Love seeing proof of how far the garden has come. Used to be bare grass, hardly any wildlife, you had to really look for it. Now, I went out for 10 mins and saw: 5 birds of various kinds, spider, 2 types of bee, hoverfly, woodlice and a queen ant! Can't believe they chose my garden ❤️💚🌱☘️

Kiddo's school: you must not miss a single day of school to come back from your holiday, very bad, she will fall behind! Every second matters! Also the school: you're gonna hate us but we just did skipping all day today!

"the R slur is coming back" not within slapping distance of me it's not

We’ve been lucky to receive high-profile support since we started our campaign, and we know visibility and vocal allyship matters. It doesn’t come much higher than Sandi Toksvig, who’s done so much for women’s equality and inclusion. Thank you 🙏 notinourname.org.uk

Every time I think of something useful I could do with the 100 Microsoft programmes on my work laptop it transpires that they've been retired recently. Are you fucking kidding me? Can't sync my Planner tasks to my Outlook calendar BUT, FUN, I can choose from a bunch of AI backgrounds 🫩

WAHHH WHO WILL TIDY IT UP Me, bloody muggins over here. Who tidies up basically everything?!

Kiddo had a playdate today at our house with her little friends and their younger siblings. Safe to say she's not going to be bothering us to have another baby any time soon.

did you hear about the horrifying thing that youre powerless to do anything about

"Do you imagine yourself as Prime Minister when you masturbate?"

Car with shiny "not all disabilities are visible" sticker constantly parked over the tactile crossing. Being part of a community doesn't necessarily make you a good advocate for others. Please look after your neighbours folks ❤️

Labour MPs calling for an orderly transition but unfortunately their government needs to be at least 18 years old with four doctors to sign off first

Having a dog is so humbling. Took her for a walk and the birds were singing, pecking in the grass, a beautiful peaceful moment together. I felt at one with my lovely pet and with our lovely neighbourhood. Then I had to pick up a huge bag of shit.

"your child isn't autistic" Also my child, watching Balamory - "they didn't do the register, you have to do the register or they might get left behind and die in a fire, it's very important, they should sit on the carpet and put their hand up." Yeah, nothing there, no routine anxiety or anything.

Was proud to vote for one trans lady who retained her seat. Thoroughly deserved.

Great news! @theabigailthorn.bsky.social’s Philosophy Tube is winner of @amnestyuk.bsky.social’s People’s Champion award. One of the few trans liberation activists who cuts through beyond the LGBTQIA+ communities.

Wish Canva wouldn't pop up that "share with contacts" bit when you're downloading on your phone. No I don't want to share my fanfiction banner with my window cleaner!

Whenever I'm struggling at work I remember Kimmy Schmidt. You can do anything for 10 seconds. For work purposes I've extended this to 5 mins and I'll be honest it works for pretty much every shitty thing you ever have to do.

This! A lot of people who can and do eat meat will also want a veggie sandwich or a slice of the veggie pizza, and they always run out early!

It's unbelieveable that this is still the state of play in 2026. Vote Green on May 7th 💚

Women should go back to traditional roles such as wise crone, feared town witch, siren who lures men to their doom…

My wife has crazy luck, doesn't matter what she's doing she'll land on her feet. Things just...work out for her. And I like to think it's the universe's way of giving back to her all the love she puts out into the world.

I love that we've been together for half of our lives. Half of my memories have my wife in. All of my adult life is with her.

My wife and I loved reading ACOTAR and learning about Rhys and Feyre's ability to speak through the bond. Mostly because SJM based it on us. She always knows exactly what I'm thinking and often predicts what I'm going to ask about or for.

My wife is probably the kindest, most generous hearted person I know. There's no such thing as too many chances, no such thing as too out of the way. Not just with people she knows, but also just random strangers. She once came home and said she had to drive a bunch of hungover teenagers home!

Happy anniversary to my gorgeous wife @jean-roddenberry.bsky.social

Sometimes we're meant to be having sex in one of the few windows parents get, and I completely forget anything other than that I want to keep kissing her.

Happy Miss Congeniality Day to all who celebrate!

At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals.

🩸 we NEED to bring back men wearing low cut v necks with chest hair

New series of interior design masters on the TV, so it's time for @jean-roddenberry.bsky.social to release her mean commentary! "gay men are working hard to disprove the stereotype that they have good taste" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 True tho

Jonathan Keir Harker Starmer 🤝 Not having enough questions about their good friend, the Prince of Darkness

Getting a lot of questions about my decision to hire a guy called Roderick The Evil Killer Clown for the role of Ambassador to Circuses

This this this

What if they dropped the whole scary clown shtick for the Joker and just made him manically really funny? Like all his goons are hanging onto his every word waiting for the next punchline, and Batman is giggling way too much to be able to fight properly.

A Government of lies and u-turns. And a failure to end rip off Britain. In May millions of people have a chance to vote for something better. Hope and a plan.

This is a really odd argument because I think at the heart of it, there is a deep misunderstanding about what writing is for. I write to communicate my thoughts and ideas, and to bring people along with me, which AI cannot do for me because it isn't me.

Wow it's weird that this keeps happening to him. First Savile at the CPS, now this. Just wild that whenever Starmer is the most senior person in any organisation, everyone refuses to tell him what's going on.

The pot isn't the only thing that looks hot.

A tsunami of anti-trans hate to be published in the UK legacy press tomorrow. All designed to put maximum pressure on the government to cave to the obscenely hateful demands of those calling for trans folk to be excluded from public life. Remember you're loved and only you define your identity.

Thought I'd cracked bedtime getting The Hobbit audiobook. 👩: let's listen to the adventure story! There's a wizard in it! 👧: a girl wizard? 👩😀🙂😬😶😶‍🌫️🫥 No 👧: then no If anyone knows any fantasy stories with girls in please let me know. Rambling endless chapters essential for bedtime!

How's everyone's Easter holidays going? My daughter just asked who the first person was because "a baby can't born itself can it?" And now my wife is explaining evolution to a 5 year old.

Hmm is this what Polanski has been saying?

Daisy Eastlake, "You said you would withdraw from the UK-Israel trade agreement, trade was worth £6.2 billion in 2025, do you accept policies like this come with an economic cost? And how would you plug gaps like that?" Zack Polanski, "I don't think we should be putting a cost on people's lives"

And why is the US military still able to use UK bases? Why is Palantir - a US spy tech company - so embedded into our vital infrastructure? And why do we have a Labour Govenrment who absolutely cower at the idea of speaking out against the criminal President?

Really quite shocking he hasn’t released a statement, but this is who they are

What has kiddo drawn on her arm today "skull and crossbones, broken hearts, no normal people allowed and a spider web...I'm a pirate" she says as she spins her flowery dress around and sings along to Trolls. Being 5 is awesome.

I mean they're the only people calling me young any more, so maybe I should take the compliment where I can.