This‘ll be why Bezos is spend $80 million on a niche documentary

They're lying!

You did check there weren’t any pipes running under here, right? ⠀

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Wait until it puts bikinis on all the photofits…

Too perfect 😆

CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today. This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting

You’re gonna need a bigger shark!

Good morning. Hope your day is going better than this guy’s…

What a bizarre move to remind us about Conservatives and partying 🤔

Every video I’ve seen directly contradicts the DHS narrative. They say he approached the officers armed and ready to “massacre law enforcement.” In reality, he was recording ICE then after they shoved a woman, he got in between them. They then surrounded him and killed him.

The big question is, who is Trump going to start a war with next now that he needs yet another distraction?

You know who”stayed a little back” in VIetnam? DJT.

Karoline Leavitt: “I can understand why President Trump mistook Greenland for Iceland. They share the same border.”

Jack only got two round table votes in the whole series 😬 #Traitors #TheTraitors

Ironically, I hope Stephen remains faithful #Traitors #TheTraitors

Strangely, Faraaz behaving like a Traitor trying to get him and Jack to the end but Jack didn't think that and Faraaz forgot his own plan! #Traitors #TheTraitors

Just Jade accusing people on the basis of them being very defensive at the round table 😬 #Traitors #TheTraitors

Jack is so focussed on Rachel being The Traitor that he's not thinking that she's A Traitor 🤣 #Traitors #TheTraitors

No! The only person to sneak a shield behind everyone's back so that he couldn't be murdered turned out to be a Faithful? Who'd have thunk it? #Traitors #TheTraitors

Yeah, they actually got away with having an inflatable sex doll on the #TOTP stage

Don't Stop the Music (Yarbrough and Peoples song) and Highland dress don't have an obvious link but actually... No, I've got nothing. #TOTP

Debbie Harry Rap(ture) Alert! #TOTP

Unfortunately it had no chance of representing the UK in Eurovision as it's clearly too good #TOTP

Memories of one Lenny Kravitz gatecrashing the evening do of my friend's wedding, and buying drinks... he's a real nice guy. #TOTP

How high do dragonflies fly? #TOTP Dragonflies are strong flyers capable of reaching impressive altitudes, with some species, such as the globe skimmer, observed at altitudes of over 6,000 meters in the Himalayas.

Old Bone Spurs is practically accusing NATO troops of cowardice

Members line up to sign Trump's Board of Peace papers

White House posts digitally altered image of woman arrested after ICE protest

The Board of Peace is now official

You'd think after the Series 2 final, people wouldn't change their vote on #Traitors

"Just one year ago the world was actually on fire, a lot of people didn't know it" - Trump Don, we've been telling you about the effects of climate change like forever.

Well that‘s not a surprise. Taco Wednesday.

It’s just like that time that Hitler started calling Austria ‘the Sudetenland’, and then ‘Czechoslovakia’ and then ‘Poland’... these mix ups happen.

Bear in mind that Trump was born in 1946 when Old Bone Spurs goes claiming credit for VE Day.

I wish more Gavin Newsoms were world leaders

Quick… someone sell him the frozen food chain for a trillion.

Trump is now confusing Greenland and Iceland: "They're not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland has already cost us a lot of money."

STRANGE BUT TRUE: The Earth's axis was momentarily shifted by 1° as the Davos audience performed a collective eyeroll, leading to a 4.3 magnitude tremor near Indio Hills, California.

The tactical formation is mostly there to prevent him from being vacuumed into a Roomba.

Trump literally grasping at straws…

Greenland reveals new defence plan

Some days I regret choosing the red pill.

“insane and rambling” if you were wondering

Bone spurs kept him from being able to serve in the military, but a dangerous binder clip couldn’t stop him. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Trump visited a Ford plant in Michigan, which he says two years ago was about to close but now is going into 24-hour production. So it didn't close two years ago... doesn't that mean it was Biden who saved it?

Trump says NATO would be in "the ash heap of history" without him as the US president tries to condemn NATO to the ash heap of history.

Who had Trump turning up to a press conference with his National Record of Achievement folder on their bingo card?

From Putin, you mean?