51st state.

Liberals love to be like "OUR guy did economic violence against innocent people the RIGHT way"

The fish was successful. I am home.

This was supposed to be $600 but then AI happened.

Gone way too late. Get fucked, asshole.

Idk what she did but if the DoJ sued her I'm on her side

"I don't believe all that woowoo stuff" says the guy who draws fish on his foreman's truck when he wants to go home early because of rain.

It would be really embarrassing for you if it turned out that Poland is doing this because Ukraine named an army unit after the UPA who committed a genocide against Polish people from 1943 to 1945. They didn't name an army unit after the UPA, did they? ... diiiiiiid theeeeeeyyyyy?

The US couldn't even surrender successfully, man. This country is turbofucked.

4 war criminals who belong behind bars. If they invited Trump it would be 5.

Not for sale: full Macho Man Randy Savage costume, never worn

Genuinely, the prohibition on gun ownership for legal cannabis users has been a serious problem for years. Glad to see SCOTUS finally getting one right.

its genuinely one of the funniest things in the world to me that this is going to be a constant problem until they remodel it again to put it back to how it was originally designed lol

BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled the government can’t charge someone with a felony for owning a firearm stored securely at home merely because the person uses marijuana. With this ruling, the court curbs the ability of elected officials to impose arbitrary and discriminatory penalties.

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

Complete US surrender lmao hell yeah

Oh it's unconditional surrender, alright. But it's the dying US empire that's surrendering.

Dear liberals, The answer to misogyny is not "misogyny but pointed at a woman I dislike."

Personally I think anyone who becomes a trillionaire should be torn limb from limb by a crowd on national television as a warning to the billionaires that they need to stop gobbling up everyone else'a money.

A lot of people don't know this, but we're as far removed from Michael Jackson as Michael Jackson was from the pyramids. Time is crazy.

You mean to tell me the deal involves absolute capitulation by the US, *AND* we get to watch Rubio and Hegseth get fired? Please let this be true, it would be so funny.

Hasn't even been a day yet & quite literally every top Israeli government official has come out to say fuck your peace deal we're keeping Lebanon AND we'll continue to attack Iran. If Trump refuses to cut money & weapons to Israel, he's in on it and this was a ruse like the last 30 attempted "deals"

trump saying barack HUSSEIN obama in 2026. let it go bruh it's over

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iranian Foreign Ministry says the United States bears direct responsibility for Israel's ceasefire violations.

joe rogan won’t see your mean comments about his steroid induced head shape problems but i will and i think they’re all very funny, keep posting them

So did the US surrender yet or...

By the way, Elon Musk didn't start Tesla. By the time he invested in Tesla, the original founders had already started building the Roadster THEY had designed. When he bought them out, he changed the history of the company to make himself a founder. I'm not joking. He's always been a fraud.

THANK you, KTLA

Made biscuits and gravy for breakfast, and can someone please tell me why the most expensive part of it is the MILK now? I paid $2.39/lb for the sausage AND $3.99 FOR A QUART OF MILK A QUART

Politicians across the country should be forced to look into a camera and say "We spent a decade building a stalkers dream technology and now the creeps we hired to use it are stalking people with it." Because of course that's how it's being used. That's how it was always gonna go.

(Crown Royal)x(Royal Crown) ______________________________ Crown^2 + Royal^2 + 2CrownRoyal

VISA has embedded FraudBot 3000 into its antifraud systems. They promise this is fine.

Going home early (with pay) for a safety incident

Kinda feels like "Democrats support nazi tattoo guy for US Senate" was inevitable once they decided it was okay to give unlimited missile launchers to nazis overseas as long as they promised to point them at Russia.

from @msrachelforlittles.bsky.social: Delaney hall in NJ. Met the sweetest children whose hearts are broken. They just want their parents home again. I spoke with a 13 year old whose dad is in Delaney. "He's a wonderful father" she said, tearing up. He has been in the US for 20 years.

Democrats will never defeat the Republicans because even when they win elections they still give power away for no reason. Democrats and Republicans play different roles, but they have the same boss. And that boss ain't you.

I am begging people to realize that police do not use this technology is not a "jumping off point" or an "investigative lead"--the computer spits out a name and police arrest that person without follow up. How many people have to spend months in jail "by accident" before we consider the danger?

If you did not know better, you would think that this headline is from yesterday. It’s from 1982. Time and time again, Israel has chosen to bomb its neighbors, illegally occupy more land, and undermine efforts to reach peace. It’s time for our leaders to wake up and see that Israel is not an ally

Every time.

Unironically one of the funniest jokes in Star Wars history is literally that bit from Empire where an asteroid smacks into the bridge of a Star Destroyer and just flat-out kills a guy in the middle of a call with Vader, and everyone just ignores him

This. They don't think elections are illegitimate because the rules were broken. They think elections are illegitimate because they don't like that the rules allow the out-groups to participate. They just can't say that out loud yet. So it's all "fraud fraud fraud" with zero evidence.

Even if every video game from here on out is made with AI, you can still avoid AI games entirely. The catalog of human-made games is large enough at this point that it's not physically possible to run out. Even if nobody ever makes a non-AI game again.

There are so many video games made by hand, you could start playing today and never run out of games by the time you die. You don't have to settle for slop! It's so easy!

Everybody talks about how nothing is affordable anymore but no one talks about how poorly made and disposable things are. Part of the affordability crisis is because we keep repurchasing things, cars, appliances, clothes etc because things don’t last.

Lmao Israel and Trump have overplayed their hand so hard that they not only failed to reopen the one closed strait, now a second one is closed.

Iran: "if Israel fires on Lebanon, we will fire on Israel" Israel: *fires on Lebanon* Iran: *fires on Israel* The news:

Don't ever doubt that politicians know the difference between the ruling class that they actually listen to, and the rest of us. They know. They're just discouraged from acknowledging it in a venue where they know you can hear them.

Just made a sandwich based on the Seattle dog. Ham, turkey, cream cheese, mustard, onions and jalapeño on toast. It was really, unbelievably good.

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