it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

Did I ever post this here

i've started watching korean news every morning to learn korean but i don't understand it because i don't speak korean

One of these days I’m gonna run into quicksand and know EXACTLY what to do about it.

ruins of a long gone by era

not looking forward to the liberal shift from abolish ice to defund ice to regulate ice until it's inevitably "well how would we manage without ice?"

locked in? bro i’m tucked in

my nose bled all night

Which one is the right one?

found a full joint in my coat pocket and now i believe in god

Mommy covered her face with her hands and now she’s lost media 💔

caught myself thinking 'i would pay so much money for something to eat rn'. like yeah. that's how it works

watching anime when you hate the miscommunication trope is like shooting yourself in the face one billion times

liar liar sex on fire

why'd they call it the breakfast club if they only had lunch in it? are they stupid?

i'm unc (25) now

r2d2 whistling aggressively as it spins around and shows off its enormous new breast implants

happy anniversary of me inexplicably standing on my tiptoes to kiss my partner, who is shorter than me #lovewins

hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar

20267

my last video EVER (of 2025) can i get some Ws in chat youtu.be/9T2hWg6Cu_8

something very humbling about a post-2026 bluesky return. like.. heeeyyyy guys :) guess i should've left that other website sooner huh.. haha......

So we just accept this then? This is a legitimate use of technology going forward? This vile individual's account is just prompt after prompt asking Al to alter real-life images of women. The law needs to catch up with technology now - because we can't trust these tech companies to police themselves

old lady in a witch hat came up to me and cursed me for a thousand moons. is it over for me be honest

i need to get sexier immediately

erm so 😅 that just happened ☝️

my mother just sold me to jar jar binks

extremely important video ❗️

Silent Hill 2 is a Legend of Zelda game.

Me: She Wow on my Platinum til I Meagalopolis *post* The people at the park: AHHHH! LOOK OUT!!!! SOMEONE IS DRIVING THEIR CAR THROUGH THE PARK!!!!

hawks' too amazing, but i'm split on the thing

kicked out of church for asking a simple question, so much for freedom of preach

Autism speaks while it receives head and kills the vibe

had sex with a short gamer tgirl, got some micro trans action

what's everyone's favourite film? gonna do a movie marathon rn and need some recs

i think the eiffel tower just fell down omg. no source or anything just a feeling I had

secrets of professional chefs: always follow the fruit flies in the grocery store, they'll always lead you to the fruit

recording in a church and a cemetery this weekend— i'm facing a lot of fears at once 🏂

it's a doggy dog world out there

time for my iconic midnight cheesy pesto pasta ☝️

just took this #photograph let me know what y'all think :)

Eating a hot dog at the cemetery. The dead would want this.

(gets a trick without a treat) do you hate me :(

sorry boys, it's called all hallows' eve not all hallows' steve

i'm sorry guys i lied to you all. i'm not bouncing on it. i don't even know what 'it' is.

misinformation? boring. disinformation? stale. we need a new and exciting kind of information. what about kissinformation? just throwing out ideas. could be fun