Sevotay is a bad time. So is Ezrahir. Also every shipping name just makes me think of Tuvix and now I'm blending every ship together into a horrifying hybrid that Janeway must eradicate at all cost

I was never the type to act like consoles didn't have a place in the market, but if they're gonna cost $1,000+, no disc drive or physical games, pay extra to access the internet you're already paying for, and after all that they put ads on your home screen, no, get a PC, it's imperative you do.

Side note: it's funny how people are talking about rigging of FIFA with officiating and yet nobody is observing the laughable line of opponents that the US was gifted to boost their odds of making the quarter-finals.

Even putting aside the horrific shit they're doing all over the world, the main reason I detest Americans is they are the fucking worst winners on the planet.

The world watching tonight's match Bosnia 🇧🇦vs 🇺🇸USA in the World Cup tonight. GO BOSNIA 🇧🇦 😁🇧🇦🙌🏻

Carney’s flight to Edmonton, where he’d hear Danielle Smith’s pipeline plan pitch, is grounded due to extreme weather —which is exacerbated by the climate crisis that pipeline plan would worsen 🤗 WHEEEEEEEEEE WHAT A WORLD

I stand by my assertion that the FIFA officiating could be corrupt, but even if it is, blowing a 2-0 lead is the only way that corruption matters, and that's on you as a team.

OK Bosnia & Herzegovina, if you could please make at least one match go the way I want today, that'd be great.

You know - whatever you think of that penalty, Senegal has nobody to blame but themselves for giving up TWO GOALS IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES. Brutal.

SENEGAL I NEED YOU TO LOCK THE FUCK IN

Fuck I jinxed it.

Immortal life advice

Look whatever you think of the FIFA World Cup, you must admit there is something very cathartic about a former colonized state kicking the asses of a former colonial power. GO SENEGAL!!!

Malkovich Malkovich

Calgary Public Library announced they brought in an AI slop maker for their "Creative in Residence" and they are getting EVISCERATED for it, you love to see it. #yyc

Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands

Globally, 84% of the heatwave days people were exposed to in 2020-24 would not have occurred without climate change. The rate of deaths associated with heat exposure increased by 23% from the 1990s, reaching 546,000 deaths annually. Look where people are dying. www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

The feds are going to shell out billions of taxpayer dollars they've plundered from basic services so oil and gas companies, mainly owned by Americans and other foreign holders, can make one last quick buck before the world burns to ash.

Jesus christ.

Every time the United States blows up another campaign finance law, I think of the Supreme Court of Canada's ruling in Harper v. Canada. decisions.scc-csc.ca/scc-csc/scc-...

This Thursday #YYJ city council will be “debating” a disturbing motion that proposes shutting down The Harbour, our primary overdose prevention site. We need to be making OPS more accessible to save lives and keep pressure off other health services. Email [email protected] and tell them!

Bosnia and Herzegovina has the opportunity to get Canada the nicest gift on Canada Day

If I'm being really honest, my favourite thing would be if Ghana, Senegal or Cote d'Ivoire beats the US for the whole thing in New York so Trump and his cronies can get a full dose of losing to an African team chock full of joyful black men.

It does supremely suck though that our likely last match will be played in fucking Houston

That sound you hear is 40 million Canadians suddenly becoming interested in a sport they ignore 350 days out of the year.

Make me and my dad the official team Canada commentators

*guy who watches precisely 20 minutes of soccer between world cups* the quality just isn’t there

If this goes to penalties, we're cooked.

And speaking as someone who refereed long enough to actually assistant officiate an international match (yes, really!), trust me, stacking the deck with officiating is actually a lot fucking harder in a team sport with huge, shifting dynamics, compared to a judged sport like figure skating.

Reading my feed you'd think most of you have never watched soccer before.

Something kind of crazy is that right now, as Messi, one Argentine football legend makes his mark, another Argentine football legend's final days are the subject of a criminal trial at this very moment. www.batimes.com.ar/news/argenti...

If you've never played the Monkey Island series, you really should.

Canadian residents & citizens; I would highly recommend signing this one

Every dog has his day (or night?) 🚀🌙🐕 Submissions for our June flash fiction contest close next Tuesday! The theme for this month is SUN DOGS & MOON DOGS. You have until the 30th to submit! www.patreon.com/apexbookcomp...

You've Smashed your last Pumpkin

Sheri's Ranch is Nevada's most prominent legal brothel. The day after workers informed the brothel they had unionized, some, like @adalindgrayxo.bsky.social, were fired. Playboy spoke to @jupiterjetson.bsky.social and other sex workers fighting to form the industry's first ever union.

You mean Clerks?

Dear god. This government is a fucking disaster.

"Police have not clarified whether the scooter was an e-scooter, a kick scooter or some other model." LMAO this is the most basic thing, and will definitely lead to confusion for the public. Why are cops in this country so fucking allergic to providing information?

Chain the doors, nuke the building from orbit. So tired of pretending there's middle ground to be had with people like this.

Is there a possibility of a class action lawsuit against tech co's for forcing AI without consent? Is this where Terms of Service nobody reads get us? Or maybe Canada's useless AI Minister could draft the kind of anti-spam legislation Harper (yes, Harper) passed, so every email comes with opt-out?

God Monkey Island is the greatest.

Man I fucking wish

Hey Vancouver Island/BC folks! Can you please watch, share, land like this 3 minute trailer for our new travelling exhibit - The Great Vancouver Island Land Grab. youtu.be/xJ7P0rP95d8?... #yyj #bcHist #cdnHist

A rough morning. When I left to go grab groceries I reflexively went for Bailey's leash. Then, at the store, another dog was tied up to await their parent - just as I did on countless occasions. I keep hallucinating her in the apartment. Every time I exit the bathroom, I expect to see her.

New chant too: youtu.be/BUrfmShtiwc?...

Had one of those special one in a zillion gaming moments just now, playing Curse of Monkey Island. Hit the cutscene where LeChuck's boots are salvaged by unlucky sailors, and flicked back to Port JUST as midnight hit - the clock in town pulls from your system, and it chimed LeChuck's theme. Spooky!

Anti-climate action rhetoric has shifted from deny deny deny to delay delay delay as globally, it becomes undeniable. Now, the perverse spin by fossil fuel industry is that they are this absolutely vital "transition" step. Patently absurd, yet being embraced by the electorate in Canada.

Mona Khalil, who devoted her life to protecting turtles, killed by Israeli airstrike: defector.com/mona-khalil-...