Because yeah, he couldn’t have done that.

Ridiculously adorable

Wow! WOW!

Dr. Jasmine Clark PhD microbiology from Emory University.

Just in time for Pride: who wants a cute gay cock? I can whip one of these up in a couple hours. (Pattern by @berneri.horse, which you can purchase here: ko-fi.com/s/06777044a4)

We're almost there. Just beginning to see what's been going on. Almost.

The Danish gov’t has installed floating platforms planted with wildflowers and native vegetation in the harbors and canals of Copenhagen, to create urban habitat sanctuaries for birds, bees, pollinators, insects, and even some aquatic life. #FlowersOfBluesky #InnovativeSolutions💡

After Abrego Garcia’s charges were dropped due to vindictive prosecution… Does anyone have a better case for “Weaponization” slush funds than him?

In case you missed this 😂: Tesla is recalling 173 Cybertrucks because the wheels may literally fall off. Cracks in the brake rotor stud holes can cause the studs to separate on certain 2024-2026 models with 18-inch wheels. Oof. 😬 mcsp.short.gy/cC5N

SCIENCE!

Marco Rubio when he finds out he’s the new Director of National Intelligence

so what ghastly shittier piece of shit guy is going to take over for tulsi gabbard

Funny how the all the people ransacking the Capitol on January 6 were liberals, plants, and ANTIFA—until there was money to be made from it.

Worst bakery ever.

Trump: Mr. Kroger. You have stores in Washington. You see a big difference? Kroger CEO Greg Foran: We do. Trump: You said the right thing. That would have been the end of Kroger.

If you don't pay your taxes, you can get in trouble. But Donald Trump gets a special Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card. Nope - I have a bill to stop this corruption.

Listen to you body. Listen to your gut. Had a tiny spot biopsied last week - a pimple that would never heal, kept scabbing and bleeding - on my nose. My awesome dermatologist, who I adore, did not think it was anything to worry about. #cancersucks

John A. Klinner Ariana G. Savino Ashley B. Pruitt Seth R. Koval Curtis J. Angst Tyler H. Simmons Benjamin N. Pennington Robert Marzan Jeffrey O’Brien Declan Coady Nicole Amor Noah Tietjens Cody Khork The thirteen lives lost.

If you were attacked by ICE you may be entitled to compensation from the presidents new slush fund. Please apply. 💙✊🏼⚖️

NSW National Parks and Wildlife Service "A team effort to save a friendly giant! 💙🐋This magnificent humpback whale was freed from masses of fishing ropes and debris near Forster over the weekend."

The perfect number of 86.47 compensation. 😺 May others follow your lead.

Blanche never had an intention to carry out that promise

The same people that laughed at the idea that Trump could get elected, or that he'd refuse to accept a loss, have moved on to scoffing about the idea that he's building the infrastructure to illegally hang on to power. 10 years and they still underestimate how far he'll go to soothe his ego.

Trump's commencement message to Coast Guard cadets: "I'm gonna be here in '28. Maybe I'll be here in '32 too. I don't know. Maybe I will."

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

Drones are used for short to mid-range regional attacks. Who does Trump think his drones will bomb?

Nothing makes someone look guiltier than forcing the Justice Department to promise never to investigate your taxes or prosecute you for anything they might find

What the actual fk?

If appreciation of nature was actually right-wing coded:

We still have not gotten the full story about Trump’s ballroom but his comments today about drones and missiles and snipers indicates there are much worse things going on there than a mere vanity project

omg!

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When I enjoy a book, I'm usually prepared to be disappointed in the movie version. I liked the movie a lot - Sally Field was perfect!

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed an HIV vaccine candidate that achieves something never before observed in the field: inducing detectable neutralizing antibodies (nAbs) against HIV within just THREE weeks after a SINGLE immunization which was further INCREASED after an additional booster.

Ballrooms. Arches. UFC fights on the White House lawn. Reflecting pool makeovers. These are Trump’s priorities. Not healthcare. Not housing. Not gas prices. Not groceries. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/11/u...

The sentiment of the whole country: Oh. My. God.

The NOPD is seeking assistance from the public in locating 9-year-old Jonve Nortey (pictured, black female), reported as a critically missing juvenile. Anyone with information on her whereabouts should call (504) 658-6527. #Nolasky

I was floored when it tried pawing at the cats on the screen, thinking they were real.😂

Stakehouse.

A right-wing journalist released footage of White House officials saying, "We have to get rid of Trump," while secretly being recorded. "Seriously, he's a mess. He's f— it up for everybody. Everybody!"

Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation