Ordered Taco Bell and they didn’t get my crunchwrap order correct. I already complained in the Uber Eats app before I realized they put two crunchwraps in the bag. So what I’m thinking is that they made the first one incorrect and still gave it to me instead of throwing it away.

Gender reveals are an event that I’m not too woke for. I think they’re sweet and not automatically indicative of a transphobic ideology.

My apartment is across the street from the communal event space for the complex and today a group of black people had a gender reveal party. It was so sweet.

Ya’know, I feel like I’m cheating the full womanhood experience because my periods are relatively light and painless.

I bought some fragranced body oils on tiktok and the only way to describe them as the LaCroix of body oils.

I skeet for the people who buy alcoholic beverages based on ABV.

Would y’all judge me if I told y’all I was on my fourth Cutwater already?

Yes, please. And thank you.

Embarrassing

The killing of Charlie Kirk was a great moment in social media meme history. How else could you explain this?

After a year of being in the first amendment right activist community, I have learned that white people genuinely, with their whole heart, with a straight face, believe that them being “uncomfortable“ is against the law.

I’m not as shocked by Afroman being MAGA because, if I don’t think about it about deeply, I get black Republicans slightly. And also his recent court case sends a bigger message, beyond political parties, about the first amendment of the constitution.

Oh no, tiktok liberals are learning that Afroman is MAGA. It was fun while it lasted.

Mojo Jojo too… we all heaven sent.

Maybe it’s because I’m intimately affected but some people you can just look at them and tell they’re left-handed.

Being a left-handed person is a particular… vibe.

Left-handed people are an oppressed class. In this essay I will…

It was surprising figuring out that I was good at painting. I’m tragically left-handed and I usually find hand-eye coordination to be a challenging task. 

I want to recreate these. It’s actually killing me that I’m not able to try at this current moment.

I miss feeling excited for something. Is this depression?

I live close-ish to an airport so I’m always noticing the planes come and go in the sky. Last night, I sat on the balcony and looked up the flight plans of the different planes going by. 

Working at a startup is akin to being in a cult.

I’m craving a quote unquote ghetto hairstyle. Really… cultural.

7. Not the worst but nothing happened to make it great.

Afroman won that lawsuit and now I want a Lemon Poundcake shirt.

💋💋💋

Just saw a 32 inch wig for $150. I know it has to be made from the hair of a yak’s ass, but I’m still intrigued.

I’ve been at this job for barely two months and I already have 82 hours of PTO accumulated. I must make good use of it.

I only realized it was St. Patrick’s Day on my trip into the office. Luckily I work with 2 other black folks and we don’t give a shit about that.

So I want to do this style on my wig. I’m notoriously terrible at styling wigs though so….

I have been preemptively not liking LaRussell and he just gave a reason. 🙂‍↔️

New wig. Feeling like a mean ole lion. 😂

You know what’s always gon hit? A Taco Bell chicken quesadilla

I absolutely snapped on these.

I was actually a fan of Tiphani Montgomery until she took the sharp born-again Christian route.

I am a true blue Beyoncé fan, circa 1997. When Tiffani Montgomery went on that diatribe about “Y’all in that lady’s beyhive?”, she was talking about me.

I saw this take and it me got me thinking. Beyoncé only has one true skip in her whole discography.

I had to create some official paperwork from thin air earlier this week. Haven’t had to use my forgery skills in a very long time but I still got it.

I tried the spicy mango margarita flavored Cutwater.

I don’t fancy you too much chile…

Is anyone into youtube video essays? I need some channel recommendations. Black women preferably.

One of my most enjoyable college courses was on American Pop music. And the premise was pretty much “yeah Black people started this shit“ lol

idk. I’ve developed an ick where I’m instantly annoyed when I see the top whites of someone’s eyes.

For six months, I’ve actively avoided that “counting or not counting gang violence” video and …yeah.

People be like, why you smoke in the morning? You ain’t even gave the day a chance. OR maybe I’m giving myself a chance for the day? Ever thought of that?

What level of hell is this?

So when I got the offer for my current job, I was told the dress code was business casual. I got to the office and clearly everyone didn't get that memo.

I found the perfect pair of work pants. I got them in 5 different colors. lol

What could this flavor energy drink possibly taste like?