chat, while the four cups of tea today (the last 3 of which were supposedly decaf) did their job of keeping my hydrated, I fear they are also keeping me awake

peace will win and fear will lose.

redoing this yet again because i am an ever changing creature hi, i'm jo! my main interests are still mostly the same, but i'm redoing this bc i am a lot more comfortable in my enby-ness and less comfortable with my full name being what people immediately see when they come to my profile

I wanna make a mega thread of my vocal stims/things I quote but it would probably get annoying for everyone else bc I would constantly be adding to it

who else is crying over Mark's ig post

Clorncy and Torgborgor

I had never really listened to Conan Gray but I knew I liked the songs of his that I had heard, so I finally listened to his entire discography a few days ago and now it's all I'm listening to

I had 1 singular can of chicken noodle soup in my pantry, so I just had that, with all the broth, and I made myself a large cup of tea that I am going to drink now

y'all are being really helpful thank you all

i am having a hard time staying hydrated :(( i know how important it is when i have covid. does anyone have any tips?

yo what the hell, these sentences repeat in my copy of heated rivalry

I'm so glad I downloaded my favorite tiktoks before deleting the app bc I think of this video all the time and I would never be able to find it anywhere else I constantly say "shaggy from scooby doo" like this

i just noticed the loon on the side of the book 😭😭😭

so is Ilya in the page I just read

it's gonna take me so long to read this book bc every two paragraphs I have to turn away blushing for a moment before I can compose myself again

I had 111110 kinzcash so I purposely lost a game when I had earned exactly 1 coin so that I could have 111111

the sun will rise and we will try again.

new reaction vid just dropped

I GOT IT (no germs were given dw) so now I have a good book AND a new webkinz to play with on my account

guess what I got my hands onnnnnn

the google maps logo changed and it looks stupid and ugly (i just hate change)

hehehe I found a local guy selling a webkinz WITH CODE for $15 so I messaged asking if he would do $10 and he said no at first but he said yes just now HEHEHEHE

peace will win and fear will lose.

I've been talking about heated rivalry so much that my phone changed shame to Shane...

the lion has gotten water now

the lion has not drunk water today ..... the lion is realizing their mistakes ...... the lion does not feel good

ugh I just wanna read heated rivalry but I can't get my hands on the book 😭🥀🥀

welp. it would appear I have covid 🥀🥀🥀

i have spent the last 3 hours trying to get a singular goddamn covid test doordashed 😭 it has been such an ordeal. I'm on the 3rd fucking dasher. the 1st one brought an expired test. the 2nd one could only find expired tests. the 3rd one is coming from the other side of town from a different CVS.

i finally got a female dasher for my grocery order HALLELUJAH the men always get things wrong 😭

the missile is very tired, he is eepy. he eeby and neebies to sleeby. mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. just a little sleejing time as a treat. mibsipilibille needs his beaty sleeb. he yawn big cause he skeejy, neebs to falafel asleep. nini time! good night, mister the missile.

guys i think robby's got rabies. i think we need to put him down.

good job everyone. have a yoinky sploinky for your hard work

as someone who loves both snails and harry styles, it is really bothering me how the snails on the dancers' shirts were not at all correct. their damn shells are on backwards. snails can't look like that. many people draw the eyes wrong, so I can get over that part. BUT THE SHELLS!!!

SCROLL TAX you are legally required to do drop a reaction pic in the replies. do so now or face the consequences.

yeowchie I went on a 42 minute power walk today and my knees and hips hurt so bad now

yaoi.

I'm having to restrain myself from explaining to the tl how cockatiels pleasure themselves (bc Dan and Phil asked) bc I used to have a cockatiel and he was a horny mf

the hats stay ON during sex

i have found out that 108bpm is my perfect power walk speed. i have made a short playlist of 108bpm songs, but if anyone knows of any to add lmk

me when I lean forward with my elbows on my thighs while sitting. it's not normal, I know.

the bar is in hell that this has me flattered

also this clip. the noise she makes 💀

i can't stop watching this clip. the way you can see him try to restrain that last line but he just has to say it. it's making me giggle so much

ok but the best part of the whole thing was when the two Women's Hockey players came out and got a resoundingly louder and longer round of applause than the men. AS THEY FUCKING SHOULD!!!!

I'm watching Connor's SNL episode. I am THRIVING on that two second clip of him and Hudson introducing Mumford and Sons

i am craving a good salad

you think twice about your life, it probably happens at night right? fight it. take the pain, ignite it.