I miss my solitude and the sound of silence. So bad.

LMFAOOOOOOO nah as soon as that shit gives the first chirp I gotta get it changed. I can’t have that kind of chaos in my life. It gives me anxiety.

Outback had the best Veterans Day offer/discount today.

I’ve started back playing Animal Crossing. It was my pandemic hobby. lol

wow this picture is triggering lol

Happy Free Food Day to all who celebrate 🎉

Right as I was getting married to the idea of moving to Atlanta and doing lots of nigga shit, plot twist, I’m staying in Florida

Tomorrow is Free Food Day!

Honestly, very much what I wanted her to say originally

I’ve watched this at least 10 times and cackled each time lmao

I’ve never once considered living in Atlanta. But it looks like that’s where I’m headed.

I want the daylight fucked into me. Rise and shine, baby.

I feel like I was *just* turning up with painting nails when I had to stop.

I just got one of my prizes I won from a nail competition and omg I miss painting.

Y’know, over the years I have been drunk an uncountable amount of times while on twitter or this app but I have never been keyboard smash tweet drunk.

I am dronk.

I’m reading/listening to Mama Tina’s book and I can’t wait for her to get to the Beyoncé part ngl.

I think I’m over a man I should have been over years ago. Please clap.

What wildlife and critters are in Atlanta?

I haven’t seen an alligator or wild boar in Florida yet and it’s upsetting me and my homegirl.

I know peacocks aren’t native to America but I’ve seen them wild in a few states and I think they’re so cool.

I’ve lived in numerous regions of the country and my favorite part of discovering a new place is learning the native animals and critters.

Late night bunny rabbit spotting

Hey so yeah. What’s going on in Marietta? 👀

There is now the possibility that I could be moving to New York City. I do not want that. I do not want that very much.

Sipping on grain alcohol in my white cran peach juice tonight. If that’s any indication on how my life is going right now.

It’s so interesting that I’ve been single for four years and I haven’t thought seriously about dating again.

I can’t explain why I find this so attractive.

And I never thought I’d see the day where I’d miss a Kroger grocery store but bitch Publix is expensive for no reason.

Every time I step in Publix I miss Texas.

I am *far* too old to be engaged by this NLE Choppa and YB beef… yet here I am, intrigued.

The type of news stories that come out of where I live now 💀

Florida has an abnormal amount of interesting birds.

The other day I looked up and saw two flamingos flying. In the same way I would look up in the sky in Texas and see ducks. I’m still fascinated.

It’s a shame that Mystikal is a habitual rapist. Bouncin’ Back (Bumpin’ Me Against the Wall) is high art and a time capsule of American society immediately post 9/11.

My brother offered to start my locs 🥹

Did y’all see those tiktoks of that man upset that he, as a single father, can’t host an all girls sleepover for his daughter?

A bop.

idk. I don’t have any more grace for habitual line steppers in my life.

Last week I was concerning myself with what if my parents didn’t call me for my birthday. But they did. And I didn’t pick up. For either of them.

I love the way people in Milwaukee dance so bad. Because what is this? 😂

ion like the name “Fifth Third Bank” because it’s too close to the Three Fifths Compromise.

In a lorge

Oh wait. This too. Whoever made this design was *very* fond of it.

Just thought about these faux Louis Vuitton bags I customized. So cute. 💕

When your merch matches your merch.

Just toured a new build home that I loved. $630K. I gotta get my money up.

Generally, yes.

Shrimp étouffée… and tacos.

Meanwhile, I’m looking like Basquiat by the head (negative)