Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

Drip and Slop all over your best pants in this Sludge-tastic new title! Goop from a Bucket is now available on the Nintendo Switch 1 and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

genuinely how is every single person on the planet NOT revolted and moved to action by current affairs. i feel like i'm the only sane person within a 100 mile radius

In Super Smash Bros. Melee, Mewtwo's down special can interfere with other fighters' up specials by sending them flying if executed with precise timing. The effect is particularly pronounced with Luigi, who will be launched at an immense speed and remain airborne for 8 seconds.

GUY EXPERIENCING A SERIES OF UNENDING LOSSES: Oh well. Can't win 'em all.

zelda legendof, robin onepiece, and tia deeznuts. the gangs all here

YENA - Catch Catch (feat. Northernlion)

she magic on my missile 'til i cast 🧝 www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aiI...

I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around him

Thinking about low res pikachu.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

posting here feels like when i had 12 twitter followers i love it. the day this account gets any attention is the day i end my life

yet another day of the internet assuming im american

sonic if he was muslim: gotta go fast

what the

i haven't slept and forgot it was pokemon day

Wire mommy seems colder than usual. Wonder what I did to disappoint her.

just spent the last 30 minutes deleting years of tiktok comments i don't remember making. im not conspiracy-posting, i think i have neurological problems

if you tell an anime fan that dandadan is explicitly a story about violence against women they'll kill you, but you'd be correct

japan obsessed son or ireland obsessed daughter? you can't kill yourself

people being intellectually dishonest as an excuse to boast their ableism isn't a new phenomenon but it's very unnerving to see to such an extent

🎵 You see, I’ve been through the desert on a

just fucked up making food so bad ive decided to call it a day. going to bed at 7pm pissed off and hungry as hell

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

Caught myself thinking "I gotta talk to someone about this...someone cool..." and realized I invented the concept of having a friend

I’ve found it, I’ve found the worst take

this ai chatbot ad i keep getting on tumblr.. eeeyuck !!

regarding the recent news

Reporter: Do aliens exist? Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

after 250 episodes i thought you'd just be stupid to not see one piece as political, but now i'm 500 episodes deep and i actually think you're a lesser person if you don't see the politics here

i have never seen this motherfucker in my entire life. we just met today

i love writing scripts but unfortunately i hate reading them

this awesome fucking picture

what are some beginner-friendly opinions for someone just getting into thinking

every time i watch a youutbe video i go, "what the heck?"

an anime listing a character's age as 17.8 is somehow more pedophilic

a mothers ability to dogwhistle fatphobia must be studied

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

The Epstein files are a psyop meant to distract us from that fact that Epstein was a pedophile

Uggghh I hate when my stupid dog’s rage meter fills up and he starts hitting me with a giant bone until I hear the toll of 3 bells

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars