You sure about this, Google?

Happy Birthday to me, time for a new profile picture by @complexlyross.bsky.social

Google searches for VPN after the UK government's online censorship bill comes into effect.

love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you

day 136

CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen

given how few trans people have ever been nominated for Emmys it’s clear the cis have some kind of biological advantage so in the interest of “fairness and safety” maybe the cis should just be banned 🤷‍♀️ (lol jk)

I heard a woman once say, if you pretend to not understand something or know something basic, like "whats a water bottle, what do you mean it carries water?" there will always be a man who will explain it to you because they genuinely think you dont understand

was working on my pokemon game and found this cool bulbasaur

The only thing that could still give Trump a shot at a Nobel Peace Prize is his resignation.

🇨🇦 Morning Laugh 🇨🇦

Dorinda Cox has defected from the Australian Greens and will now sit with Labor, saying her views are more aligned with the government's. Senator Cox, who was first elected to the upper house in 2021 to fill a vacancy for the Greens, said her values had aligned more with Labor.

It's time! After 4 years of planning and a few failed starts, and over a year of work on the current iteration, fluff4.me — a website to celebrate writing, authors, and to make things *better* — is finally entering into an open beta! Please give it a try, and if you like it, spread the word! <3

Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems

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i’m here you fuckaas bitch

To the cartoonist who drew this, well done.

Average Onion subscriber.

Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once

Thank you, Australia.

Happy #Easter Weekend! 🤣

what do you want

This “genius” genuinely believes that healthcare budget analysts can simply be reassigned to making toasters.

Good morning Bluesky !

We'll guarantee all workers a $1,000 instant tax deduction every single year.

#auspol #temutrump

5% deposits for all first home buyers - making it easier for you to buy a place of your own.

New Study Finds Average American Stands No Chance Against What’s Coming theonion.com/new-stu...

Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers

Florida Passes Strict Ban On Being Unarmed theonion.com/florida...

The worst people in the world are like "They must be getting paid to hate me" when in reality everyone is happy to hate them for free

French far-right leader Marine Le Pen has been found guilty of embezzlement. Prosecutors have asked that she be banned from elected office for five years, which would mean she can't run for the presidency in 2027, for which she is currently the frontrunner. www.reuters.com/world/europe...

"Universal Basic Income would remove the incentive to work", say people with enough money to never have to work again but who mysteriously carry on.

it's the anniversary of the time a grandma accidentally cut off the whole country's internet while digging around for scrap metal

Not satisfied with purchasing a Presidential Election to become co-President, Sissy SpaceX now wants to buy himself a Supreme Court judge in Wisconsin. You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰 #VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍 This is super important.