OR: pervert glasses are getting harder to spot and we should BAN THEM

My greatest work 😂 The eyes spin for hours and minutes, and its lil blep is a 24 hour clock

I keep coming back to this James Baldwin quote: "The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality."

ok but hear me out: homemade croutons

man, heck with this weather

Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now

My phone: bootlicker isn't a word. Pretty sure what you're thinking of is "bootylicious" Me: no I'm pretty sure it's not that

Women: if you think men have a poor understanding of female anatomy, just you wait until AI replaces your gynecologist. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

ok but "...of high concern" has me snickering

my friend died she was a great person that I wish I'd spent more time with we met when we were both sick and it was frustrating because there were so many cool things we could do except we couldn't because health stuff it's bullshit she deserved so much more than this

This is some grim stuff.

My hot take today is that anyone who thinks there's a war on cars in #yyj gets a mandatory trip in a powerchair. "but not prioritizing vehicle traffic is ableism" boom now you're in a powerchair on a street with no sidewalks. Your destination is on Hillside and Shelbourne. You can't use transit. 1/2

just doctor things

I've been testing out an electric wheelchair and it is a game changer for my ability to conserve energy and live a more full life I've learned a few things though if you're in #yyj and talking about accessibility and you're not talking fixing sidewalks, eat pant. sidewalks here are STRESSFUL 1/2

Hey #yyj let's get this crosswalk back

I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean.

Well well well

“Solidarity, when lived out in its fullest sense, also means to restore to the poor what belongs to them” Fuck yes it does

hey so since Alberta is wanting to secede, why are we even considering putting a pipeline through BC for them? seems kinda silly to do a thing that has a high risk of damaging our environment if it's not going to have any benefit to our country. #bcpoli

More tiny fren news pls

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG

Hey #yyj what is up with this bit on Dominion Road? I tried to step on the plywood but it started flipping up so I went on the road instead, which wasn't ideal because my MS was being loud.

Oh all the white supremacists want to praise the Romans until its time to do what their senators did to a dictator.

Good news: America's over

Apropos of nothing, intentionally shitty photoshop will always be better and funnier than any AI

husband ran out to grab something & there was a small crowd in front of our house. they pointed at a rabbit in our yard he came to get me & we all talked about it being so cute do animals watch us the same way? maybe there is a bird or a fish or a bug out there who thinks you're the prettiest human

Every time you get a new chronic illness, you should be assigned a buddy who's already (unfortunately) well experienced in it... because most of our doctors aren't very helpful.

ICYMI: From the AOF Studio New from the Studio: My Lesions Are Real. Your “Hallucinations” Are Just Bad Maths #MultipleSclerosis #SPMS #ChronicIllness #InvisibleIllness #MSWarrior

yes I know rabbits will destroy any garden I plant here, but look at that little face also my bees don't seem to mind her so this right here is why I am bad at gardening

The colorblindness app is approved and free on iOS! There’s also a new share function that lets you quickly eyedrop any image. This was like 100% built in concert with this community, so thanks a huge amount for the input, testing, and dopamine. Personally, I continue to use this every day.

"The federal gov’s proposal to legally allow projects to go ahead even if they result in an entire species going extinct is directed at projects, such as ports and pipelines, that jeopardize the existence of the endangered southern resident killer whale population, several sources told the Star."

“There are two dragons inside of you: One who loves knowledge, and one who loves trinkets. Both of them are happy when you go to a museum”

Why are there so many new people running for council in #yyj whose platform is "I want to focus on results and not ideology but I have zero evidence based plans to get any of those results."? Seriously I'm interested in people's platforms but so many are reading like an opinion piece in the TC.

kids get abducted. an amber alert is issued in the wee hours. a shocking amount of people seem to have decided that it is they themselves, not the abducted children, that are the true victims here, being rudely awakened by such triviality.

Posting this one for all the ppl who want cops in schools: “Kayiatos was previously involved in the Greater Victoria Police Foundation’s police camp for youth.” #yyj #defundVicPD

But dude was still working while the investigation was ongoing. What does "suspended" mean in this case? Is he getting paid any amount? Is he coming back? VicPD sure does seem to be a good place to work if you're a predator.

“I feel like such a downer because I'm always, ‘Guys. Actually our country was built on a genocide and a land grab. And Mark Carney is investing more in militarization than he is in housing or healthcare.’” ~ Tatiana Maslany, THE BEST ⭐️❤️🔥

hey just want to shout out to @joehumphrey.bsky.social and @mrtylercrook.bsky.social for your advice in tablets for my son. He's been drawing lots and I love watching his videos, especially the bits where he gets annoyed with something, doodles angry faces for a bit, then comes back & aces it.

Newly released footage is shining a light on unsafe driving behaviours at busy intersections across British Columbia, capturing motorists rolling through crosswalks and failing to yield - actions that put pedestrians and cyclists at risk.

Get Growing is back! Free seedlings will be distributed in every neighbourhood from May 14-31. See more here: www.victoria.ca/parks-recrea...

personal vehicles were a mistake

In 2012 I took a comp ling course that went deep into language models as AI. The professor dropped a quote that I think about probably once a week now: “building a computer model of language and expecting intelligence is like building a computer model of the ocean and expecting to get wet”

NEW POSTER: The Road Lobby loves when it’s hard for us to walk or bike to school, work, to get a coffee or some milk. Their profit depends on it. On everything far away, on car dependency, on convenience and choice being illegal. #UrbanTruth #1HourCityConspiracy

May 3rd means it's DRACULA DAY. Today Jonathan Harker writes the first entry in his journal on his travels to Transylvania and eats a strange foreign dish called "paprika chicken"

Oh look it's me

I think they're using 5.56x45mm, and the rifles are UAR-15 variants, so not shotguns. Appropriate for a morale-boosting vid to use Ukrainian-made guns. And yes, I am a pedantic gun dork.

Hey #yyj how do we make this happen here? @davethompsonvic.bsky.social @susankimyyj.bsky.social

Every time I try to put a vinyl sticker on something I wind up with bubbles in it and I think of how my dad would've done such a better job