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Bill Clinton is like a sketchy uncle who shows up to family events and makes everyone uncomfortable, but nobody says anything because he's rich and powerful. But at the same time, people on the left hear that he's brought up in the Epstein emails, and we're like "Well, yeah. Of course"

Hello to the new folks, I like drawing babes and swords and all sorts of junk ⚔️✨ ko-fi.com/caitliwinx #artsky

you ever accidentally walk through a spider web and then you feel like you're covered in bugs for the rest of your life?

seems like a necessary post

As someone who openly identified as a Swiftie, it's been wild watching her just completely nosedive and burn acres of goodwill in a matter of a year.

Me before watching Keeper today: Oz Perkins you rascal, let's see if you can KEEPER my attention with your latest slowburn horror jam Me after watching Keeper today:

The Moon Eater- 2020

The Witch I'm excited to show you my personal project #art #fantasy #darkart

it's 12:30 in the am and I just woke up after sleeping for two hours and now I'm awake so that's fun.

They should give Robin Weigert an honorary Oscar for playing Calamity Jane on Deadwood. She was incredible

sooo.... just a heads up. While it may seem funny to joke about the "bubba" referenced in the Epstein emails, it's worth pointing out I recently learned that in those circles, "bubba" is also a nickname for a little boy. Consider that while you're sniggering. None of this is fucking funny.

So... No quoting Johnny Cash and no references to Fargo

hades gals 💀🌸

QRP flower #art 🌷

QRP with your flower art 🌸✨

Loved Guillermo del Toro’s version of Frankenstein. And obviously had to paint Jacob Elordi, especially after seeing the hours he spent in make up. Stunning and beautiful film. #Frankenstein

The George A. Romero Resident Evil. That script is pure comedy gold, plus we could have had ValenField on the big screen (that script would be a solid 11/10 if they kissed in the end) 💔

Guillermo del Toro almost adapted Urasawa Naoki's thriller manga "Monster" as a live-action series for HBO My reaction when it fell through, courtesy of Kojima Masayuki's anime adaptation:

A sequel to “The Nice Guys”.

Francesca Lia Block's "Weetzie Bat." It was almost made in the 90s, and again in the 2010s. It's a formative book for me as a late teen, and it would have been wonderful to have seen it come to life.

There was supposed to be a Sailor Moon movie with Gina Davis as Queen Beryl during the DIC dub days, but that got scrapped because of funds, so yeah.

I dunno if it qualifies as 'almost' but Aronofsky's Lone Wolf and Cub.

The Reeves and Mortimer film about looking for Michael Jackson's glove that Ben Wheatley was supposed to direct. It technically might still get made I suppose. But there's been no news for a while

Fatty Arbuckle biopic written by David Mamet and starring Chris Farley.

I was going to say Neuromancer based on @greatdismal.bsky.social fantastic novel, but I googled and found out Apple is doing a series on it, and I'm so psyched now.

Since Frankenstein is in the discourse right now, Dario Argento wanted to do an adaptation in the 80s starring Timothy Dalton and set in Weimar Germany

Del Toro’s The Hobbit.

The Charles Laughton/Merle Oberon I, CLAUDIUS.

Moby Dick -- Rehearsed. A film by Orson Welles, starring Christopher Lee, Patrick McGoohan, and *Kenneth Williams*, from 1955 before any of them were stars except Welles. Half-filmed and then abandoned, and rumours differ about whether what was filmed was accidentally burned or just got vinegared.

GDT HELLBOY 3

I think about the timeline where the Salkinds didn't suck and let Donner stay on board for as many Superman movies as he wanted.

Frankenstein (2025)

The Kinks' Arthur film.

Jodorowsky's Dune is a perennial one-that-got-away favorite but friends it's been 40 years and I'm still holding out hope for Buckaroo Banzai Against The World Crime League, as foretold by the ancient title texts

The Moffat/Wright Tintin sequel/series.

“Almost” is a stretch, but Akira Kurosawa’s script for Masque of the Black Death is so 😩😩😩

For me: The project provisionally titled Fantasia 2006 that focused on world music (as opposed to only classical) and if you watch the shorts Destino and/or The Little Match Girl on Disney+ you’ll know why. (They were intended for the film)

The answer will always be any of the movies that would have reteamed Arnie and Verhoeven.

Not a movie, but i really wanted the Netflix adaptation of the Hunter Rose story.

Also the Gore Verbinski Bioshock movie

Surprising no one who knows me, my first thought was the Philip Kaufman "Planet of Titans" Star Trek. Second was the Nicholas Roeg Flash Gordon.

What's the movie that almost got made but never came together that you're bummed about? Mine is the William Gains biopic Philip Seymour Hoffman was trying to get made

I don't know why we haven't had a Rod Serling biopic yet. I'd be right into that. Get that Jeremy Allan White kid on it. I dunno I'm just throwing ideas out there.

Rizzo on Survivor is like a Nathan Fielder character

I've gone to every Conjuring movie in the theater because I keep hoping they will be good. I like Vera and Patrick, but aside from the first one, they're not great I skipped the last one, deciding that I'd given the Warrens enough of my attention, and it's surprising how easy it is to stop caring.

This is how I flirt:

I hope you got to do some art stuff today, or writing stuff, or something creative. It's okay if you didn't, but it's extra awesome if you did. I'm going to try to spend at least two hours every day doing something creative. That's what I just decided.

Comms are open! Please note I'll be doing these alongside a day job and burnout recovery so they'll be slow, and I'll be aiming to accept requests that're fun! ✨ Hope to see some of your characters in there! 🔗 vgen.co/roly_wwc [#ocsky #dnd5e #commsopen]