Block. Don't engage. Don't engage. Block.

"My driver's license is actually a Very Special Boy pass for everything car-related."

Donald Trump liked Jim Crow and wants it back.

Kid whose every need has been met his entire life but has no real world experience outside of his sheltered existence: "Your politics are wrong and bad for America."

Idk how one can possibly take her residency seriously. She's claiming she's still living in her park district. If the council race requires residency in another place the next day, how is she possibly established in the new place in time? Simple declaration? Flip a switch?

suitor questions wall, asking where he lives. says he has a couple residents but his primary residence is in wayzata HE JUST CAUCUSED IN WARD 2

Is it white supremacy yet?

America is the most carceral country in the world and we're not even putting shitheads like these ICE agents in prison. Most people get fired for doing their jobs this poorly, but they're doing it under the color of law and claim to be enforcing laws! It's all the worst boxes being ticked.

I love it when services are extremely fucking useful.

taking tylenol PM so i am only autistic at night

If you can look at all of 20th Century America and say "Yeah, get rid of all of that," you are in fact anti-American.

Big, big news, everybody!

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

I was accepting Peggy Flannagan's emails until she got Al Franken to email me. Sorry, bye. I'll still vote for her over some other choices, but you don't need him.

Reading the story about the Turning point rally at Northrop yesterday was just normal acknowledgement of MN Christian sadists until I saw that 20-year-old man wearing a repeal women's right to vote t-shirt. Mothers, do you know what your children are doing?

Maybe it will happen today.

Good luck tomorrow, gang!

Incredible animation. No notes. [from Reddit]

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

If you're here and claim to be antifascist, but you still use r****d/ed as your go-to insult, you gotta pull it together. You are not with us yet. I don't trust you won't make a hard right turn the second someone pushes back against using that kind of language.

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Fuck this entire photo.

The 6 king-wanters looked at the entire history of 20th Century America and said "No, that sucked." They want to Repeal the 20th Century™.

I don't know if John Roberts is a white supremacist but he surely wants a King of America who is. He would to adjudicate himself out of his own formerly prestigious position to get it.

I'm looking at Rise's website and these weed prices are... uhhh... not great.

One of my college friends died not long after we graduated. He seemed to be going through a born-again process when it happened, and I'm honestly still salty how little they talked about him in lieu of how great god and heaven are at his own funeral. Thinking about it for no reason at all today...

What are the names of the U.S. Navy officers carrying out these orders to serially bomb civilian boats that pose no threat to their own vessels, killing everyone aboard? Surely they’ll want to take personal credit for this honorable service and perhaps wear a little campaign medal on their chest.

Pretty good sun-on-clouds last night.

Hijacking the Back button on your website to show more ads is a felony life sentence. Straight to jail forever.

19 murders that Donald Trump will never be held accountable for because the Supreme Court said "When the President does it, it's not illegal," with absolutely no restrictions on what "it" is. Pack the Supreme Court, prosecute Donald Trump and his entire Administration.

I'm told the current administration will not stand for this and the Trump EPA is drawing up plans to *order* Chicago industry to submit their best pollution plans within the week.

I have opinions about the people involved jumping from high places.

I disagree with your premise that signing up for your podcast Patreon to get rid of ads then leaves you space to include "Please sign up for our Patreon" before, during, and after each episode. Ads are ads, and I'm literally already buying what you're trying to sell me.

I know AI assistants are useful because they're using big-tittied robots to get me to use them.

Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way. by Ezra Klein

This is going to end up being like Trump's military parade on his birthday, isn't it?

the most important thing the starbucks union can work for is negotiating a clause that says when someone says their name is "put christ back in christmas" or "for charlie kirk" the barista can ask for ID or even reply "just tell me your fucking name"

He's such a fucking loser baby! How is he the cult leader!? He fucking sucks in such obvious ways! He's the nerd everyone hates!

It's murder every time they do it, folks.

I hate commercialism because I feel like I have a pretty good sense of who I am and the sole purpose of advertisements is to tell me I'm wrong and I should be more insecure and change.

If I were forced to buy a refrigerator that wanted to show me ads I would simply not connect my fridge to the internet.

The President is a murderer and the Supreme Court already ruled that it's OK and nothing can be done about it.

I actually wish a lot of people who are alive right now were dead, instead.

/3 Previously it has been the Right that more reliably asserted that “hate speech” was not a First Amendment exception. But the Right’s pretense to caring about actual freedom of speech has been revealed to be sheer bunk.

I was just watching an MLB highlight on YouTube and there were more ads than network TV. It was 2 unskippable ads every 1:30 on a 9-minute video. I stopped watching at the 3rd ad break. RIP ublock origin.

Everyone who spent the last few years amplifying clear right wing bullshit on “cancel culture” (NY Times, The Atlantic) owns a portion of the free speech crackdown now underway

our major media institutions are so fucking terrible and broken now it almost feels like satire such an absolute embarrassment please do not give these companies your money

Well I'm sure feeling confident about the US economy