haven't twerked (non sexual) in my kitchen in a while

alr gn

idk guys dr robby's pretty chill so far @lovely-lover.bsky.social @slowtowncaitlin.bsky.social

holding my boob with one hand and typing with the other (the other boob ofc)

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LIFE IS LIFING

Just chilling on #CATURDAY with my workaholic human who can finally relax... #chonk, #cat, #catsky, #catsofbluesky, #catlover, #catpics, #catsareweird, #kitties, #acataday, #whiskers, #catswithjobs

having the last piece of my cajun brownie </3

where is SYL i need to flirt with my wife😭😭😭

just received an email from my school with a suggestion to meet with an executive functioning tutor😭 ok, clocked tf outta me

There is nothing wrong with folding for a beautiful, seductive, enchanting, tantalizing woman. That’s how God intended romantic relations. I exist and you fold.

sometimes i wonder if my grandtherapist (my therapist's therapist) is cool

I have...... the scaries

THIS WHOLE INTERACTION IS FRYING ME WHY DO A LINE WHEN WE CAN DO GROUP

it's good to conquer your fears, kids. for example, I am #scared of sourdough baking and starters and etc etc but I wish to make a sourdough loaf this yearrrrr any tips are appreciated

Happy international women’s day!! Women are so cool and amazing ✨🩷

I can't decide between savory breakfast (boiled eggs, toast with cream cheese) or sweet breakfast (Greek yogurt, blueberries, granola)

good morning all, I can't believe they took my hour away from me

happy international women's day to every woman on here, and to everyone who suffers from misogyny. even if it stems from capitalism, i'm always up for a nice excuse for flowers, but let's also remember the roots of this date and honor the women who fought for us and fight for liberation of all ❤️‍🩹

You can tell because the US took an hour away from it

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the way people perceive me online versus irl is SO different it's so interesting to me! it's something I've been reflecting on for like a year

LMAOO she literally just forgets to keep her tongue in her mouth sometimes 😭

PLEASE

anyone else feel like their systems are operating at approximately 20%. or maybe even less

i relistened to breach again on my ride home. downstairs and one way are so obviously the best songs on that record thank you for your time and attention xoxox

she said ">👅👁"

It’s win after win for me right now

I just went grocery shopping but I feel like I have no snacks in this damn house life is Unfair

"i learned that kid is bad at lying" - roommate

I'm working an overnight tonight so west coast peeps let's stay up and chill

I delete 20% of everything I post on here because I’m not who I was 5 seconds ago.

GASP. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

took a nap

Here for attention 😗✌️

@hailthesun.bsky.social it u

good morning 🌞 this is the only thing that can keep me sane at the moment rat nation represent 😩✋🐀 ‼️