they’re so😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 beaufifol😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

oh he is sooooo boyfriend ☹️

goodness gracious i am tired but i shall watch the phasement tour before i fully crash

spent the night gaming and eating and yapping with a bunch of very intelligent and funny and lovely people i’ve never been so jealous of a friend group omg

bleeehhhhhblehblebhlebbleh

wait dan thinks an irish accent is the hottest so if i submit a voice message to the phodcast i have a chance of stealing phil’s girl. sorry guys im boutta crash this hard launch

forgot to say this last week but we had a class learning about breeding and sexing in small mammals and my teacher said ‘slit’ so many times i was really struggling to be mature about it.. all i could hear was phil lester chanting ‘SLIT SLIT SLIT’ in my ear like PLEASE THIS IS NOT THE TIME

my hair looks like a birds nest i need to wash it so bad

got a post on my insta feed of dan and phil themed flash tattoos love to see it

alright i need yall to mega boost now: ive just paid £280 for fillings, and the hospital called about my referral. ive ALSO just paid £190 for a consultation next month, and my actual extraction (which will be around jan) starts at £400! and i have one more filling to go! #mutualaid #MAsky #helpsky

i’m not crying

nah i had a dream (nightmare) that i got canceled on phansky bc i was skeeting about how my sister was really frustrating me and i threatened to microwave her phone so u all thought i was insane and blocked me LMFOADUFJND I CANT THATS CRAZY

my toe keeps twitching. and it’s not even the usual toe.

kpop man humpers… why did i pay for this

Phil Lester knows

MY SISTER IS LISTENING TO THE PHODCAST IN THE SHOWER MUAHAHAHA SHES BEEN INDOCTRINATED

THEY ARE GLOWING IM GOING TO EAT MY RADIATOR

Yuri

turtles are awesome

Forgot to post these here lol woops #phanart #danandphil

putting it out there that im ready whenever the universe is to drop the phil to my dan on my doorstep

i know phil has the piercing blue eye but i actually need dan to get different contacts bc i can’t focus on anything when im drowning in those beautiful brown orbs they’re sucking me in like a black hole

the end screen being completely blank is sending me

damn richard is tight

fucking finally

she upload in my hour until i or so

they prioritised personalising their new insta as if they just gave birth to a child instead of the pod im gonna eat them

i think if they were on bsky and saw the absolute rampant insult fest that occurs whenever they’re late it would be enough to pressure them into punctuality

just did the groceries, ran the household budget, adopted a donkey, watch every star wars movie probably which is like a lot, planted a pear tree… might do world domination next. what else could i get done before they upload

maybe the phodcast was the friends we made along the way

tick tock tick tock im not waiting for anything just counting the minutes for fun

i need to leave the country i might next week i have Money😏

birthday cake for lunch 🔥🔥🔥🔥im doing a phil lester by really milking this occasion might even go on for another week bc i have plans to celebrate with two other friends lolol

sisters daniel boob window

my friend got me jayvik socks and The Rune pin i love them

oh my god HEY HIII GOOD MORNING MERRY PHODCAST TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE my heart rate is through the roof and i haven’t even fucking listened yet this feels like bloody christmas

frick it’s sleepy time for me gn oomfs might not be on until after i watch the podcast in the evening to avoid spoilers but HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY <3

this yaoi shit is lethal i need rehab

What a lovely heartwarming video that many people cried over

my sister decided to start off the family gathering with “so who are you voting for?” AALLLRIGHTY THEN FUN FUN FUN

this cult of twink pfps is terrifying me WHAT DO THEY WANT PLEASE DONT HURT ME I HAVE A FAMILY

no like im NOT ready for the podcast. I CANT HANDLE IT. MY HEART IS RACING JUST THINKING OF IT I DONT HAVE THE EMOTIONAL STABILITY FOR THIS

boyfriends btw.

had some family over for my birthday and when they were singing jolly good fellow there was a mix of pronouns being used it was kinda funny but a bit awks😭 everyone knows im nonbinary but they just forget and im so bad at correcting so i say nothing

dan with his pinkie up such a polite lady do a curtesy for us while you’re at it

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