Find a clip of this. (The Gist has it over on Instagram.) It’s the happiest thing going. 🥹

You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

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YOU TOUCH RICHMOND YOU DEAL WITH ME PUNK. #canmnt #extremesoccermomming

KONE!! Nice one son. #canmnt

Crépeau with a great vertical there. #canmnt

we need a department of kerning

Wooo!! So happy to hit this milestone! News tomorrow! 💖

The Edmund Fitzgwrald sinking on the same day Dr Manhattan's circulatory system appeared in the kitchen cannot possibly be a coincidence

Literally watched a wee mouse push under the rubber door trim from the external hallway while Wash was snoring next to me. There was less than 1/4” clearance. 🙄 If mice and octopi teamed up no building would be impenetrable. […starts to write heist movie pitch]

What’s the point of a car alarm if you leave it going off for 1/2 hr?

Actually gonna need to move the clocks back two hours thanks.

Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball

💙 from Mom for @torontobluejays.bsky.social #gojaysgo

Brutal loss. Gutting. But a brilliant season for the Jays and an all-timer World Series. A stunner of a team. Bring it home next year.

Fucking phenomenal run for the Jays. The even got me loving baseball this season.

shit

As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night

MULLET POWER 💥! Go Addison!

If Drake is in the building, remove him now.

If the clocks roll back due to daylight savings ending during game seven of the world series that unlocks an infinite inning overflow glitch

Fucking hell.

Regroup. Clean clocks.

I hate sports.

I wonder how many people are watching the Toronto Maple Leafs currently leading the Philadelphia Flyers 4-1. Record low TV viewership for the Leafs? Blue Jays up 3-1 in a wild Game 7.

Escort Wrobleski the fuck outta there—strait to the Gardiner and the fuck out of town.

They chummed the waters. #worldseries #gojaysgo

Wow man. Schneider just got out-moustached. 😂😂😂

Well fair play. That was a lovely play by the Dodgers. Sad that we couldn’t win on Halloween. But the Day of the Dead is enticing.

Ah, the old wall wedge. Classic.

Dear neighbours. I will apologize for the yelling tomorrow. This is absolute madness.

When Mom asks you to use the dark arts during the World Series, but you’re a graphic designer. #blackmagic #gojaysgo⚾️💙 #worldseries

Friday night. In Toronto. They’re coming home. With a chance to win the World Series. This is real life. These are the Toronto Blue Jays.

Holy shit!!

TONIGHT WE SLEEP

Wild. Goodnight.

Still awake.

I just got out of bed for water. Baseball is STILL GOING? Go to penalties or something. LAWD.

FOMO Club. 👋

Hey—remember when we’d be partying ’til 3 am, then bright eyed and bushy tailed at work the next morning? Like several nights in a row? Yeah. We can barely stay up this late to watch a game now. Let alone again t̶o̶m̶o̶r̶r̶o̶w̶ tonight.

Mom has gone to bed.

This game is bringing out the best in us I haven’t had this much fun on Bluesky since we all thought he was dead

Vladimir Guerrero III is going to be brought into this game.

I was worried that the folks watching the game at SkyDome would miss transit home, but I’m guessing the subway will be running before this game ends.

It’s 2028. Snow is falling in Dodger Stadium. No one remembers what a glove is. Freddie Freeman starts tearing a baseball apart with his teeth.

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

Wash does not care for this baseball. His bedtime snack has been delayed. #lifeinthecatlane ‪#pugwashformaldehyde‬ #catsofinstagram #14thinning

I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment