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Release the ketchup! And the Epstein files! www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1...

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Trump's not even brought the real Melania with him, that's one of the inflatable ones

What do you mean the nearest McDonald's is 20 miles away?! Isn't Scotland the home of McDonald's?!"

Word of the day is ‘swullocking’, from 19th-century East Anglian dialect: sultry, sweltering, and sudiferous (sweat-inducing).

Of course, it's a day ending in y! What a clueless and petulant twatwaffle. BBC News - Trump says EU and Mexico face 30% tariff from August www.bbc.com/news/article...

Foxtrot Delta Foxtrot Taco Janey Godley signs at the ready! #WeAreAllJaneyGodley www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

With the escalation of Trump's dangerous lawlessness and overreach, at what point do FIFA and the IOC revoke the awarding of the World Cup and the Olympics? They can't surely be allowed to go ahead under a regime that is a clear threat to both US citizens & foreign visitors. @mrjamesob.bsky.social

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Shots fired, Neil.

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Louder for the voters in the back!

This is what the start of an economic collapse looks like. #BlameTrump

Oh. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Opener for 10am, @mrjamesob.bsky.social?

What makes this visual even more stunning is that it was made possible by people who said their #1 concern when voting was the economy. What idiots.

CNBC's Steve Liesman doesn't mince words about the way the White House calculated its tariff rates: "Nobody ever heard of this formula. Nobody has ever used this formula. So I’m sorry, but the conclusion seems to be the president kind of made this up as he went along... these are off the charts."

It's not a trade war. It's one man acting like a dick

Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one

This is incredible. The "reciprocal tariffs" were calculated without actually looking at anything to do with tariffs. This is the most amateur-hour crap you can imagine and it's going to straight tank the global economy.

A contender for your opener at 10am @mrjamesob.bsky.social? And you can guarantee he hasn't a clue where any of the places he has heard of are! 🤪

Time for the annual peruse of the headlines to try and spot the April Fool pranks, only to horrifyingly discover that they're all true.

It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein

Last month I did a little experiment. I wanted to see how the exact same post would perform on both X (Twitter) and Bluesky. The results were...interesting... [Thread]

Every retailer in America should display the original price of an item along with the new tariffed price. Let it sink in for the slowest in the herd. Tariffs are a tax. You're paying for them.

youtu.be/pvT3aQjLxdE Here's a 🎶 twist on Coldplay's thumping #VivaLaVida we're calling "Puppets on a Kremlin String?" It reflects on the grotesque media spectacle hosted by #Trump & #Vance yesterday at the White House. In solidarity with Zelensky & Ukraine. #SlavaUkraini #Dontabandonthem

NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent. “It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up. “A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.” @kyivindependent.com

Word of the Day is ‘ingordigiousness’ (18th century): extreme greed at the expense of principles.

The Art of the Deal - a big fat MAGA wank. youtu.be/Jk0nUUqG_Ag?...

Nearly there now - just a few hundred more days to go.

Bravo, Channel 4, bravo!

Seems fitting the NYT Connections for 20th Jan includes the words 'cheat' and 'crook'

Trump set the TikTok ban in motion Congress passed legislation Biden signs legislation SCOTUS upholds ban Biden says his administration wouldn’t enforce the law, leaving room for TikTok to stay open TikTok shuts down anyway Trump tweets TikTok pretends Trump saved it 🙄

Every time I read about banning books, I think of this: Reading a book with a gay character will not make you gay any more than reading a book about Einstein will make you a genius. If you're afraid that books might change someone's thinking, you're not afraid of books — you're afraid of thinking.

I will never, ever get over this.

Word of the day is ‘sequaciousness’ (16th century): the slavish and reckless following of another person in matters of thought or opinion.

My word of the day (and personal recommendation) is ‘snerdling’ (18th century): nestling cosily beneath the covers and holding off the day a little longer. Morning.