Bears can win today with Bagent handing off for two quarters. Bench Caleb. - it’s too cold - it’s vs an all time sack man - next week is exponentially more important #Bears

He was unsuccessful in winning $1 million. But no worries, he gets free ribs for a year as a consolation prize.

@thecraftycurler.bsky.social in case you didn’t see this: www.instagram.com/p/DRfIunFEbZ...

This is the face that South Park uses when he lovingly looks up to Satan

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

Hoping the Bills win today because I want Joe Pera to feel joy. youtu.be/7sEHv-iKrYU?...

I have one dumb* birthday wish: for @anonymouseagle.bsky.social to accept my apology for mislabeling my other account as a burner, which prompted them to block it. (@praymubb.bsky.social exists not only as a #mubb feed, but also to spare my non-bball friends) *also embarrassing to become “that guy”

I strive to minimize the amount of Zuck in my life. FB ➡️ Bluesky WhatsApp ➡️ Signal IG ➡️ Pixelfed (I’ve been waiting for a new IG!)

Twelve years ago today Pitt fans look on as Marquette closes out a 74-67 overtime victory over Pittsburgh at the Petersen Events Center on January 12, 2013 #mubb

First #GoldenGlobes with GPS on the noms!

How much longer with this AI charade?

lord knows i love a year-end compilation of news bloopers www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH4a...

More like IRATE Field, amirite!? FOLKS!

@hollyanderson.bsky.social random question: how much did you charge for unblocks in the Charity Bowl?

dad jokes are just pop culture

I’ve never wanted the old Score postgame show of Doug & O’B more than I do now.

Just gave my son the “never get into a Cybertruck” talk.

@norlander.bsky.social do you know why Chaminade isn’t playing in The Maui Invitational?

ICYMI RETRO GOLD UNIFORMS FOR MARQUETTE MBB TONIGHT #cbb www.anonymouseagle.com/2024/11/26/2...

Judging my the lack of engagement, I’ve overestimated the middle of the Big East & The Substance fans Venn diagram.

With DePaul atop the Big East standings, it’s time to ask the important questions like: What cliche will Jon Rothstein create for Chris Holtmann wins?

For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

“Pump It Up” is playing in the Maui gym, which if you’ve seen “The Substance” means something different. Meanwhile, UConn looks like they’ll do anything to look like their former selves.

reset the clock. Days without White Castle: 0

Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1k/month. A year later, nearly half had housing. They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays. The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k. www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...

Everyone is posting about the glory of the Maui Invitational, but we need to bring back the Great Alaska Shootout. Sad to think that a tournament whose greatest legacy is a young Sarah Palin hooking up with Michigan legend Glen Rice has been lost to history.

her: did you spend all afternoon editing kevin james into that norman rockwell painting? me:

Like if The Fat Jew or Fuckjerry start accounts here, they should wake up the next day with six figures of blocks. Fuck anybody still doing this shit. Words are free, get some of your own.

Former Marquette teammates Oso Ighodaro and Tyler Kolek swap jerseys following their first NBA matchup against each other on November 20, 2024 #mubb

Here’s my #mubb wish / unlikely silver lining hope: The FloSports of it all drives a record number to the radio broadcast, which leads to a successful “we need to replace the awful play-by-play” movement.

Vegas acknowledges Kaaam* (now has the 2nd shortest odds) #mubb *extra As for All-American

For the first time in 3 years, Purdue lost on the road and the students didn’t rush the court. Shaka has made the #mubb student section better in many ways.

benetti is the best college sports play-by-play guy right now, raf is raf, and they play off of one another perfectly. every game they call is a joy.

Benetti/Raftery is just a beautiful broadcast pairing. Exquisite. Maybe my favorite current one.

If you told me #mubb would only have 3 Kills with 7 minutes left in the game… and still be up 8?!

No. 6 Purdue @ No. 15 Marquette right now on FS1. Two top-10 CBB programs over the past four yrs. Fitting matchup; they're distinct b/c they cut against modern trends. Shaka hasn't added a D-I transfer in years. Painter mostly still gets four-yr guys and builds on 2- and 3-stars better than anyone.

In the rafters for my first #mubb game of the season!

now with millions more here, time to bump the below gem

I believe in • Freedom of Speech • Consequences of Speech • Freedom of Religion • Freedom from Religion I also believe: • A hot dog is a sandwich

Hi friends! I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet. The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.

For the record, I was happy to see @brutus87to98.bsky.social posting his #mubb real-time takes last night. And it was encouraging to see folks like @brewcity77.bsky.social, @painttouches.bsky.social, and @anonymouseagle.bsky.social feel more comfortable. Nothing better than love in the time of CBB.

Marquette’s first road victory milkshakes of the season have been consumed. #mubb

The entire timeline right now

“What was the first major BlueSky sporting event?” “We watched an elderly Mike Tyson fight a YouTube influencer on a busted stream.”

i think the joke is HBO: Michael Buffer Showtime: Bruce Buffer Netflix: Network Buffer

I don't care who wins, I just hope they have fun and maybe share a lil' kiss

if you see Tyson's cake, then your Paul be Jake if you see ring but no Rogan, that Paul be Logan

EASIEST WIN OF THE SEASON NEVER ANY DOUBT