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i need agents. and 500 calendars. and instant code. i make software that analyzes rat piss

Times are way different, I brought an entire Mr.Greek dinner platter in to Return to Silent Hill and they did NOT give a shit. Post Pandemic Movie theaters are sick horses and they should be happy we showed up to ironically watch video game movies.

With Encrypt It Already, we’re pushing on tech companies to deliver stronger privacy protections to their users by enabling and expanding the use of end-to-end encryption across their products or services. www.encryptitalready.org

very fitting that Scala is a JVM language because it really is the Java of functional programming

Building a software user experience that can actually meet consumer expectations is much harder than many tech people think. Unfortunately, a lot of FOSS is simply not ready for the consumer experience. Maybe @jenson.org has a different opinion. www.theverge.com/report/87507...

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

functional programming

Fucker Bowl

No Kings includes Draft Kings

15 minute cities already exist it's just anywhere there's a bodega

i keep opening godot with a great game idea. and then i close godot. i want to work so damn bad, but my stupid chungus brain wont let me :((((((((((((((((((((((((

The glow up for these devices is campaigns like this, which is an attempt to obscure the fact of them building a surveillance network for an authoritarian state.

Tomorrow's story: malicious hackers exploited my vibe coded Home Assistant interface, and now my smart fridge won't stop skeeting pics of Spam that it DoorDashed to me by the caseload

Top 2 priorities should be solar on every roof and bidets on every toilet.

The $75-million, Amazon-funded Melania Trump doc is tanking at the box office, but a 2018 parody thriller, "Melania: Devourer of Men", that depicts the First Lady as a monster is rocketing up Amazon’s charts. @evystadium.bsky.social has more. @mjgault.bsky.social story on 404media.co (or below)

you milk ONE prisoner and

Breaking- The apple from New York big apple has rizzed up Chicago bean. Have a wonderful and incredible day

Our latest paper in @science.org warns about malicious AI swarms, agents capable of adaptive influence campaigns at scale. We already observed some in the wild (picture). AI is a real threat to democracy. #SciencePolicyForum #ScienceResearch 🧪 Paper: doi.org/10.1126/scie...

"In this sense, hatred, a viral passion, is also a vital passion." - The Perfect Crime

My local bookshop understands their audience.

mark carney gave a speech at davos about the end of "american hegemony" and disengaging from the "useful fiction" that "no longer works" at davos? .... davos???????????????????????

I’ve tried very hard to engage with people in this community over the last 36 hours, but it’s clear that the culture here is corrosive and not interested in debate. It’s too bad, because my “Doctor Gizmo’s Patent Snake Oil Cure-All” is well worth the money, especially in this midst of this plague

In a forthcoming paper, legal scholar Spencer Overton says the Trump administration's AI policy is another critical arena for its efforts to advance ethnonationalism, ensuring that problems such as algorithmic bias and discrimination are encoded into the systems that will shape the future:

Do you ever think about how much better your mental health would be if Bluesky was a social network about Bluey

allie x has been grinding so long and for what recognition? very disappointing.

hidden three taps deep in every young man’s cell phone is a twelve leg parlay with significant undertones of scientific racism

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

games don’t need to look better than Mirror’s Edge anyway. we peaked at Mirror’s Edge.

What's your favourite form of engagement bait?

“Could you imagine Google reminding you it knows everything you’ve searched for?” Could you imagine Spotify reminding you it knows everything you’ve listened to? Wait a minute…

Merry xmas to all my moots of Christmas past, Christmas present, and Christmas future

i don't mean to be a yuppie but i would suck mad dick for some cava rn

theyre renaming bluesky to bluey and only letting age regressors use it everyone else is getting banned sorry

for the boys

Confused about life? Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you

Eternity Egg is out now in early access store.steampowered.com/app/1670690/...

Surprise Cum Attack

I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:

Website Task Flowchart xkcd.com/3175/

doing AoC this year in scala methinks

really loving the new bots ingesting the firehose and instantly liking all my posts. if you’re developing these bots, please Keep Yourself Safe 🥰

every time i want to make a programming language that has more features than c but that isn’t c++ i just reinvent rust :(

i love this bc this is clearly much more walkable than 99% of the USA… not a stroad in sight…