary online connection at any point in time

This administration sure does love surrounding itself with pedophiles, huh?

Can someone check in with Jodie Foster and see if she's impressed this time?

The account has been deleted now so there's no way to check, but the ballroom shooter sounds like exactly the kind of dipshit I would have blocked on here.

Looks like they were both wrong and the real answer is "he faked it so he could tell the judge he really needs that fuckass ball room" I hate it here.

Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water https://theonion.com/report-every-place-on-earth-has-wrong-amount-of-water-1851544516/

I don't know how to explain it, but a cold drink from a gas station fridge is colder than a cold drink from a home fridge. ... so I bought a gas station fridge and now my home drinks are gas station drinks.

Actually "the mayor was mean to me so I'm going to prevent 21,000 people from being employed" is a good example of why this billionaire piss baby shouldn't be allowed to stay rich.

A judge said a documentary released on Peacock last year could not have harmed Sean “Diddy” Combs’ reputation, as it was already “tarnished” by his criminal charges and civil lawsuits alleging sexual assault.

They think you're stupid.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

At a time when mass surveillance and autonomous weapons companies like Palantir are openly announcing their plans for violent world domination, it is crucial that our attempts at “big tech reform” don’t actually give them more power—ie via government mandated age verification/identity software

It's been a month and this mf is still on Jeopardy somebody please make it stop

Free her

... what the FUCK?

“the pope is weak on crime” has gotta be one of the funniest things any politician has ever said in history

I need people to understand that replacing Orban with Magyar is like replacing Trump with Dick Cheney. Orban leaving is good. But his replacement is also an extreme conservative with nearly identical immigration policies. Just one that wants to be a part of the EU instead of the EAEU.

Hey remember the time he did repeated air strikes on a Doctors Without Borders hospital, making him the only Nobel Peace Prize recipient to bomb another Nobel Peace Prize recipient?

i am also blockading on the strait of hormuz, my haters are not permitted to cross

"We can all agree that Trump is the worst pres--" No. History didn't begin in 2016. The worst is either James Buchanan or Andrew Johnson. Second worst is the other one of those two. Trump is third. Andrew Jackson is fourth.

When your dog is barking and you yell at him and he just thinks "cool, now we're both barking" ... except it's the entire global economy

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

My 5 year old: "Parisa is a very cute character" Me: "Oh, is it PURR-isa? Is it a cat?" 5yo: "no, she's a fox" Me: "Ah I see, is she French?" 5yo: "NO SHE'S NOT FRENCH SHE'S PURPLE"

Americans don't know the reasons Iran hates the US. In 1951 Iran's democracy elected Mohammed Mossadegh. The CIA & British intelligence staged a coup, installed a dictator who tortured and killed people. It goes on from there.

Someone needs to McFucking Do It

Trump has to be transported to Walter Reed Medical Center when he throws a clot after trying Da' Bomb Beyond Insanity.

We've all had those nights where we start drinking and suddenly teleport to a waffle house with no idea how we got there. Leave that guy alone.

The next tipping point in the energy transition is approaching. Overall, solar has already been cheaper than fossil power for a while, but upfront costs used to be higher. That's no longer the case. Solar is now competitive upfront AND has vastly lower operating costs (no fuel).

The Israelification of the US war fighting tactics continue On the first day the US killed 175 children and teachers in a "double tap" bombing of a school, since then they have hit 497 more schools and 307 medical centres. What do you call terrorists like this?

The US losing 6 aircraft in one day is definitely a thing that happens when things are going according to plan, right?

I guess yesterday's SCOTUS hearing didn't go the way he wanted, huh? www.cnn.com/2026/04/02/p...

nasa is good. space is cool as hell. another 2 trillion to nasa.

It’s bad that 10 people have more money than 4 billion people

Hey y'all, wanna see what "getting absolutely lit the fuck up with Shahed drones" looks like in the planning stage?

Throw Kagan and Sotomayor in directly in the trash. "But the Supreme Coooouuuuuurt" Worthless. Worthless institution. Worthless liberals on it.

I had a friend who taught ethics and she showed episodes of Star Trek (TOS) to illustrate points she made in her class. When I watched the episodes as a child, I knew that Star Trek was political and showing me a very different world than the one I lived in. I wanted that future. Still do.

private equity is sucking the life out of everything around us

a guy just got on my bus with an honest to god talking macaw on his arm, it’s saying “hello” to the passengers and doing little bird head bobs 🥹 hell yeah king yo ho ho and a bottle of rum my dude 🏴‍☠️

The US bombed a primary school in Iran, killing 168 girls. Why is nobody talking about this anymore? These abominable war crimes should not be forgotten — and nor should the lives, hopes and dreams of human beings who were slaughtered with impunity.

The incredible irony that IRAN is who's finally gonna break the world's dependence on fossil fuels... like... founding OPEC member Iran. Unreal.

Liberals long for the good old days when Presidents just did the war crimes but didn't talk about them for legal reasons.

Watching scrubs for the first time and I'm continually blown away by this show's ability to just rip your heart out all of a sudden, jfc