migrani

i really really need my next phone to be a flip phone

i really wish i liked sabrina carpenters music

you made me swallow my gum

im in lesbians with you

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beautiful women named aidvantage student loan servicer in my DMs

why do dnp only have like four fake names that they just cycle through on repeat

kinda crazy that i don’t own any cookie monster pajama pants. i have such cookie monster pajama pants energy i fear

one of the greatest treasures life can provide is getting high and drawing ugly horrible fucked up art

professor: are you interested in doing research? me, already so overwhelmed by my very existence that my nervous system has migrated to canada without me: yeah

pov she’s coming to fucking get you

i think if you were to take a scan of my brain rn it would look like a deep fried jumbo shrimp

looking like he's about to choke out a whole family of sea turtles

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

Socialist sunday Marxist moday Trans tuesday Woman wednesday They/them Thursday Faggot Friday Sleepy Saturday

i just got a $500 check from the irs that they were apparently supposed to send me during covid SIX YEARS AGO

black people were cooking so hard when they came up with the habitual “be”

i have been banned from taking lecture notes

i’m so behind but my task paralysis is so fucking bad already today

we are SO overdue for a welsh doctor in doctor who.

anyway

i just don’t understand why people do the things that they do or how some people live with the choices that they make, or why trauma and tragedy seems to follow certain people or how some seem to be able to handle it better than others, and i don’t understand how my life fits in the middle of it all

adam was a prophet first one that we know in a place called eden he helped things to grow adam served the lord by following his ways we are his descendants in the latter days follow the prophet follow the prophet follow the prophet don’t go astray follow the prophet follow the prophet follow the pro

permission to have a mental breakdown on main?

survivors guilt is back when will i ever be free

scully is so beautiful i want her to kick me in the face

boy stand the fuck up

my cat kept stealing her brother’s food so i’ve been trying to teach her not to, but instead of losing interest she just sits there and watches him eat for like 10 minutes at a time

student after successfully measuring the force of gravity: “that’s so tough guys”

Hey girl, the downfall of the american empire has really been making me think about the state of OUR union. Wanna reconnect?

i think it would be really funny from a linguistic perspective if “they” became the official noun for nonbinary people

my department head must be my biggest fan of all time. i wish i was half as smart as he thinks i am

one of the students in the lab i’m grading (just grading, not teaching) says submitted a passport application instead of homework

the number 68 right now

:3

emdr is kicking my ass

there’s nothing that a few blackberries can’t fix

i love blackberries

it’s don’t kill uourself thursday friday

(the answer is no, because I first read this as "goon sale") 🚶‍➡️

ryan reynolds??????????

just finished applying to the math master’s program in my university 🫣

jack black was in x files?????

i feel like i’m on the verge of a breakdown and i really couldn’t tell you why. everything been literally fine

I HATE SPRING i never want to live somewhere with dust storms again i hate it i hate it i hate it

the way i IMMEDIATELY knew what phil was talking about when he said toast face

my department head is trying to dissuade me from dropping out and becoming a community college professor 💀