I am so fucking awkward whenever anyone points a camera at me, I can't believe I used to post my dick on this site, lol

I am so fucking awkward whenever anyone points a camera at me, I can't believe I used to post my dick on this site, lol

@jjorbles.bsky.social looks awesome in his “Bardbarian” TTRPG drip. We are ready to dungeon some dragons. #dnd #TTRPG #BauldersGate #RoshHoshanaCelebrations #CRYSTALBELLS

Every day with my wife is like spa day, I'm so lucky 💓

@jjorbles.bsky.social & i are going to the game shop for some D&D stuff, sign up for a campaign, & participate in a one shot tonight. Our characters outfits came in & i am so excited. He is a Gnoll. I am a Tiefling-Elf. Our fits are AMAAAZING! We WILL be posting pictures.

I'm finally gonna try playing real dnd, hope I can play a gnoll bard/barbarian like I did in @bskyttrpg.bsky.social

I made my own ice cream flavor called “THE VAXXED GET SNACKS” it’s churro base ice cream then chop up brownies, Ghirardelli sea salt caramel squares, toss in chopped pecans or shaved almonds, top with fudge and caramel drizzle. Because @jjorbles.bsky.social is a snack who got vaxxed, I had 2 snacks

“But honey!” @jjorbles.bsky.social: we have legs at home. “Baaaabe!” @jjorbles.bsky.social: babe we cannot adopt a capuchin monkey “BROSHI!” @jjorbles.bsky.social: I love you & you do not need to be on a ladder if you can’t walk off the ladder. I will do the painting.

Hi ICE killed a single dad at a traffic stop here on Friday Today they are disappearing people again in broad daylight, they are everywhere If you have any national platform at all Chicago is fucking begging you, please help us

I am horny for my wife

That Pritzker press conference was... surreal, and I think marks a significant moment of escalation in the constitutional omni-crisis. This was the governor of a state saying plainly the Union itself is being torn apart and his state is being militarily invaded by an authoritarian regime.

I started playing Elder Scrolls Blades and named my town Gelderland iykyk

I have seized the means of production. These are not salon nails. I can do acrylic, gel, you name it AT HOME. I would like to patron salons but when a full set is $120 i just cannot. I would rather pay for @jjorbles.bsky.social & i to get manis & pedis & do these on my own with that bread

I started playing Elder Scrolls Blades and named my town Gelderland iykyk

Thank you to anyone who took time to be there literally figuratively or send a literal free card to wish me well. Bortolli’s Syndrome, Sponylosis, severe anemia mimicking CTEPH causing heart enlargement, not making my own blood, & digesting my own stomach & esophagus… 2 weeks of extreme stress.

@sooaaeed.bsky.social had his account suspended, presumably because of racism, please check out his GoFundMe. www.gofundme.com/f/providing-...

Here is some feedback. Stop hating sex workers and banning us bc we are smart to your bullshit. You have banned countless SWers and over what? Talking rightful shit about the head of trust and safety? What else you got? It’s deserved and bsky suspending us lets us know we are hitting a chord.

I feel like the entire genre of apocalyptic fiction is humanity's suicide note

It's kind of funny how hard it is to replicate human intelligence people are dumb as fuck

My beloved is out of danger, but she's had a terrifying near death experience from which she is still recovering, and she's very lonely at the hospital, where she's stuck all this week. Pls take a sec to send her a get well e card, it's literally FREE

Oh and space, all the space seasons are good two, SPACE NINJASAURUS

Power Rangers is always good when it's about either dinosaurs or ninjas, they should make POWER RANGERS NINJASAURUS

BREAKING WSJ: The Trump White House plans to conduct a far-reaching review of Smithsonian museum exhibitions, materials and operations ahead of America's 250th anniversary to ensure the museums align with "Trump's interpretation of American history." www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

My beloved is out of danger, but she's had a terrifying near death experience from which she is still recovering, and she's very lonely at the hospital, where she's stuck all this week. Pls take a sec to send her a get well e card, it's literally FREE

I am a new woman. I am sitting at like 7.1 hemoglobin & now Im thinking G_d doesn’t want me to have a normal blood level. I would be unstoppable. Anyone with normal blood levels making excuses i don’t want to hear it. I should have been in a coma & was vacuuming the day i collapsed.

Am SO RELIEVED @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social doesn't need heart surgery and is being released from the hospital tomorrow!! 🖤💛

they are dumping deportees into the fucking ocean shackled bodies are washing up on foreign shores

Im also facing heart surgery so I could really use a distraction. Truly.

I can afford gas or food today, not both, anyone have $20 they can send me? jjorbles on cashapp, venmo, and paypal

I can afford gas or food today, not both, anyone have $20 they can send me? jjorbles on cashapp, venmo, and paypal

So @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social is in the hospital. She's not making blood and they haven't figured out why. If anyone nearby St Louis wants to visit she could really use the company while I'm at work, just dm me for details

So @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social is in the hospital. She's not making blood and they haven't figured out why. If anyone nearby St Louis wants to visit she could really use the company while I'm at work, just dm me for details

yard buddy supplies was $50 if anyone wants to contribute

I’m not being hyperbolic here: Covid and influenza *BOTH* are capable of *REACTIVATING DORMANT CANCER CELLS* that are present in our bodies, causing rapid growth and metastasis, which is correlated w/a higher risk of death. Yeah. Covid AND flu both increase the risk of metastatic cancer & death.

sound off my legends

The fact that hyenas laugh when they're nervous or scared is the most relatable thing about them tbh

The eternal struggle, no winners, only losers

I’m leaving with a backpack bc he keeps threatening to call the cops on me still at 0/300 for shelter & food Don’t make me sleep outside, please V/ca kseniadeville

I'm not even gonna ask

I had to switch alliances on power rangers legacy wars cuz one member went by "free diddy" and when I asked that he be banned I got dog piled smdh

Partner took a rideshare to go get the car. I'm going to nap while he picks it up because Im so exhausted. After that, we go to urgent care. Anything you can give towards helping with reaching some balance or thousands in needed dental care will help collectively get to stability! linktr.ee/Wylder

I had to switch alliances on power rangers legacy wars cuz one member went by "free diddy" and when I asked that he be banned I got dog piled smdh

We always frame the robot revolution as humans making robots so smart that they can decide to wipe us out. But we should seriously consider a different framing where the robots are instead so stupid that they wipe us out.

He is just asking for it

are they reinventing serfdom?

Oh no, I think my uber driver wants to Jesus me up