Is this why we call it cum?

Except, of course, it’s *not* all he can say. Cassidy could concede publicly that confirming Kennedy was a tragic mistake. He could call for RFK Jr's resignation. He could schedule hearings, haul the secretary to Capitol Hill, and demand the CDC’s public resources reflect the scientific cannon.

I feel like we need a strong push to humiliate conservatives that they can get rolled this easily. "My patriotism is based on foreign lies."

Journalists know they could absolutely flip the script if they wanted to. Get a quick sizzle reel put together and then ask every Republican guest "Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist? Is he senile?" It would quickly turn basically everyone against them no matter how much floundering.

"Being fascist in America is going to have a negative impact on my party?! How!?"

Once again, people: You gotta use the fucking alt text. For me it's so my mute list still works. Describe the Twitter screenshot you are trying to show me and who wrote it so that my mute list deletes it. Don't make me look at this fucking bullshit just because it's a screenshot. Fuck!

Sure seems like this is a new trend from a lot of journalists, and we should jettison that trend into the sun.

Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Salad sucks and we eat it under protest, this isn’t complicated

Would love to see a massive boycott that is directly compared to the Olympics boycotts.

The DFL has a "leadership facing criminal charges for killing someone with their car" problem.

We are one of the largest social media sites in the world. Many businesses only use our site for public engagement instead of making their own website. But you better fucking not try to look at those pages without being signed in, you motherfuckers. This is somehow good for us. Cheers, Facebook

Israeli ceasefires and Universal Basic Income pilots are always tests. One can never be said to be broken, and the other can never be said to work.

She's so fucking close, but she lands on "I'm fighting for Israel no matter what. It's really hard to do that with the video of their carnage. I can't convince young people to adopt my 'Israel no matter what' stance."

Tyranny

To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?

I love when a company adds a little AI tool with a little feedback button and I get to tell them it's fucking stupid.

If you're ever having a bad day, might I recommend watching videos of people loving John Cena, the best guy in the world?

Just as I suspected, I can unfollow Mamdani after the election and still get plenty of Mamdani content.

Why the fuck are @waymo.bsky.social human drivers parking in the fucking bike lane on Day 1?

Republicans imagining the world if they weren't the most paranoid people in the world.

The Fibonacci Sequence is very close to the kilometer-mile conversion. So 3mi ≈ 5km, 5mi ≈ 8km, 8mi ≈ 13km, 13mi ≈ 21km, etc

I've been having some pretty miserable fucking health problems this year. Today seems especially bad. And yet the thing I'm pissed off at is the federal government telling me to dress up if I'm going to get on a fucking plane. Why don't you act like a normal fucking human being instead?

If y'all are gonna keep bringing Twitter over here in screenshots, you gotta use alt text so my mutes work.

A very normal thing said by a very normal presidents that is never reported on by very normal journalists in a very normal never-ending news cycle.

People hate your shitty fucking plans, assholes! People hate *YOU*! Unfortunately that seems to have little sway on public officials anymore.

Hoarding is a mental illness and money hoarding should be included in that.

Fuck RFK and his brain worm. Fuck all these MAHA fucks.

Mandatory, enforced mental healthcare for all.

I don't understand why my strategy of launching people into the sun isn't being adopted.

I am fucking furious at the *existence* of impostor syndrome.

I totally believe lots of men find 16- and 17-year-olds attractive because they keep saying it out loud. Society isn't telling these men to not be attracted to them. Society is telling them to stop acting on it and shut the fuck up about it because that's what society already landed on.

Still waiting for the day Google stops insulting me by asking if I'd like to unsubscribe rather than marking spam, because it implies I ever signed up in the first place. No, I'm marking spam because I'm being cold-called for direct monetary giving. It's spam.

I'm just a simple country nobody, but that sounds like fraud and theft by fraud to me.

The Epstein files could be released today if Democrats would agree to remove all mentions of Donald Trump and create mentions of James Clapper and Adam Schiff. The fact that they won’t shows how unserious they are. by Marc Thiessen

I don’t like that the government is a protection racket for rapists.

The Supreme Court allowing racial profiling for these jack-booted assholes is one of the greatest betrayals of the Constitution by people who took an oath to uphold it in the history of the country.

Everybody here giving out the year of their birth like it’s not 50% of the info needed to provide a robot over the phone to verify their identity.

Bill of attainder to seize the Trump family's wealth to rebuild the White House exactly as it was before he destroyed it.

Techbro fuckos tell us they are revolutionizing the world with their technology. Meanwhile speech to text on my phone is guessing wrong like it needs to use autocorrect half the time, and randomly capitalizing words that make no sense the other half of the time.

End mass incarceration. Empty the prisons so that there's space for everyone in the current administration.

The Washington Post must no longer be considered a legitimate news outlet in any sense. It is the play-thing of a billionaire with an ax to grind.

Thinking about how Summers and Epstein both frequently manipulated the media into giving or withholding coverage when they wanted and how the same media mysteriously decided to wage a scorched earth jihad against Harvard's President Claudine Gay. It's a strange coincidence to ponder!

Just a reminder that major news institutions still treat this sack of trash like a reasonable thinker. If you're using those new sources, that's the philosophy you're being fed.

"I love waffles!" "Oh, so you hate pancakes?" "No. I love woodchippers!"

These fucking trash heaps of human beings still can't comprehend that their moral deficiencies do not apply to everyone in the fucking world. They think that everyone must be a pedophile if they are pedophiles. Normal people would rather cut off their dick and balls before they admitted this shit.

thing about autism is if you work really hard for many years, you can learn through trial-and-error how to navigate social situations and interpersonal connections SO effectively that people don't really believe you're autistic anymore and resent you for not being perfect at nonverbal communication