It’s good to see some of these unqualified, incompetent, corrupt, sycophantic weirdos get fired from the Trump admin. The problem is that they are typically replaced by another unqualified, incompetent, corrupt, sycophantic weirdo.

You know things have gotten bad when even the price of S**T is rising @michaelkosta.bsky.social

WATCH: Researchers at Stanford University modeled how many people could die or be disabled in 25 years if vaccines for polio, measles, rubella or diphtheria were no longer available.

They got to get everyone on something to help them cope with all this insanity.

I mean, Trump’s multiple declarations of victory were already laughable even before Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz again. Those Iranians have a wicked sense of humour.

strait of hormuz update

Is this the Neymar Jr model?

Stephen Colbert "dude, you can't compare yourself to Jesus, for one thing, Jesus' father loved him"

Seeing how Trump reacts when anyone tells him 'no' is how we immediately know he’s a rapist.

Of course a rapist and pedophile is going to dismiss the trauma of female survivors. Fuck him.

Looks like images are back in business, so our new CEEFAUXs continue with the perfect in-flight movie (£15 to activate your screen, £5 to skip adverts, £7.50 for headphones)

Quite a nice touch that the Tories went to the trouble of giving Kemi Badenoch a jacket with her name on.

Vance admits that Trump’s blockade is an act of economic terrorism against the entire world.

Trump had one task: to reopen the Hormuz Strait. So what does he do? He’s a fucking idiot!

I’m telling you that Caution - Wet Floor signs are more of hazard than wet floors. THIS is the hill I will die on.

I hate when fantasy films I made a long time ago begin to come true in real life.

Sudden craving for Tunnock’s teacakes…

“'I’ve never experienced anything like this in my entire life,' the congresswoman said, fighting back tears. "She described the way people were laying down inside as “like sardines.” “'It is frightening in there,' she said. 'It is disgusting'..." azmirror.com/2026/04/10/i...

This deep sea creature is as sharp & clear as broken class, & can grow as long as your hand. This giant amphipod, (Cystisoma) only has two colored body parts: the dense orange stomach/egg pouch, & two MASSIVE eyes, which are a glittering holographic orange layer completely covering its head. 📽️ MBARI

Trump‘s comments about the windmills driving whales crazy are finally starting to make some sense…

This is so well done. 👌

I’ll take things that never happened for $500 thanks Alex.

I'm so glad I didn't ever buy into this because of my love of holding a book. All tech is such a racket. They're always desperate to screw people for more money

Top trolling would be to give the next Nobel peace prize to Pakistan… 🤣

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

It absolutely blows my mind that anyone outside of the Trump circle is claiming this is in anyway a victory for Trump.

It absolutely blows my mind that anyone outside of the Trump circle is claiming this is in anyway a victory for Trump.

Never forget Pam Bondi citing fentanyl stats sounding high as f**k

Hegseth's description of American troops in the Middle East was both weirdly poetic and horny

There are rumors that Trump is at Walter Reed Hospital. That’s not true. He’s at Trump Walter Reed Hospital.

Not convinced he's actually playing those drums with his feather dusters... #TOTP

It’s actually possible to write headlines that don’t obscure who did what. Thanks, AP.

I watched a live event yesterday which focused on pilots fiddling with five-point harnesses then doing nothing for four hours, then setting off very fast on a bunch of oval trajectories all slightly different from one another. How is that not NASCAR

Midnight creeps so slowly into hearts of men Who need more than they get Daylight deals a bad hand to a woman Who has laid too many bets …If Boogie Wonderland was written today you‘d swear they used AI

Who says Kristi Noem is the only person in her marriage allowed to dress up?

Trump can't be bothered to talk about the Iran War for long before veering off into what really matters: his emotional support ballroom

Trump is less "commander-in-chief at war" and more "grandpa who's lost his filter in public"

Obviously it hasn’t in Iran but I am willing to go along with Hegseth’s statement if it brings this mess to an end.

Odd, there seemed to be plenty of oil coming through the Hormuz Strait until Trump decided to help us… W⚓️ www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8...

Trump is now metaphorically and literally shitting himself

Christ, things must be serious if the BBC immediately sacked Scott Mills instead of giving him 12 episodes of MasterChef to present.

No lies detected at #NoKings

Congratulations to Donald Trump for having the largest US protest in history today comprised solely of people who hate him!

For me, the key take is that you expect a "just to achieve..." at the end, but there really, really isn't one to put there.

Here's an RFK Jr. raccoon penis story that will leave you saying "I wish I didn't hear that RFK Jr. raccoon penis story"

Words fail me…

Setting aside that Trump is already the rest of the world’s* worst nightmare, of course. *Aside from Russia, obviously

Trump got a present from Iran that’s so mysterious, he might not even know what it is

Trump’s delusions of jointly controlling the Strait of Hormuz with Iran are straight out of the rom-com "Me and the Ayatollah"

Jon Stewart isn't so sure Trump is actually talking to Iran's "top person"