Structure fire that’s a bit scary and close, but the LAFD is on the case and several engines are here. Just heard that there are pets needing oxygen. 🫤

TEOOOOO

Sounds like @stephennelson.bsky.social is on the Muncy Train to get him back to the ASG. Hell yeah! BUT the Dodgers have never won a Gold Glove at third base so once the midsummer classic is over, let’s start chugging that way, too, eh?

These late innings stunt queens gonna be the death of me.

WILL KLEIN YOU ABSOLUTE BRICKHOUSE

ANNNDEEEEEE PPPAAAGES

I AM STRESS

They put him in the same number and locker as Conforto. I think Heyward had the same number/locker combo for us, too. I’m not saying the word cursed but maybe we just stop doing that.

Ford commercials are about one degree away from outright nationalist language. Hard to hear the copy over all of the dogwhistles.

The radio boys have officially lost it, 🤣

Nelly struggling poor guy.

FREDWARD FRUCKIN FREEMAN

Yoshinobu Gold Glove WHEN???

I’m just gonna start browsing by putting in thingiwant dot com and going to from there I guess. On a related note, DiscountHam.com is not what I hoped it be but still pretty cool, I guess.

Ah well. The bats will wake up or they won’t. Early season losses can light a fire. They better come better tomorrow.

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“Don’t get your cousins drunk or high while they’re out there!” Everyone thinks I have more money than I do. Sheesh.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK 🐮🔑🎰

Good god Ohtani.

ANDY FUGGIN PAGES

This was VERY good, and the panel discussions were even better. We’re going to be offering a tour about Japanese Baseball History at the stadium soon and this was excellent to hear. If you’re not following the Manzanar Baseball Project on Insta, you should be! www.instagram.com/manzanar_bas...

Everyone on the public bus/train should get to open-palm smack the following: 1. People who wear strong perfume 2. People who blast music/talk on speaker phone 3. Farters

Today!

Well, that’s stupid.

Tomorrow! I have it on good authority there will be snacks afterwards.

We had some folks on the tour today who also toured Angel Stadium and they said they talked a lot of crap about the Dodgers. We were even in the elevator when they said it. 👩‍🍳💋

Teo, thank goodness.

Co-signed

With apologies to @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social… The Gleaners by Jean-Francois Millet

I have a new, very silly toy.

The Dodgers are playing the Angels so like….more like cousins who have a strained relationship because one is dating the other’s ex and it’s clear that they are happier and healthier now.

There are so many ways to get to Dodger Stadium from downtown and Lyft always chooses the stupidest one.

Hhuuunnnnnmmmgggghhh

So satisfying when Willy Adames is the last out. 😌 That’s for pulling Muncy off the bag six seasons ago.

Mkay Scotty.

Yiiikes.

💫💙💫💙💫💙💫

Landon Roupp is actually a pretty solid Star Wars name.

DILLIAM LEADOFF BOMB!

Are there other cities in the world that have a “hot” 73° and a “cold” 73° (or variation thereupon)? Because today’s 73° feels a lot hotter than yesterday’s and even more hot than Tuesday’s.

Baseball and service dogs are a great combo! Here’s one of the Guide Dogs of America pups in training in the Vin Scully Press Box at Dodger Stadium earlier this year! Love a sweet pup in the park!

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Look, I’m gonna level with you. Today, I got a button loose from the centerfield escalators that rip the pocket button off of people who brush against the sides at the wrong time. This is only the third one I’ve managed to dislodge in 4 years. I knew it was gonna be a good night.

HITNIT RANDY

Got it exactly right tonight. ✌🏻

Freddie hasn’t won a GG with the Dodgers….yet.

I just got here and Fredward stole a base???? Mookie homered??!!!! 🥹🥹🥹

Ungh