Let your investors be your jesters at the rugpull of success

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

AGDQ 2027 will be in Atlanta, which is where my brother and a bunch of my college friends live, and it'd be the perfect excuse to fly over and spend Christmas with my parents in Baltimore and then chill in the ATL, and I'd put it on the books now but who knows what US travel will be like in a year?

I deleted my Twitter accounts. I should have done it months ago, but I was holding out hope that someone else would wrest control of the site, clean house, and restore it to what it was. It's clear that's never going to happen.

There is the age old discussion of which Sonic game is the best. Only true Sonic fans know that all Sonic games suck except for the Sonic games that feature the character Sonic The Hedgehog. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Wow, I haven't been paying attention at all, what dark sorcery has me pulling for Ole Miss?

Spent lunch reading longform articles I'd bookmarked instead of doomscrolling. Might try to do that more often

CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…

important message to all bluesky users

Flashback to when my friend and I wrote tweets that perfectly synced up

My desk spider has a buddy! Can anybody tell me if I need to separate these two before I have a huge horror movie situation on my hands?

"Autistic people are bottom up thinkers" I've seen a lot of people saying this recently, and I think what this actually means is getting lost in translation. Mainly because most explanations say something like "autistic people need all the details about something before they can understand it."

I didn't need anything for my birthday, but somehow I got gastroenteritis. 🤢 Middle age sucks, 0/10, do not recommend

I think it's time to sew a Canadian flag on my backpack when I'm travelling

Officially older today. 🎂 Usually I'll stream an Ocarina of Time Triforce Hunt using my age, but my god I simply do not have the time. We'd be here for hours.

I spent the past 3 nights sleeping in a tent, drinking 'til late, eating big meals and swimming in a quarry lake. Today my body has reminded me that I'm middle aged and out of shape and maybe I should scale it back a bit. Worth it. Good times with good friends setting the tone for the new year!

Happy 2026 from Australia! So far 2026 is full of soju and Rock Band 🍓🎸

I can see no untruths here.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

I need to wean myself off Evernote for storage of tidbits of information (recipes, interesting things from the web, maintenance logs). Anybody have any suggestions? I'm trying to free up the annual cost to put toward something else.

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

if valve teamed up with kojima productions they would be making hideo gabes

still my favorite christmas post

This is the news every day for the past 6 years

it took me a minute to put together that she’s being homophobic, not making a genuinely helpful suggestion about birth control

Homemade some pasta with my family this weekend. Sister told me she needed me to beat a bunch of eggs. I said "That'll be easy. I spent the whole 2010s playing competitive Yugioh."

I might suspend my Death Stranding playthrough until the new year, once again when I can give it the attention it deserves. Though I'm dying to know why it's censoring my 5-character name. Is there something about "x3" I need to know about?

"It’s a Wonderful Life is, in part, the story of someone becoming, kicking and screaming, against all intentions and desires, a big man. Mary sees the big man in George from the first, because she is a big woman."

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it

Just received in the mail the dumbest thing I've ever spent money on. It's for a white elephant exchange next week. Stay tuned!

I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years

Only a few days left to give to my winter fundraiser for our local animal shelter. We're getting closer to $7,000 - can you help us get there? Thank you!! 🎁 givebutter.com/n5l31M

Too much sunshine and sugar and I'm down for a nap. The rest of my to-do list can wait til after dinner

Ok look, the first time I hovered over the shower and Sam turned directly to the camera and winked, I blushed. I admit it.

I think it's important that we as a society stop obsessing over who was at Epstein's dinners, I write bravely, in a column where I do not mention I was at one of Epstein's dinners

Miss Lucy, my parents' last cat, passed away today. Dad says it's the first time the house has been cat-free in 48 years.

There's a timeline where this email I just got from Indeed is the most exciting thing happening to me in a long time. But we're not on that timeline anymore. There's a twinge of nostalgia but I'm much, much better off with the life I have now.

Tried to renew a prescription and they said it was too early to do so, that I probably had another month's worth in a box somewhere. Tore my living space apart looking for it. Finally looked in my journal: the last was filled 31 Oct. There is no second box. Well at least my drawers are clean I guess

'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'

Hear me out: a Katamari game where the levels are based on other video games. You could roll up nurses in Silent Hill, demolish a frontier town in Red Dead Redemption, make a ball of Baldur’s Gate etc

And they say print is dead