VIDEO OUT SO EARLY I CANT WATCH

i’m gonna miss the fucking livestream again, but here is james

they’re the opposite of the beige moms, but im overstimulated by the baby room

wake up child, you haven’t even looked at your lesbian themed room yet

phil is still saying dan and phil games despite the rebrand. we're so back.

phansky i got a new tattoo

the accusation that "dan and phil are profiting off their relationship" is so funny to me because... you didn't think they were doing that before?

MORE MCR LA ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT PLSSS

this is so funny

im late but phil’s ex texting him…. no one can escape a messy gay relationship that haunts you years later

btw anyone who watched buffy- did y’all watch it after discovering dnp??? bc ive been watching it since i was nine so phil being obsessed was a great coincidence for me

i fucking hate angel from buffy so bad i despise him i feel so seen by phil saying spike

watching the vod, cant believe they have the same matching shirts as my lesbian aunt and her gf

guys i can’t make the livestream today ☹️☹️☹️ pls be cryptic about it i wanna seeee

someone quick what should my new animal crossing island be named

i might not be on my period YET, but i did just cry bc i couldn’t find the animal crossing new horizons cartilage after not playing for like two years

happy #phanniefriday everyone 😏

pls was the gongoozler real i’ve been so scared for so long

obsessed that anything was fake, because WHY not the pee

BRUH WDYM THERES AN UNUS ANNUS STREAM ANNIVERSARY AND I MISSED THE BEGINNING

dans therapist seeing the hard launch via apple news is crazy work

amazingphil on twitter x.com/amazingphil/...

lowkey im scared for the day they acknowledge bluesky. like get out of our house?

obsessed with phil going “let’s get a leopard” to make dan fight it on podcast

big loud public sluts 2026

first week i haven’t listened to the audio before the video, pls tell me cryptic things

they should invent gay ppl who post on time

actually the only healthy way to engage with dan and phil is to read and/or write problematic fanfiction about them. if you don't you're a fake and a poser and you're not part of my club

disappeared from phansky for a weekend to go see jack wolfe and morgan dudley in hadesrown 😌

i don’t live in new york anymore, but i am literally so excited and relieved that mamdani won oh my god

i got that prosthetic dog in me. ruff ruff

THE PHABUBU

GUYYSS WTTFFFFF :,)

the merch is so cute but thank god the hoodie is pink cause im poor and don’t wear pink often

this last week actually sucked so bad too omg thank you universe

had to delete another post because i typo-ed “deaf” to “dead” ….catastrophic. sorry james. he is alarmingly alive actually

i’ll post on twitter later but guys here’s the old ass dog, james. he’s my baby and yeah phil did call him a slur

NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!

GOODBYE

guys that’s me

happy halloween and #phanniefriday i love evil lesbians

Let that girl be a slut!!

my father is saying he’s a femboy cat “like dan and phil” for halloween because the baking thumbnail taught him that word

i haven’t watched the baking vid yet pls tell me ominous things about it

IM NOT AT HOME AGAIN WHAATTATTAYATTATA

why tf are people on tiktok saying dia de muertos is a closed practice it quite literally is not

can gay people survive ghost hunting

alright leaving my house now, let’s see how long it takes 😔