It would be a cool ‘evil twin’ thing to see the Equinox EMH again. While yes, Voyager’s EMH told the computer to delete the Equinox EMH but it’s definitely possible he was backed up before then. He could be the new Moriarty.

I’m walking thru the park on the way home and there is packaging from a huge dildo just on the steps. I…

These Airpod Max have been the most worthless purchase. Fuckers not working

Now I’m seeing iron supplement commercials Feos*l or something?

Thought this was a beer. It is not. Can’t wait to get home and crack it open 😋

I just know mirror universe Kirk wears this version of that green command wrap

Okay you smart lot, my instagram, I can message people, I can see stories, people can message me, but when I go to their profile it says "no posts yet", even though I can see how many posts they have on their account at the top. I've already uninstalled and reinstalled the app. Any suggestions?

The cackle i let out from the last photo

They’d rather there be no shade, benches, restrooms, or water fountains because they MIGHT have to be mildly inconvenienced by a person they’re actively disenfranchising using them.

Have you heard of an apartment complex? Cuz if residents of an apartment didn’t have that apartment, what would they be? Homeless.

there are people that hate the homeless so much they'd rather not have parks than have parks where homeless people are present

Sweet pickles are trash

so here’s the thing

Squee!! There was a praying mantis in one of my empty pots. We moved it to the flower bed so it would have more options and got a few good pictures before it skittered under a leaf for protection. #bugsky 🌱

Rite Aid closes all remaining stores after 63 years in business

What’s the strain?

Botanically speaking, popcorn is a fruit salad.

Offering to do something for me and then flaking on that will put you on my shitlist so fast. Because you didn’t have to say anything to begin with.

I’m installing a bird feeder so I bought this squirrel repellant liquid and I’m absolutely screaming about this logo. 💯

I love a

I just learned about the hyrax. An animal that looks like they're just done with everyone's bullshit

People really have no idea how violent, cruel, and intentionally torturous American jails and prisons are. And most people in American jails have never been convicted of a crime.

Her bringing us some sugarfree peppermints for the first time and me loudly expressing my displeasure at such a foul candy

Was gonna climb and sit in a tree while I wait but the fucking spiders got webs everywhere.

La felicidad son esos segundos que no quieres que terminen...

It’s wild America thinks it’s a country where criminals are treated with a cushy lax attitude with law enforcement prevented from doing their jobs when every piece of evidence is that it’s the opposite except for rich people who don’t commit crimes because why would they have money if they did that

Ashamed to say how many times I watched this 😂

Hmm I wonder if historically betting on tech has ever been a problem. Lemme ask DumbGPT

Also, as an aside, contender for this month's headline hall of fame in the FT today.... www.ft.com/content/3cf3...

He gets it 😌

We are really living in a ‘cocaine in soda’ era. Folks pushing harmful short term shit as plausible solutions and that pisses off

That Fleet too hot tweet still makes me laugh randomly all these years later

Bagel place I wanted to go to closed for the month. Went to the one across the street and they wanted $7.95 for a bagel with cream cheese. Go to hell

There is always an old person to tell you their health woes when you did not ask and barely engaged them in convo. 😬

L O L

Yall gotta stop pretending the National Guard isn’t the well regulated militia referenced in the 2nd Amendment AND USE YOUR FUCKING POWERS! DO SOMETHING, governor!

Change of topic: What’s a trash candy you like? Candycorn is not trash, :9don’t get blocked.

He don’t look like a clandestine casaba to you, love?!

He look like a devious titty.

I know someone with SIX grammys?!

The TSA didn’t exist before September 11, 2001. Flights should not be this fucked up with them being… striking? Shutdown?

Somebody stole my bag. I’m only mad because it had my favorite windbreaker from Hawaii, a Star Trek Voyager pin, and a Trials of Osiris pin. Exactly why I don’t put shit in me bag

Crown Royal got Whisky Lemonade now?!

Today is World Teacher’s Day. Show an educator some love today. We… I need it.

Woke up in a rage to getting sucked on in my sleep. Fuck this bitch!

I hate when people are like “omg you watched a Christmas film in OCTOBER?!” Yeah, and I also watched Titanic on dry land 🤷🏻‍♀️

Djsjdodoksksjdjdo this illustration of Lieutenant Commander Data is….

Big Myrtle off work now, check back later 😭