Chair of America First Women. Co-founder of Women for Trump.

Some US Ryder Cup fans need to watch their behaviour - it’s not like Trump looks for much of an excuse to send in the army

Does he think we won’t notice it’s not the right E-File?

It's not complicated. If even the US President thinks it's not safe to play there, we shouldn't play there at all. The World Cup can be just held in Canada and Mexico. The Olympics should probably also look for another host country.

OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.

What's all this about Nigel Farage eating swans?

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

How can a speech from 63+ years ago be more dignified, forward thinking, more open minded, more inclusive, more sensible, more inspiring and more hopeful than the diatribe Trump vomited yesterday? youtu.be/cgPCvuM-_C8?...

As I sit here with a cup of tea and my afternoon treat, I face that eternal dilemma... Jam or cream on first?

Make a joke about Trump? You're pulled from TV. Suggest bombing the UN? We're all good.

😂😂😂❄️❄️❄️🤡🤡🤡

Jaws (1975)(Rewatch). I'd always thought as a child that Roy Scheider looks like a shark in this movie. I still think that. I saw the shooting stars/comets, which I'd never noticed before and found out they are a thing! Still love it as much as I did when I saw it on TV when I was 8! #FilmSky

As the TikTok-Predicted Rapture finally gets underway, some are forced to hide their disappointment at being rejected…

Summary of Trump’s speech to the UN today: 1. Waaaaahhh! 2. Waaah! Waaah! 3. Waaaaaaaaaaah! 4. Waaaah! 5. Waaaaaaaaah! 6. Waaaaah! 7. Donny do poop poop

Nine hours in… Worst. Rapture. Ever. I had hoped the Pestilence Horseman would be more impressive than an orange guy muttering about Tylenol. #RaptureWatch

Like how does the rapture work with time zones? It’s already Tuesday here, but I have to say, it’s pretty anticlimactic so far - not so much as an angel with a trumpet. Also, are people in Hawaii at all worried that all the places might be gone? Oh, wait… hang on… no, that’s just a truck going past.

I love a bit of Shakespeare but if you only see one play, make it Julius Caesar. He captures modern politics so well that I half expect the GOP to turn on Trump (“et tu, JD?“) before a brief civil war results in RFK Jr becoming emperor whilst Grok cries out “Beware the Ides of March!”

The cost of removing paint got Palestine Action labelled as a terrorist organisation... just saying.

#doctorwho #amillionpointstotonyslattery

£200 billion extracted by some from what used to be public. The extraordinary crime of #privatisation.

The Dutch rip the hell out of Donald Trump and Disney for the ridiculous Jimmy Kimmel firing. This is what you call Free Speech, Trump.

Hendrix - Electric Church: Thank you BBC4 - that's my next 90 minutes sorted!🎸

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Trump's not even brought the real Melania with him, that's one of the inflatable ones

As the President gets angry at the revealing of the new Donald Trump Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - "What is this... a center for ants?" - little does he notice who else is in the room.

It's going to be a bit awkward to explain if the sprinter, currently provisionally suspended for an alleged anti-doping whereabouts violation, isn't any quicker when using drugs.

So with reasonable accuracy over the next 24 hours but pretty poorly beyond 7 days?

Perhaps put some of that energy into dealing with the Sandy Hook deniers, but no, Charlie Kirk is the only school shooting they’ve genuinely cared about.

JD Vance threatens crackdown on ‘far-left’ groups after Charlie Kirk shooting

Sorry Mr Zuckerberg, but we’re quite familiar with the story of the Emperor’s New Clothes

Just Don telling his supporters that they are stupid. And his supporters proving the point by laughing on cue. 💀

It’s really quite astonishing, even in Trump-world, that he needs to invade Los Angeles and Washington DC to cover for how pathetically weak he is dealing with Russia and Israel.

Oh dear 😏

Day 236 of Donald “I can end this war in one day“ Trump’s Presidency

We're having an E4 comedy weekend

Atrocities like the murder of political figures usually produce a moment of political consensus. This time, many are characterising Tyler Robinson as an extremist assassin because it’s easier than facing the reality that electrical apprentices capable of shooting a target at 142 yards is normal.

The leaked files being the last place left to look, scientists have now postulated that his integrity became extinct at some point in the late Pleistocene.

Led By Donkeys have got Fartrage's number.

The President of the United States just essentially declared a war on Chicago because — wait for it! — Black and Brown people live here. This is not normal. This is not okay. And we are going to fucking fight back.

Tax affairs are irrelevant Nigel Farage claims as heat builds on his own tax dodging. I guess the Media has no choice but to investigate non-stop now. Do they?

⚡️Putin will not dictate terms of Ukraine peace, Canada's Carney cautions. Russian President Vladimir Putin will not dictate the terms of peace in Ukraine, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney said on Sept. 5.

I for one can’t wait for Trump to submit what he was doing to @fesshole.bsky.social

Woah. That's quite the admission. 😳

It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.

What? They were fine with a properly and neatly painted zebra crossing but not with wonky red crosses, seemingly daubed on a roundabout by someone with their eyes shut. They are not the same thing. 🙄

With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history

Currently in Yorkshire where there are, and long have been, flags flown everywhere by the patriots…