The perfect Valentine’s gift: assorted chocolate-dipped clams!

Plodding to the ports and costs for transportation…

We do need some stinkin’ bridges.

To unpathed waters, undreamed shores…

Coincidentally, we’ll be widening the MV Klitsa. www.timescolonist.com/local-news/p...

Reminder to all our fellow boaters that it is illegal to dump Fraser Institute statistics into open water within three miles of shore.

Your attention please. Would the driver of the Crawler-Transporter please return to your vehicle.

In space, no one can hear your car alarm.

We have successfully fueled up our vessels with the cryogenic liquid ferry propellant.

The latest Twitter poll indicates 82% of our passengers are very pleased with our fare prices and service levels.

Who wants to join the Bored of BCFerrys?

AHOY THERE! "Who exactly is accountable for B.C. Ferries? There’s plenty of data and stats in the B.C. Ferries CEO’s recent commentary. What’s missing is humility." SUGGEST GIVING: @bcferrys A SHOT LINKY FROM THE TIMES COLONIST OPTION SECTION: www.timescolonist.co...

We provide relief from gephyrophobia.

All sailings are doubleplusgoodundelayed.

On busy sailings, please pull up within one @WestJet economy seat of the vehicle in front.

We apologize for the typographical error in our recent posting for a deck-hand job.

Rough seas ahead. Expect delays.

The art of docking ferrys.

Welcome aboard, nuts. nanaimobulletin.com/2026/01/13/t...

AHOY THERE!

Overhaul, overhaul! Let your gibsheets fall, And you'll put your boats to sea, brave boys And you'll put your boats to sea.

We would accept the Blue Riband from the SS United States, if offered to us.

Reminder that ferry reservations are not transferable either.

To avoid high traffic volumes, consider taking your summer vacation trips during winter.

Today’s view from the outer decks is brought to you by Toni Onley.

Kitkatla Winter Roy Henry Vickers ~ Haida, Heiltsuk, Tsimshian 1993

Stylin’!!

He’s the devil, I say. The reason why you don’t see his tail, is because he tucks it up out of sight; he carries it coiled away in his pocket, I guess.

More ferry-building news: todayinbc.com/2026/01/05/c...

Attention passengers on the outer decks. The ships whistle is about to play some calypso! ♫ Matilda Matilda Matilda She take me money And run Venezuela ♫

Your attention please. Passengers are advised to listen to the safety announcements cuz shit’s happening.

Beware the tides of January. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

New year, new delays.

What do ye do when ye see a whale, men?

Santa Arrives, Galiano Island Molly Lamb Bobak n.d.

Reminder that reindeer are considered livestock for the purpose of ferrys transportation. www.bcferries.com/travel-board...

#currentconditions: 6.02×10^23 sailing waits.

We have approved a plan to begin construction on two brand-new ‘Hahn’-class ferrys.

HIGH WINDS ON STRAIT – CONTINENT CUT OFF www.timescolonist.com/local-news/t...

We have regained control of the starboard passengers.

Captains come and captains go…..

So many crossings, so little time.

All sailings cancelled due to iOS 26 update.

Wet, drenched through, and shivering cold, despairing of ship or boat, we lifted up our eyes as the dawn came on.

The strait is lovely, dark and deep, But I have schedules to keep, And kilometers to go before I sleep. And kilometers to go before I - BEEP BEEP BEEP! Would the owner of a black BMW please return to the lower vehicle deck and disable your car alarm.

Whose dock this is I think I know, His house is on the mainland though

We are pleased to accept the FIFA Punctuality Prize.

Attention passengers on the outer decks. The ship’s whistle shall sound. m.youtube.com/watch?v=E9tA...

We are short-listed! nelsonstar.com/2025/12/04/b...

Service notice. We’re not going anywhere. [EDIT: Yes we are.]