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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

remember to scare children into believing in santa so we won't have to fight the frost gigas again this year

@kurlancheek.bsky.social first off, let me say, housing has completely blown me away. Phenomenal way to make me lose sleep. 😂 gotta ask, as a subscription-long troll enthusiast though: why do Rezan and Paku get idols and Gonk only gets a bookcase? and no love for Kragwa and Gral? thanks again!

@achloryn.bsky.social ... are you playing Legion Remix or does someone else just have a good name here (Archdruid Fuzzbutt)

Essential dungeon crawl monsters: 1. Big and dumb 2. Small but there's lots 3. Tentacles don't go there 4. Evil horse 5. Fun facts about mushrooms 6. Eye 7. Punchable child 8. Dude that looks like another dude 9. Hostile architecture 10. Capitalism allegory 11. Uncomfortable implications 12. Steve

oh my god

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

Ooh MAMA, sue me! Huh HA! Hey horse girl, I must be at max pity- cause I gacha

look I’m not an evangelical but “a guy calling himself the Beast wants control of your earthly wealth” feels like some kind of sign, no?

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

Shot + chaser

My brain unfortunately keeps filing away "Grijalva" as "Gravija" so

its 9 am and so far today we have learned that jeffrey epstein was advised to blackmail donald trump who spent lots of alone time with children at epsteins house

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

Everything about making video games is harder than you think.

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A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST ALWAYS WRITE 30% OF YOUR CODE EVERYONE DEPENDS ON

STOP THE PRESSES. The ROM for the unreleased Famicom RPG Splatter World has been released (in a thread on 4chan, of all places). I've tried it myself, and it does seem to be genuine. If it's a fake, it's a damn good one. Expect (more) coverage on West Mansion soon. @hg101.bsky.social

sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I could actually see during the last 20 minutes of an average Vampire Survivors run, but I guess we'll never know

Valve isn't nice or your friend, its just that no one has a gun to their head demanding they meet some made up growth goal every year or else. So they just do what works and makes money with as little risk as possible. Like a normal fucking business.

you could not waterboard this out of me. “we didn’t understand why people use steam”

if they ever give an award for loudest shoes in the office, I'm gonna win by a country mile

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

every single word of this is insane

In the beginning the ballroom was going to cost $200 million. Earlier this morning he increased the cost to $300 million. 2 hours ago the price of the ballroom went up to $350 million. We should witness a double ballroom by this weekend.

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

1 k a applegate taught me that hawks say TSEEEEEEEEEEER 2 watching a raptor screech is so extremely funny to me look at that little man SCREAM

ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag

“I use it for brainstorming.” is quickly becoming my most hated pro-AI statement. YOU TOOK YOUR BRAIN OUT OF THE EQUATION. THAT IS NOT BRAINSTORMING.

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

Tending the garden

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

... along with murder in the second degree as a crime of terrorism www.nycourts.gov/legacypdfs/p...

BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.

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Girl, I am losing my mind

When oomf accidentally mentions a JRPG I like

Oh my god these Xal'atath joke lines in Hearthstone, I can't believe they got her VA to do a Knaifu joke *and* a 'It's me boy the PS5' reference lmao

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it