Hi! Are you someone with CRM/digital-engagement experience working with nonprofits and justice-focused orgs? Looking for a PT/contract person with tech experience in designing and supporting CRM continuous build out and engagement strategies. More tech strategy than specific comms.

My level of incompetence knows no bounds. I attempted to install floating shelves this weekend and drilled the holes too large. So then I had to redo them, but they weren’t level though the app said they were. So I had to start over again, but this time the drywall crumbled into gaping holes.

I know we are pre-grieving the world’s future, but perhaps one thing we could look forward to is a time we never have to hear or see the words “I love working with brands” ever again.

I came downstairs dressed as the Easter Bunny and my partner’s 13-year-old didn’t even flinch. “I knew it…” they said. My level of ridiculousness never surprises them anymore. But I like to think it has worn off on them! 🤪

Biddy would watch her “shows” every night if she could.

Has anyone had “dysgeusia”? It is the wildest thing! I just tasted a sip of a wine I normally love. I haven’t drank any wine for maybe a month or so? And I am on gabopentin for a nerve compression and I took a sip and almost screamed. It was like I was drinking sea water mixed with my own blood.

I hope this is driving home to folks that anti-DEI/anti-woke are functioning mostly as a way to make racism more palatable by framing it as a kind of defensive reaction to an imagined unfairness.

I just heard in my alley what sounded like at least three coyotes in some sort of weird up-and-down “hahaoohahaoo” synchronized chanting. My dogs went crazy and it stopped and sadly I couldn’t record it in time! But it was loud. And right there! Anyone else in Powderhorn hear this?!

The same day Renee Good was murdered, Bovino and his thugs showed up at a neighborhood high school during dismissal, and violently arrested a staff member on school property. I’m so glad Quentin is ready to tell his story.

I am the biggest Minnesota springer. By that I mean that for the 25 years I have lived here, I count the days till May Day, lilacs, peonies…I live for it. Literally. It is my core. But this year I am suddenly like, daaaaamn….why’s it still light out?

At doctor, and receptionist is convinced I was here this morning. R1: “Are you sure I didn’t see you earlier?” R2: “I think she would know, Kelly.” Me: “I promise it wasn’t me! Unless it was… and I was having an out of body experience! Or maybe I am dead. And it was my ghost!” Them: 😐😐😐

Remember the crowd-sourced burrito map we did last year? As we deal with the new reality of Metro Surge & the ongoing damage, I’m putting together a new map. An immigrant-owned restaurant guide to help support our neighbors. Here’s a form to submit recommendations! forms.gle/f8mQEjk8daNJ...

Free sign ideas for No Kings today. Pick one or pick ‘em all! 🪧 1. NOEM ORK INGS 2. Bondi? We Don’t Respondi! 3. Hegseth? Heg no! 4. Leavitt? To Beaver? TO LOONS! #OnlyInMN 5. MINNESOTANS LOON-ITED AGAINST TRUMP 6. AmeriCAN I KICK IT (Out of the White House?) (Yes, You Can, Sir. Cancer.)

“Why can’t you sleep?” “I don’t know…I was just thinking about how much I hate Jerry Seinfeld.”

Hopefully the third time's the charm

In a new court filing as part of an ongoing lawsuit against ICE actions in Minnesota, DHS says nearly 500 officers remain in the Twin Cities metro.

What is a pre-2020 TV series that is not sci-fi or fantasy or overly violent or depressing with smart writing and interesting characters? Something bingeable and worthy I missed bc I didn’t have a TV for 13 years until COVID forced me to. I already watched Shameless and House. (And other things)

you are such an unserious paper to not even mention folk campaigning to republicans while seeking the DFL endorsement

“March 23, 2026. The DNC, once considered a ‘political party’ in an increasingly antiquated and disastrous two-party system of governance, sent out a text that many believed signaled the end of the party—and the end of US democracy.” —Wikipedia, some day.

Happy “Annual First 70-Degree Day of the Season with Dog and Bedhead and Sun on My Face While Sitting on Deck Filled with Six Months or Detritus Picture” to all who celebrate.

It doesn't matter the party those in power are generally afraid of the "riff raff" that may eventually push them out of power. This is another way to control dissent, maintain power, and suppress Americans.

The NYT: Hey AI, write me a sentence for a six-year-old about the role of the US in the Middle East, but make sure it is “patriotic.” “As a superpower with global responsibilities, the United States cares deeply about global energy supplies and the safety of its Persian Gulf allies.”

How will the OBBBA will financially impact students and institutions in Minnesota? Register now to for our higher-ed webinar on Tuesday, March 24, to learn more about the impact and what we can do to ensure higher-ed access & equity for POCI leaners. www.mneep.org/events/march...

Is this…AI? Is Jacob AI? It makes sense. The first AI mayor developed by…developers. “Folks, meet Jacob FrAI. He’s a bootlicking, real-estate-investor-loving, guileless, self-aggrandizing, overly tailored, shameless mother fucker. And he’s about to be mayor or Minneapolis.”

I can’t stop thinking about this sign. Is it a directive from hospital execs? Like they’re really putting their foot down and will write up any nurse they see using those blankets to warm up! Or was it from some passive-aggressive nurse? Like they’re DONE Kyle grabbing one for his chair?

Finally at ER. No acute fracture. Whoo! But waiting on an ultrasound. This is the same leg I broke when I was 15 and in a cast for 9 months. Bc of that, I was both worried and avoidant about going in. My friends in college called dealing with it later “Priesmeyering It.”

BREAKING: The sun came out this morning. But it will get dark later today.

People who know about bones and such: Last Sunday the puppy ran into my shin at full speed. It hurt like hell. But I was able to walk on it. But this weekend it got worse. It is super swollen and black and blue and I cannot walk on it. Should I just wait in out? Or go in?

lot to unpack in this. But I do love Matt Stoler’s analysis of this and the contextualization of Obama-era policy and neoliberal “abundance” people. MOAR LANDLORDS! @mattstoller.skystack.xyz open.substack.com/pub/mattstol...

I just adjusted the text size on my phone to Perimenopause 16. It’s like I was a mole trying to make out the man on the moon!

“I only wish my words could just convince myself that it just isn’t real (cold) but that’s not the way it feels” He’s talking about windchill

That's just the waaayy the wind blows...

Multiple times a week, when opening my AccuWeather app, I sing the word “Accuweather” to the tune of “Operator” by Jim Croce. Every. Single. Time.

Even though I feel like I am aging 7x faster than last year and have all the grief that comes with that, I also get to feel every hopeful glimpse of spring like I am once again experiencing it for the first time every time in a way that makes me a perpetually curious and in love 15-year-old.

Minneapolis yard and street signs are the best signs of spring.

making my earworm everyone else's problem at the salon 🎵

Are you fucking kidding me? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? This got covered up for SEVEN YEARS?

happy international women's day: these are all the armed conflicts happening in the world. none of the women any country is *safe* but these women have the least amount of safety of us all.

we have raised $2490/$3k so far! 💕💕💕 we are making amazing progress on this! thank you all so much! donate $25+ and i’ll send thank you mail! we have $510 to go ❤️‍🔥 we're in the home stretch! V/PP allisonannecollage

Are you dating a Mark? Then these posts are for you.

greetings! we are the united states of america. our key exports are rc planes that bomb hospitals and lake-drinking robots that tell people to kill themselves

Worried about getting crushed in the mid-terms

I don’t care about fancy jerk chefs opening new restaurants. Baba’s Hummus House and the Himalayan Restaurant are two of this city’s best restaurant gems. They set the bar. Such beautiful and perfect expressions of culture, family, and love we are all so lucky to experience. Right here in Mpls!

I’m in my sleeve season. Meaning the season I accidentally eat a whole sleeve of thin mint Girl Scout cookies in one night.

I bought a new computer at the end of Dec with a “refund” from my $18k furnace that I took out a loan for, and it is still sealed in the box because: 1. I’m afraid I will need the $ 2. I want a full dedicated day to set it up perfectly—like I’m a shiny new factory robot with no outdated parts.

"It's the thuggish ruggish booooooone." Every day I have a tune that are can't stop singing in my head or randomly out loud—like a verbal tic—and sometimes one embeds in me for days, like this lyrical parasite that refuses to leave me. I am singing right now. And right now. And right now.

Me: The helicopters. The drones. I think they’re taunting me. Concerned Therapist: …What do you mean?….Where do you see these…helicopters?… Why would they be… targeting you? Me: Well… because I have a tarp on my roof that says F*ck MPD and the Surveillance State? Concerned Therapist: 👀😵‍💫

Daniel Suitor is live-skeeting or ICE-skating, whatever we call this coverage of Federal Judge Jeffrey Brian’s contempt of court hearing, and we’re all gonna wanna follow.

ok carrie bradshaw

Better headline: Jacob finally goes home