“Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again”. We can relate…..

SPOILER ALERT: The very first episode of the reboot of ‘The Littlest Hobo’ involves our onboard pet area.

We will be implementing a 5% gruel surcharge.

On busy sailings, please park within 14 rack U’s of the vehicle in front.

SHIP AHOY!!! cheknews.ca/new-ferry-fo...

All team members must watch this training video without delay: m.youtube.com/shorts/qNRnl...

Attention passengers on the outer decks. The ship’s whistle is about to headline.

We’ve been doing this all wrong.

Our other submission was “Summit Cercidiphyllum japonicum Rotfuchs”

We are disappointed that the name “Summit Monkey-Puzzle” was not chosen. www.timescolonist.com/local-news/c...

We also accept letters of marque, provided they come from the king.

Great news: now, more than ever, you can travel to and from the mainland by bus instead of by ferry. cheknews.ca/bc-ferries-b...

Attention all passengers. Please have your letters of transit ready as you approach the ticket booth.

We think BC should rename BC Ferries after BC Ferrys. www.timescolonist.com/local-news/b...

We have no issue with anything that’s propeller-driven.

You get there slower when we take it slow.

Wouldn’t it be nice if we were on time, Then you wouldn’t have to wait so long.

Reminder that all vehicle drivers must have a license of some sort or other.

We don’t need no stinkin’ Badger.

Prepare to expect delays. vancouver.citynews.ca/video/2026/0...

Coincidentally, next week is Delay Week at @BCFerrys!

FINAL FOUR OF THE QUINTESSENTIAL BC FERRIES EXPERIENCE BRACKET AND WE'VE GOT BLUESKY POLLS HERE'S HOW WE GOT TO CAR ALARMS VS. LAST CAR ON IN THE SEMIFINALS

Attention passengers on the outer decks. The ship’s whistle is about to OOGA-CHAKA!!

Justin McElroy on BC Ferries: @jmcelroy.bsky.social m.youtube.com/watch?v=swR1...

On the Waters of Klemtu Sandra Harris 2024

We’ve had it with the ferrymeandering.

Today, we have a #bcferryshitsongs double-header from Tom Petty! “Breakdown” and “The Waiting”

Boarding, it is time for.

We are hiring gremlins. Several positions available. Term employment for the May long weekend only, but may be extended through summer.

The astrophage crystals canna handle much more o’ this, Cap’n!

Think I’ll pack it in and Buy a Ford F150 Tremor pickup with a 5-litre Coyote engine and an alarm the goes off every time it’s on the ferry Take it down to Mill Bay.

60% of the time, we’re on time 600% of the time.

Meanwhile, in the Chief Steward’s office…

DELAZE, DELAZE. DELAZE!

Today’s cafeteria special is assorted munchies, available late afternoon.

Sometimes a crossing is just a crossing.

We need a bridge to Denman! cheknews.ca/bc-ferries-s...

Maintenance good. vancouversun.com/news/bc-ferr...

Dessert is a peach mint surprise

Tonight’s cafeteria special is tacos. And, enjoy the outer decks.

Passengers on the outer decks may wish to move to the inner decks this afternoon and evening.

All vessels are back in service until the next long weekend.

Howe Sound, British Columbia Walter J. Phillips 1935

Jervis Inlet Mildred Valley Thornton n.d.

Praise be to Neptune (or Poseidon, if you’d rather).

You shall not pass.

The good news: there are two onboard Easter egg hunts this year! The bad news: they are aboard the Queen of Surrey and the Spirit of Vancouver Island.

The crew has successfully performed the trans-island injection burn, and the ferry is now free of the mainland’s influence.

Happy Long Weekend. Expect delays.

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