all tech people are famously impervious to marketing, which is why they love a pr guy who writes about tech so much

sitting in my office to get used to sitting in my office again, a classic post-vacation ritual

working on a combination bodybuilding and investment app called Taxable Gains

peanut butter pretzels are too dangerous

sitting in a cabin by the river thinking "why were there kids in a cabbage patch in the first place?"

surgeon general standing in front of a huge table with a detailed miniature hospital on it, using a big stick to move little surgeons around

my haters are roasting me at a low temperature to preserve my tenderness

i feel like $149k in portland oregon could go a long way in showing kids the joy of creating written and drawn work. instead administrators at portland public schools have decided to spend $149k on... colin kapernick's ai company?

pdx folks: sincerely bagel is so good

*scratches out a zero on the board of "Days since someone claimed Open Source is a big corporate free for all while Free Software is ideologically pure, a thing totally borne out by slapping the GPL on projects such as the Linux Kernel and Ansible, and anything RMS laid his hands on"*

feeling "not great" about the ballot measure to approve more funding for parks in light of the city's audit on parks

what idiot called it a "data room" and not a "discovery zone"

anyone tried this

if i knew that my communications with my peers were a matter of public record i feel like i'd think twice before posting, but maybe i'm the one out of touch

every time a product announces a new ai feature this plays in my head. so all the time.

LA: we will fight you. Chicago: we will fight you. PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

hell yeah

Benioff’s text to Musk after he announced he was buying Twitter was evocative of a guy who has been speaking enterprise sales so long he has forgotten how to talk like a normal person

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

they really did figure out how to make the burger both little and big. what an accomplishment

ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook. MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops! ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.

"you know, the earth is a sort of of a thousand island dressing"

Using some of my limited time on this beautiful planet staying informed about some of the stupidest shitheads in history

poisson distribution? hell yeah i love fish

cooked down half of a sweet onion in butter and olive oil, did my usual egg prep and poured it on the onions when they were well on their caramelized journey, scrambled it all up and served on cheddar jalapeno toast. 4/5 stars would recommend

if you are in Seattle and you drive by my house prepare for the fright of your life

playing silent hill “f”. the hill is actually quite loud? makes you think…

got tired of laughing it up every time i post, so pretend this fish is reading my posts instead

The Costco platinum membership lets you drive around the store in a forklift

breaking: was informed just now via email that a wrap place in the greater mt. hood area has relaunched its online ordering system 🚨

describing things as goated is me at my most #cheugy

almost forgot it was october

“riyadh comedy festival” would be a solid bar trivia team name

ah yes "you wouldnt share your toothbrush, don't share your cpu" i'm always saying this

I have been haunted by this statement all day www.kgw.com/article/news...

🎶 Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name 🎶 Yeah, when it's the bar. It's a lot less fun at the pharmacy

theyre sending The Troops to portland because of me. i can walk to too many good places to eat and drink and i must be stopped

me, about to have a take: i like this thing but it has a stupid name and i should post about it also me: every name is stupid, i should not post about it

[standing in line to watch Green Day perform 45 minutes of musical criticism of the Bush administration] gosh I hope there are no politics at this rock festival

[ama] i'm the inventor of coffee 2.0 (having a little bit of coffee later in the day as a treat)

filing for political asylum at the roku city embassy

my most toxic trait is that i pick the thing im ordering before im at the register

the whale car wash, n. 50th & meridian, oklahoma city, oklahoma, 1979

subscribing and supporting local journalism (www.setaylorstreetcatnews.com)

Very little matters. If your basic needs are satisfied and you've got a few people who you love and who love you, you're doing quite well. Also, always have a pet if possible.

I still can't fucking believe they made us watch the Twin Towers get hit over and over again for like an entire day at school when I was 13, then had the FUCKING GALL to tell us that we needed to censor violent video games or some shit.

there’s a guy playing “my heart will go on” on french horn while a couple disco dances down division. thank u portland,

doom scrolling? no i'm mood scrolling, its the opposite

I love it when folks copy/paste an answer from chatgpt into a community slack or forum or whatever. it's the best indicator that they don't particularly care about what they're saying and just want to post for the sake of posting.