God this is a banger

"There's a comfort level with Paige," okay Holly

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

happy Monday, just wanted to let you all know that a player named Priscila Chinchilla scored seven goals in a match for the Costa Rican national team

If i had a dollar for every time I lost my tape measurer I would have enough money to pay someone to follow me around with it

Pios!!!

DU has had a couple shifts here that were so dominant they looked like they were on the power play

Pios!!!!!

you either relate on a bone deep level to “im good! i’m just, i’m in a hole” or you don’t

whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes

Many questions this week including how do you eat two feet of dog when you’re getting your ass kicked and are the Rockies fun?

Wal Mart is a company with fair prices and a unique business model that can support local jobs in a changing economy

LISAN AL-GAIB

God, I was just thinking about how they better be using American-made steel to build the illegal ballroom that sucks

'𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭' Former Arsenal goalkeeper Maddison Millington-Stanbury opens up about her autism diagnosis in this meaningful exclusive interview with @roossch91.bsky.social 💭 thehalfwayline.com/2026/04/09/i...

taco's

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir

it doesn't matter that they're liars and bluffers, it doesn't matter that they're pussies, it doesn't matter that they (probably) won't do what they're threatening to do. its enough that they are saying it. its enough that it's possible. this is not acceptable to any living creature on the planet

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased

I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

JOHN BROWN: if I burn in righteous hellfire so be it. But I believe it is my sacred duty to cleave you in two with this here blade. JOHN BROWN AVATAR GUYS: being impolite to the police is the main problem in the country

The pope is tweeting like a wide receiver. cc: @dennycarter.bsky.social

Im so thankful we have clear eyed leaders focused on the important things!

You, Senator, *are* in the body that has the power to remove him.

4/ Do you get whats coming? #SolarHockeyStickOfHope bsky.app/profile/70sb...

“I never want it to be Geno and Dawn, Geno and this, Geno and that… I’ve tried really, really hard over the years to not make it about that ever again.” That was Geno Auriemma on Thursday. So where was that on Friday? Column from Phoenix:

I have highlighted the most important paragraph of the story about the newest executive order about college sports

Moniak dropping that ball was so good. That guy sucks!

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

😮 Awesome views from Day 2 of #Artemis II this morning. @exploration.esa.int @esaearth.esa.int

Sacrificing his checkmark for this joke was an all-timer

I have room in my heart for this one.

This exchange

Donald J. Trump's speech is live. He is starting his Address to the Nation by reciting the Shahada and declaring there is no god but God, and Muhammad is his Prophet, and the Prophet designated his cousin Ali as caliph and imam of the Faithful.

“Yay, our plate has lobster, and the bib has lobster right on the front, and now we won’t mess up our shirt,” said 61-year-old York, ME, resident Brandon Mena

Astronaut Jeremy Hansen is taking Indigenous culture past the Moon: his mission patch was designed by Henry Guimond, an Anishinaabe artist, incorporating one Indigenous perspective about the seven sacred laws, which are represented by animals. 🧪 #ArtemisII

Dam I wonder why

She also said on this forum tonight that she supports prosecuting members of the Trump cabinet

I really don't think it can be understated that, if she sticks to this, it *automatically* changes the way this conversation will be had in 2028.

it’s not good that some monkeys smoke cigarettes. but it is cool

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