birthday on wed why am i lowkey chopped chud unc

felt silly and asked my magic 8 ball if dan and phil are in a relationship and it deadass said yes like i was a fucking idiot 😭

sobbing

what the hell was I doing an hour ago

this is what it has come to for Mexican restaurants in the Twin Cities

at the karaoke bar trying to listen to hard launch (forgot my airpods)

answered 4 texts now i feel like i need to lie down for 7 hours

so i’m taking that as phil thinks connor is attractive and that makes me :333 im screening snd crying

i !!!

me and my 50 open ao3 tabs against the world ❤️‍🩹

restarting good omens i am sooo silly and happy

I hope amazingphil kicks dan when he sleeps

i want to watch the pitt so bad but i’m trying to hold out 😔

kiss kiss fall in love

ok so marty supreme was insane and i loved it

watching sinners for the first time this is my thread.

on season 6 of sopranos yayay

gm i miss dan and phil

dude what the fuck was i going through

me too

dnp have really good chemistry and they seem to get along great. I think they'd be a really good couple of they ever wanted to start dating 😊

gooning without you….. i need a smoke

NATURE/NORWAY2.GIF

tmi maybe but i do miss having a pay pig 😔🤞

hard launch podcast episode but it is sister daniel and father philip

need to get so extremely drunk with the oomfs

i love my friends sm im sending them all kisses on their foreheads

hello kitty fruits 💫

heart eyes howell <33 #phan #danandphil

who wants to film an interactive christmas adventure with me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

emo boys will forever be my weakness

thinking about the hello kitty hot air balloon 💫

drank fireball last night and now up early asf #oldheadstyle

re heated rivalry ep 3: u can tell it was real love at first sight because if i had been served that watery ass smoothie i would not have gone back

Happy wdapteo eve!!

at the pretentious indie club wishing dan and phil were here because lady humps is on

we left pumpkin pie, water and a carrot for santa we r so up

merry christmas eve babies

anyway the muppets christmas carol ROCKS!

2026 resolutions: - look gayer - be gayer

when phil was like “i don’t want you to d*e ill be lonely” i had immediate flashbacks to ruwe’s fic and had to pause for a second

who up freaking their freak

heated rivalry thread! 😛

good morning dan and phil are girlfriends 🩷

i love cheese man. cheese is fucking fantastic. good job cheese

Festive Sheen! 🎄

need to crack a fem boy I think it’ll make me feel better