watching buffy for the first time and i keep getting jumpscared by amazingphil sound effects

Always will be 🥹

the tl is never wrong

the first vet bill was a total of $563.18, and i’m having to take the little girl in for a second opinion tomorrow because the first vet dismissed her eye infection and it’s getting worse. if there’s anything you can contribute to help this baby out, i would be so grateful ❤️ venmo: @atlantismoses

i finally finished a homework assignment that’s almost two weeks late 🙏🙏🙏 we’re catching up folks

hey fellas i found a couple of stray kittens and it’s costing me an arm and a leg to nurse one of them back to health. if i posted my venmo or a gofundme or something, do you think you could spread it around? :( i hate to do this but im desperate to help this baby girl

phil using his linguistics degree to recreate noises more accurately… student loans well spent, diva

i don’t think i’m maternal at all except that i do think im prone to nesting. nothing cures my depression faster than buying a new piece of furniture or wall decoration. i daydream about it

can i say something

might fuck around and become a witch idk

how it also feels to accept your autism

how it feels to accept your autism

Love my S.L.U.T.s

my homework is late and i haven’t even started it yet and ive been sick for a week and a half ahhhhhhhhh

happy halloween babes

me watching everyone else thirst over femboy dan

Dan I am telepathically communicating that you’re a lesbian are you getting my message

unfortunately i cannot enjoy dan in a skirt because with that femboy makeup on he looks like my sister

i think this might be the best spooky week of all time

wait it’s just occurring to me that they said cat and bear AND halloween baking AND that they wouldn’t upload on halloween day which means we’re getting CAT AND BEAR HALLOWEEN BAKING TODAY IM NOT READY

instant classic

my advisor said “good job” today during our meeting and i got unreasonable excited

things that would have sent me into a coma ten years ago:

just asked my bf what he would do if he saw a clone of himself and he said “i would figure out where he came from and then make more of me”

i hope you all do not just view me as an insane phannie but also as someone insane in all contexts

am i stupid for thinking richard’s boobs were eyeballs

everyone say good morning to my idiot son

NEW ILLMAKEYOUHOWELL UPLOAD

did someone say spooky week

#promosky i’m lani :) im bisexual, bigender, and disabled. he/they pronouns preferred, but any are acceptable! i’ll mainly be a dan and phil account, but i might also post about: ☆ doctor who ☆ physics ☆ m*a*s*h ☆ books (mostly scifi/fantasy) just migrated from twitter & looking for moots!!

THE GANG IS ALL HERE @evisnotonfire.bsky.social @kayisnotonfire.bsky.social @laniisnotonfire.bsky.social