I just went into the "boneyard" document of paragraphs that I wrote but didn't actually use, but wanted to save in case I need them later. Well, today I used the one paragraph I was still saving and all is right. The boneyard is empty.

I don't think I've ever had a pet that I felt really actually loves me like Willow does. She just wants to be with me all the time. It's absolutely incredible and I'm so grateful for that.

I've discovered a new kink and it's very specific and it's Fiona Dourif trying on Chucky PJs.

I'm starting to feel like the multitudes are marching to the big kettle drum. It's alpha and omega kingdom come.

If I may partake in a little parasitic self promotion, with all the "Liminal horror is so hot right now" posts, I would like to just drop that I have an award-winning liminal horror comedy script called 'NRG' that I have been trying to get made for 10 years and it's the best thing I may ever write

Repost with your first crush

I couldn't remember which one was the hexagon so I googled "basic shapes" and figured it out very quick. I don't think I would have made it in this world if the internet hadn't been invented. I need it for the most basic things. Like "WHAT IS ROUNDY POINTY SHAPE?!" THNX GOOGLE

WHY AM I SEEING SO MANY PEOPLE FILMING THE SCREEN IN MOVIE THEATERS?! What the hell?! Put that shit away. Jesus. We're not at a Justin Bieber concert.

does anyone really need or want a 4k Restoration of Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey?

☆ copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of you ☆ Yes moots, tell me your first impression of Joseph.

hey you guys wanna see some cool shit? LOOK AT THIS

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebPP... I haven't noped out of a trailer faster than when she shows up. I was like okay okay okay okay NOPE BYE

My mom wanted to name me D'Artagnan, and I almost got her way, but my grandmother talked her out of it at the last minute so she named me Joe instead. I think it might have been out of spite. Like, I can't name him something cool? Then his name is Joe. How about that? It that BORING enough for you?

laura palmer / everybody scream

I'm just writing the books that I would want to read. I don't know how to do it any other way than to write for myself. I don't know how to write for an audience. That's probably one of my problems.

I feel like I should go take some degu pictures

The Echo Expands Before Fading Sono Una Fotografia (2025) On body, fading, growth, and identity #ArtofSelfPortraiture #classicmono

Should I write a book that takes place on a military base in the 80s so I can talk about how toxic and terrifying the culture in that place was?

sometimes when I do karaoke I kind of want to sing All Tomorrow's Parties but like, sing with Nico's german accent. VUT COSTUME SHALL A POOOR GIIIIRLLL VARE?? TO ALLLLL TOMORRROOWWSS PARDIES HAND ME DOWN DRESS FROM WHO KNOWS VARRREEE

I should stop getting into fights on the internet. It's pretty obnoxious really. I can see that. I just... some people...

It's weird how much energy I put into loving Knightrider when I was a kid, and now it's just like... nothing to me. I remember almost nothing about it.

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

I want a Batwoman movie with Rooney Mara

here is my review of The Mandalorian and Grogu It's the story of Grogu, my brother's son, and everyone considered him the coward of the county.

I like that song by the band Live that goes like this: And the greatest of teachers won't hesitate To leaVE YOU THERE BY YOURSELF CHAIRNAJTHOIPSDHJFT:LOIH:ESOIRDJF I ALONE LOVE YOU! I ALONE TEMPT YOU! and so one

I miss when California Adventure played like, calliope versions of Beach Boys songs. I have to admit, I spelled "calliope" so catastrophically wrong that my computer just disconnected from the internet and said "Maybe the internet isn't for you, buddy"

Kamala Harris torched an entire coalition in favor of chasing the most bad faith people possible. It’s almost like it was designed that way.

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone.

I wish I could watch Amadeus again for the first time.

have you ever made yourself emotional writing a heavy scene in a book? I'm writing a wedding scene and I had to stop for a minute, because I was starting to get a little teary. It was weird. That's never happened to me before.

If you see this, post your blue art 💙 #art

I'm about to write the sappiest shit in my story that I'm so excited about. I never, ever thought I'd be writing this kind of thing, but I am, and it feels GREAT.

I like this bit I just wrote: “I believe it,” I said. I could too. He definitely had I-used-to-be-in-a-band energy. Not lead singer energy, but guitar, for sure. That said, he did have a certain James Taylor-ness about him. Both in his hairline and somewhat wild looking eyes.

Sharing views with the Victoria BC graffiti crew is alright.

#queerwriters My week has been really good. I got some great feedback on my upcoming book Gut Feeling, and I wrote 15k words on part Three of my new series. I didn't even realize how much I was working until I got up from my computer after 3 or 4 hours of writing today. Now I need a breather.

The thing that everyone should definitely take away from the movie Obsession, is that dudes with bangs are not to be trusted.

The Mandalorian and Grogu is very much what people say it is, which is a long, expensive episode of the TV show, but in a movie theater. Honestly, it was exactly what Star Wars was always meant to be, which was a movie modeled after early hollywood adventure serials. That's what this felt like.

Oh yeah

It's kind of jarring when your random playlist throws up The Soft Parade by The Doors and suddenly Jim Morrison is yelling at me about WHEN I WAS BACK THERE IN SEMINARY SCHOOL and I was not quite ready to receive those kind of vibes. Sorry Lizard King.

If I was Kenny Rogers, I probably would have not gone with Lucille to that hotel after that whole exchange with her husband in front of me. I'd probably have not gotten mixed up in that drama. I would have picked a fine time to tip out the door. See ya later Lucille.

I've come to the conclusion that I'm off putting in some sort of way. I need to hire someone to pretend to be me and then sell my books for me.

having Lucky Charms for dinner at 9pm like a boss

here's me when I got my last guitar five years ago.

Should I go on Tiktok live a read my book?

EXT. DETROIT ROOFTOP - RAINING NINE INCH NAILS plays. CROW lands next to PIGEON and drops a piece of foil on the rooftop. PIGEON Did you see that goofy guy with the trench coat and the Alice Cooper makeup? CROW Yeah, that's my dead guy, don't talk about him. PIGEON Don't you tell me what to do.

is it cultural appropriation if whenever I hear a "woop woop" whether it's from a person, or from a siren, I immediately shout THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE! THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE BEAST!

I feel like James Marsden is the actor that I thought Chris Pine was going to be, but then didn't become.

I'll be honest, being super into Leon: The Professional is kind of a red flag to me.

I expected to be a dad. Especially once my wife got pregnant. When we lost that pregnancy, I started wanting to be a dad even more. We started making plans, doing treatments. By loss number seven, I didn't want to be a dad anymore. Now I'm satisfied without kids. It's better this way.