My boyfriend wants to get me into warhammer and I fear I never will cause painting small things is so hard!!!! my hand is too shaky 😭

there's one of those kind of rides at flamingo land and it slapped

phestive pheal

PEER PRESSURE WORKS LETS DO THIS YALL

dan and phil have been dating for two months today 😌

I'm becoming a dan and phil soundboard (I have been for a decade but shhhh) because the amount of mannerisms I just do and then randomly go GODDAMNIT I GOT THAT FROM MY DADS is too many

I fucking hate ai

I swear my cane is invisible cause the amount of times people older than me say "you'll have to do x physical activity cause you're younger and I can't" brother I can barely walk what makes you think I can run, walk long distances or carry heavy things???

I hate having to wake up early it's dark I'm tired and I wanna go to bed but instead I'm on a train (mostly mad cause I didn't get told that I needed to be up at 6am until 11pm 🫩)

I get to see my nephew and give him his Christmas gifts tomorrow yippee!!! :D

The best dan edit everyone else needs to retire

Me and my sister were decorating the tree and she said (being silly ofc she is an ally) that gay people aren't allowed on Christmas cause jesus doesn't like gay people so they're not allowed on his birthday (it's cause he has internalised homophobia as he is getting it on with santa)

I made my favourite Christmas cookies!!!

I do not understand people that don't like knick knacks and trinkets where is your whimsy????

I love these little sillys with my whole heart

Sometimes I wonder why I don't do much sewing then my machine jams 5 times in a row and I need to stop myself from throwing it out a window

I hate the doctor acc I love not being listened to /s

trans women are beautiful and i would give them the moon if i could i love yall🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

because they have TASTE ‼️

Just found out my phone is apocalyptically fucked cause the battery is swelling and my phone can literally explode so that's fun /s

fuck ICE

ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS GETTING INTO ONE OF MY INTERESTS THAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET THEM INTO FOR YEARS LET'S GOOOOO!!!!

I am once again a McDonald's hater

whoever invented led lights I hate you they aren't good as Christmas lights, headlights or regular lights and they hurt to look at sincerely, a bitch with chronic migraines

oops it's her again

phil is such a goofball and I fucking love it

forgot this was in my camera roll but it's gianmarco soresi at a furry convention

Hey guys have you ever heard of these two youtubers called Dan and phil

THANK YOU TO THE PHANNIE ON PHATREON THAT SAID THERE'S A PLUGIN FOR YOUTUBE ANNOTATIONS I CAN SEE LION SPEAK AGAIN AAAAAHHHH

I just watched rave tree and I feel called out I wake up between 10am -11am because I can't sleep 😭 /lh

my birthday month has the dogs out idk how to feel about that

Gen Z needs to make it more clear that we hate Mr. Beast other generations are getting us confused with Gen Alpha and think we like him I can’t have this

I hate when my schedule gets ruined 😭 I had a plan!!!! now I don't know what to do cause everything was meant to happen a certain way!!! 😭

this feels like another iteration of the "what if I give a homeless man money and he buys booze" thing. So then he bought booze, so what, you are not his personal life coach. You did your bit now go live your life.

also glad that @athenap.bsky.social made it on here I watched so many of her vids this year

FINALLY got my YouTube recap and it really just is all dan and Phil, like the games are all just me rewatching dan and phil 🫣

next merch drop we need “DICKS AND BALLS; I’M GAY” tshirt

THE TREE REACTION FUCK YEAH i still sing rave time while putting up my Christmas tree I'm going insane acc

"Dicks and balls I'm gay" 2026 fashion

phil is unhinged hey dan does me putting a tree together a decade ago turn you on"

correct phil you do look cute

🤤🤤🤤

frosted shreddies are elite

I'm so normal about them revealing the lies they told to keep their relationship secret (I love lying)

EVERYBODY STAY CALM EVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM

I'M GONNA PASS OUT AND DIE ACC WDYM THEY'RE REACTING TO A FESTIVE DAY IN THE LIFE

Just realised that I've never acc posted these before so presenting my dan and phil DVD collection!!! I made all of these and it took so long but was so worth it AND dan and phil signed the BIG and TIT dvds when I saw them at TIT!!!

do you ever look at celebrities and think those are my parents (dan and phil)